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I'm gonna look for J's gloves in the car when I get home. If I find them in under 3 minutes he owes me a million dollars and loses and cold hands pity.

I was already planning to wear this long lost hoodie today but then I started crying when I put it on just now. What a loss for their family and for art and humanity 😭

Rob Reiner, who directed such beloved Hollywood classics as 'This Is Spinal Tap,' 'Stand by Me' and 'When Harry Met Sally' after starring in the trailblazing sitcom 'All in the Family,' died Sunday along with his wife, Michele, in their Brentwood home. bit.ly/48UWXSi

Secondary boss is having a choc chip cookie tasting party for his holiday gathering. I've been collecting cookie orders and helping delivery guys find THE MOST FAMOUS BUILDING IN NYC (at least in December) for the last 2 hours. I'm pooped and still need to set up. 😭

thanks i hate it here

Don’t look away. sahanjournal.com/immigration/...

it. me.

made the mistake of answering my sister's plea yesterday. some people need to be more aware of when they are OUT OF OPTIONS!

when you're in another stupid ticketmaster queue and the numbers start dropping 1,000 at a time you know it's sold out. I entered the queue for 5,900 seats at just over 20,000 so I already had no chance. and yet I'm staying in the queue until I'm sure. #westendgirl

I put on my evening tshirt when I get out of my morning shower so I can walk around the apt. Chuckling to myself because I chose the Four Seasons total landscaping tee and just opened a confirmation from the actual Four Seasons Philadelphia @ work 🤭

This is very good work.

I don't think I'd be so pissed about everything taking forever if they hadn't gotten us so used to 2-7 day deliveries and minimal effort. I've had several packages delayed and one is my coat and it's fucking freezing this week. Was meant to come today, now tomorrow, when I'm out freezing my ass off.

This administration and their petty, ugly actions can fuck off into the sun.

Gehry transformed modern architecture with exuberant buildings such as the Walt Disney Concert Hall and the Guggenheim Museum. "I've always been for optimism and architecture not being sad," he said. n.pr/44TlUw2

OMFG it is so people-y out there! When I got here this morning, there was some chaos as the TODAY watchers were being escorted to FAO Schwarz which already had a line halfway down the block. But me and my ID badge sailed through once they made a gap.

If this had run as-is in the Onion you’d laugh!

sure, Spotify

In matching, brilliant blue suits, David Byrne and his band squeeze behind the Desk to perform four songs, including Talking Heads' "Life During Wartime." n.pr/4pFYoun

there's a song in Mean Girls the Musical at a Halloween party and Karen is listing sexy costumes. A was "sexy Quint from sexy jaws, catching sexy sharks" Did I just find our 2025 ornament or too niche? 😂 (2024 movie clip youtu.be/Onn6ottfKtE?... )

I watch wayyy too much TikTok and will never understand how people can just block out their smoke detector chirps. Like I don't want to be a dick, but can I send you a 9V battery, stranger?

Bought new lights for the tree today. Finally got all white. Accidentally bought incandescents. I waited like 7 years for those stupid tree dazzler lights to start dying. Couldn't be happier 🎄

J & A left home at 4:30am to be 3rd in line for record store day. I've been asked to bring a blanket (and probably let J go home). I feel like I ate a salt lick last night but can't have anything to drink until the store opens at 9. 🐪

Bathroom clean. Need to sweep and mop the kitchen as soon as J finishes the dishes. Quick seated parade break 🦃

I had an Xfinity discount for over a decade. Now my FiOS internet alone costs $1 more than my internet and cable with all premium channels at the old apartment 😭

I was going to try to catch up and watch the end for teen communication purposes, but Aiden just saved me many many hours. Thanks pal!

I just had to buy a small hand sanitizer because the outside of the chicken packages felt wet. Probably water, could be chicken juice, not touching a thing! (the bathroom was out of service). I need to find an elsewhere to buy chicken.

I play this game too with the added layer of my mom did have dementia. I like to say my brain is made of swiss cheese. #cheesebrain🧀🧠

The U.S. government has released a new crash test dummy design that advocates believe will help make cars safer for women. Women are 73% more likely to be injured in a head-on crash than men. n.pr/48ne93H

Saw 2 Broadway shows this week and now my neck hurts. 1. Beetlejuice. Terrible pitch, big head. 2. Queen of Versailles. Excellent pitch, big hair.

today sucks because my friend's mom passed, today is the funeral, and we've all been really great about gathering for these moments and I have 3 quarterly Big Work Things today that I just could not skip. So I'm not only missing being there for her, but our increasingly rare gatherings.

I still don't understand what a Tricia Paytas is, but we've seen Beetlejuice Broadway company x2 and now the touring company visiting Broadway (with TP). This was the stage door crush. It was insanely loud! They gave us free buttons because it was our third time. #beetlejuicebeetlejuicebeetlejuice

i guess NJTransit uses cloudflare. An entire line of people waiting while frantically refreshing the app before the bus comes was almost funny. Thanks for the free ride?

Born February 22, 1975, Drew Barrymore is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley’s age on the day ‘Cocoon’ was released. Congrats Drew! You’ve reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.

rewatching Scandal. sure, i'm binge watching, but the frequency with which men (there are more than one!) stick their hands in Olivia's pants then just wander around with pussy fingers is pretty astounding.

One of the things that's very difficult to really take to heart about MAGA conservatives is that you can't get them on hypocrisy about their children because they really don't give a fuck about their kids

Universal basic income and healthcare (with dental) so that no one needs to accept Matt Gaetz money for sex.

Are those of us with various jars of coins gonna do anything now or just sit on those pennies until we're in a coin rolling mood? They're still legal tender, just no new ones. And If I have ¢63 is a store still gonna try to take ¢65? Anything to get more money out of us.

Yeah, but at least it's an environmental catastrophe with absolutely no regulation, so a handful of dirtbags can have even more money they'll never be able to spend.

I have employer subsidized healthcare and i still pay a good portion of it. i am literally afraid to login and see how much my premiums are going up and my take home pay will be going down in January. I have to eventually, obviously, but

somehow a Le Creuset kettle was shipped to my old apartment and the handyman was nice enough to let me know I had a package. I must have entered some giveaway and completely forgotten about it. Should I sell it? I have an electric kettle, this is just a $100 item that will sit in a box.

but i thought they were all going to move if he won. waiting...

it took me a decade to stop the excessive junk mail at my old apartment and I still got a million hello fresh and fresh direct mailers. the former tenant in our apartment gets soooo many mailers and catalogues. i guess i should start making some calls. ew.

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There’s no reason ever again for any Democrat to suggest moderating on trans rights. There was never a moral reason but now there’s no political reason either. Somebody tell Gavin Newsom and Pete Buttigieg. it’s joe-ver.

I suspect Norm's foster person kept him in a bathroom. At the old place he would poop in the tub sometimes, but he also just liked to hang out and roll around. At the new place the bathroom door blocks a hallway so we keep it closed, but he'll sit there waiting for his chance to get in the tub! ½

I find it hilarious and not at all surprising that Cuomo basically won the rich asshole vote. Are they gonna leave now? (no)

MFer keeps making declarations on social media and NOBODY STOPS IT FROM HAPPENING! really looking forward to never seeing this bullshit again. someday. he can't live forever, right? right?!

This is the president of the United States taking a break from gold-and-marble interior renovations to say he’ll defy a court order to feed hungry Americans. Nero would be proud.