You're not ready for the name of the energy transition specialist at Heat Pump Association UK

After being bright eyed, bushy tailed, and ready to go on Monday, this left me tired and unmotivated Tuesday, but today has been good and I have got out to the gym more or less on time. Wednesday is swim day but any gym day is a good gym day.

It's cold out there and many of the roads are extremely slippery - so please take care while travelling. 🥶🥶 TfL teams have been out with our cycle lane 'gritters' - named 'Chris Gritty', 'David Plowie' & 'Spready Salted' - helping keep our bike lanes ice free.

This is how enjambment can work in a poem. Bridge 77 on the Macclesfield Canal allows a horse to cross the canal without having to untie it from the canal boat.

You look better with hair, you just have to work with what you have left not against it. Shaved heads are like white rooms with white furniture with white carpets, bland and boring. The operator look is lame, trim your beard and grow your hair. Embrace hats.

DELL EXEC: Consumers are “not buying based on AI. In fact I think AI probably confuses them more than it helps them understand a specific outcome." @pcgamer.com #CES www.pcgamer.com/hardware/del...

Nice

Launching my new AI advisor app called Gríma from my company Wormtongue.

Cities simply cannot afford to continue prioritising cars

I’ve posted about this before, but about five years ago I got third degree burns up my forearm (and livetweeted the experience) and now you can barely even see the scar because during pregnancy, my sons’ stem cells healed the area. And now my husband’s and kids DNA is testably part of me

The answer will forever be: Broke 2 ribs while dressed as a cartoon smilodon trying to climb a snowy hill in fursuit sandals.

Is it justified to be privately angry when my standup update is "There was an issue yesterday I spent all day on but I haven't solved it yet" and someone else is like "I dunno if you saw but I posted a fix and I tested it and it works" and their MR was created at seven fucking thirty PM.

YouTube: Can you ride the NC500 in a weekend? [pictures of big dumb adventure bikes, big dumb adventure bike channel] me: [unhinged laughter]

Youtube, I do not need back and forward buttons for me to accidentally tap on, fuck off

The first two hours this morning

Rough vibes on this website today, likely because people feel Hopeless and Helpless Because Can't Stop It and No One Who Is Supposed To Is Trying To So Now We're Fighting Each Other™. I recommend activities such as book, or potentially instrument if you like instrument, or even do talk on phone.

Deercember may be over but I'm still magnificent on the inside

A lot of this is still there so Imma gayly crunch cronch my way to the shops ^.^

I have yelled at the computer, I guess I'm officially back at work.

Great first day back at rhe gym after the holidays, work saddled me with a production issue and moved a morning meeting to right when I should be leaving the house to go gym. Like fuck off and let me do this, you're actively sabotaging yourselves by killing my MH.

That's nice Dave but I don't give a shit what your invisible friend thinks. Your work has consequences in the the real world, you can believe in whatever you want but you can't make policy based on it.

How I feel after some men I've met at cons and other events

I was not hugely successful at learning from my guiding meme for 2025. Maybe this year, though it seems unlikely.

There is something ethically wrong with a dealer trying to sell a 🅱️ivalo at ANW. There's a difference between a kid who didn't know better trying to offload one on marketplace and an approved fandom dealer trying to profit of my character likeness via bootleg in a con Dealers Den. Shame.

finally, we're living through precedented times

I'm just trying to build a vision of what my best life might be like by arranging as many of things I think it should have around the gigantic hole in the middle but it's hard because I keep falling in and it's a pain in the tits to climb back out so sometimes I just stay down there a while.

Oh!

just found a very important video

I know this is about Twitter, but hang on. Theologically this is a really cool idea, "Hell is a real place and you can just leave but you'll choose not to".

I just now noticed the van's roof! Do not pay $350.

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked the Chuckle Brothers and they as usual endeavoured to do what I wanted but their inattentiveness and incompetence placed them in a sequence of chaotic scenarios of slapstick nature for about 20 minutes

I've not tried dating non-animal-men in a *really* long time and like, how do you do that these days ... as a middle aged man

Don't mind me, just quitting Transport Fever 2 in a rage because I spent 20 minutes trying to get one nice circular curve only for the game to just automatically fucking move the tracks into a compound one the moment I trim off the rails I built just to gauge it. THIS IS A BAD USER EXPERIENCE

Does Telegram have a mode to delay notifications for specific people for like 30 minutes to an hour?

If you have a degree from a US university you can apply for the German opportunity card (Chancekarte) visa.

There are a few countries where grandparent connections make immigration easier! Ireland may be the easiest for English speakers if they are lucky enough to have a grandparent from there. But Hungary, Italy, Austria, Germany, Poland and some others also offer citizenship by descent.

I got lay about on a sofa last night in fursuit being pet and touched and petting and touching with multiple people sexually and otherwise and I need a lot more of that in my life.

Great thread, another one to look into is Irish citizenship which is super easy if you have a grandparent or parent who emigrated.

Anyone know where I can find the info about ticket exchange for @nordicfuzzcon.org? Ankle surgery on Jan 22nd means I can't go so I'm looking to shift a no accom ticket and remember seeing something about how to go about it, but can't find anything now. (Also looking for someone who wants it!)

The new Black Mirror episode was pretty weird

I would like to request that people stop policing perfectly normal behaviour at meets. Cuddling up to each other in a booth is not lewd, sitting sideways on someone's knee is not scandalous. Whoever the fuck you are stop complaining to staff about shit they don't need to get involved with.

PURRPURRPURRRPURRRPURRRRR

“Peak” gift for some friends 😌 (With some slight character personalizations 😂)

“It’s too late to start again, my life is basically already over”. Listen to me: people your age are still playing teenagers on TV shows, you’re fine.

Hey, I'm once again looking for someone proficient at leatherworking to commission (or trade). Preferably EU based, but anywhere in the world works as long as you can ship. Looking to commission a custom hood.

Who else up gaming this #FursuitFriday?

It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams