Our new to us school district does a high school show in the fall and a full K-12 show of chaos in the spring. It's opening night and the chat app has been buzzing all morning (it's only 9:15). Arrival times, reminders, missing items, please don't let 2nd graders do their own makeup... 😆

I got a little drunky at a baseball game and now I have to semi-function for the evening. I can't even change into loungewear. LoL

Replies I can't send: your expectations are beyond unreasonable. If you don't want to be homeless you need to re-home your dog. #siblingbullshit

Need to get a lyric t for Noah Kahn. It's my thing. Ideas: basic Miller Lite or custom "just an asshole" I wore Kansas (the band) for Role Model, LEVIIS for beyoncé (2nd choice was a Clever Girl Jurassic t), built like a mother for Olivia, wrong in all the right ways for P!nk.

I actually saw the original (pre-Sting) broadway run and really enjoyed it. very different - big manly men stomp dancing about Important Things. I don't think opera staging and Shaggy(!?) are gonna save it.

What the heck does purple mean? 😵‍💫 Connections Puzzle #1062 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪

happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time

I accidentally bought protein Eggo waffles and they are absolutely FOUL

barely aware of this yesterday, but now i'm tearing up at the sideline spectators by the hospital

checking grocery stores near work. do i want to spend $8 on pickles (not special pickles, just Claussen slices) or enjoy my dinner less? Randomly looking up other frequent items; EVERYTHING is $2-4 more than Hoboken (which is expensive for NJ!). I couldn't live here again even if I wanted to!

5 minutes until my next Ticketmaster battle! #oliviarodrigo

my entire family PTFO before 9:30 last night. why the hell do I STILL feel like I slept 4.5 hours and did a wake-n-bake!? 😴😴😴

Bus driver shaking his head the whole ride like wronged him somehow.

that's sweet. still not giving NYT money bring back the free mini!

I'd like to thank Noah Kahn for this week's earworm being just a loop of "YER AN ASSHOLE, AFTER ALL" #dashboard

THREAD: Chewbacca at MLB stadiums Throwing out the first pitch at Fenway

it was me! except i was the second friend to suggest a milkshake. i think @craftlass needs a milkshake.

Melissa Hortman would like a word but she cannot because she is dead.

2 day old Jeopardy! spoiler - I always start out thinking superchampions are boring, but then they're gone and I feel like a major character left my favorite show. on to Tuesday's ep. Let's see if the giant killer can win more than one game - they usually don't.

why must people (men) make shit harder than it needs to be? can you pull over for 3 minutes and pick this thing up? nah, i'm going to park half a mile away, walk back, carry that shit home so i have something to complain about later.

sorry for sticking this face in your feed again. my question is do they know they're projecting? like, does he know/believe the MAGA GOP is a "domestic extremist organization" and he's putting it on the Dems? Or does Miller think everyone must be as evil as he and his ilk so he says the same shit?

I am NOT crying because my teen is preparing for a SEVEN DAY TRIP at the end of school. Nope, not me. she'll be 1000% fine, I'll be the mess. (she's never had more than a 2 day sleepover) silver lining: husband going on a guys trip for 2.5 overlapping days

she's lucky i love her so much #tuesday

I pre-ordered a Noah Kahan CD. I'm a streamer, but we're working on re-collecting physical media. I have tracking, but it's not left the warehouse yet. I tried to buy direct to avoid them but Amazon would have had this shit on my doorstep Friday morning before I even remembered it was release day.

Okay, but, what if I have a reason, Todd? WHAT IF I HAVE A REASON??

am I insane or is everyone forgetting that the WHCD is not hosted by the government? Even if the ballroom existed, the press - theoretically independent! - shouldn't be holding their event AT THE WHITE HOUSE

I don’t buy any of this at all.

I’m sorry. I didn’t plan it this way. Rest in peace, Ferris Mewler thebloggess.com/2026/04/24/i...

The NFL draft preempted yesterday's Jeopardy! to 3am. Why did my DVR record only the last ad break and Final Jeopardy! and 21 minutes of Wheel of Fortune? 🤦

they moved saturday's Banana ball game to tonight and now nobody wants to come with me anymore. sadface. if anyone wanted to go and doesn't have plans for 7:35 tonight there are a TON of Yankee Stadium tickets available.

This will be RT3 in NJ during the FIFA matches

you know how we don't talk about body size in casual conversation anymore? (I fully grew up in the "oh my god, you've lost so much weight. you look amazing" times). GLP1 weight loss at work is SHOCKING and I can't say anything. I legit almost didn't recognize this one.

Happy Administrative Professionals Day to all who celebrate. I put it on both boss calendars this year. one is working elsewhere and the other I guess if he notices might buy me a cookie. the gif and silly pics chain i've got going with the other admins is my reward.

You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

Somebody please come up with a human job that is like a guide dog but a human companion for people with severe agoraphobia to DO ANYTHING

Noah Kahan's songs radiate empathy for loved ones and places from his past. After a gradual rise, the Vermont singer-songwriter finally makes his Tiny Desk debut. n.pr/4cGau20

I did ask her "were you listening to Olivia Rodrigo at 4am?" She said "I don't know. Probably"

It's about 4am, I got up to pee, hear music from A's room, J is at his desk. I think we're all awake at this very wrong hour. More sleep for all would be lovely 😴

they're gonna fuck around and coin a new "Obamacare" — a term they think is derisive, but secretly reveals how beloved the policy (and the politician) is with the broader public

France passed a law requiring solar panels on every parking lot with more than 80 spaces. Equals 10 nuclear reactors Reduces heat island, shades cars The US -- 800 million parking spaces. Most of them are uncovered asphalt sitting in direct sunlight. Why aren't we doing this?

teen communication. LOL

LRS the extreme disappointment from the right at the plummeting TEEN birthrate really says something. #ihatethemsomuch

I really just don't think we should put pedophiles in charge anymore

OMFG! My GP's practice got bought by a different giant medical conglomerate and they failed to migrate like 60% of their patient records. I HAVE TO FILL OUT A FORM TO HAVE MY DOCTOR SEND MY RECORDS TO HERSELF!!! I could do frustrated #infrastructureweek skeets allll day.

I saw a clip, he's got this totally misshapen (looksmaxxed?) dude next to him repeatedly offering him adderall. no "you okay?" just an intoxicated guy saying "dude, want an addy? do you want an addy? addy?"

i did my taxes in february and they won't let me set up a payment plan. it's received and processed but still no bill. Like, I don't want to give you another cent to misuse my tax $ but also don't even try it with penalties if you can't get your shit together.

The rest of my super annoying day was spent trying to find new preventative care. I've been half successful! #werenumber1 #infrastructureweek

BREAKING: Swalwell resigns from Congress:

Work replies I can't send: He asked for the move, he'll need to accommodate it. He'll be driving? Tell him to pull the fuck over! This meeting was supposed to happen TWO WEEKS AGO! I'm not fucking moving it again. I hate this meeting.

Unplugged for most of the day and took a nice amble in perfect weather with @souphead.bsky.social at the Cherry Blossom Festival at Branch Brook Park in Newark. An absolute gem of a public park with more cherry trees than DC! Largest collection in the US. And a fab roller rink!