I thought our house had appropriately spooky seasonal decor, until the next door house put out two 🎃 ...and an asbestos removal team

Reading to our new furry boi, Cat Vonnegut, Jr.

The Amsterdam canals are beautiful but I’m not sure what its residents are up to

Leamington Spa UK highlights

Many ocean things today

if people ask where to find emotion, i find a good negroni and FGtH WttPd are what it takes www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R8B... as the comment says, "as long as these songs are, i promise you they are not long enough"

i got a degree in japanese because of anime so am inventing a time machine to go back and block/report this guy, how dare he

Wet Leg reminds you to love each other, enjoy concert bubbles, and also never skip squat day

Attending @brattletheatre.bsky.social big screen shows for Twin Peaks the Return? Remember to pay respect to their (forever) concession stand employee of the month. brattlefilm.org/film-series/...

Hunted through both boxes of "spare cables" and no long have an extra one of these, marking the end of my usefulness as a man

so does it just shoot right out when i open the lid or...

Not sure what emotions I’m feeling from this random cover/disc combo

Cats of Chicago

Sources tell me that @xaiax.net has made it around the sun again! and something tells me he still has this shirt somewhere

Our apple tree is laden but some people are too impatient for home fermentation

So this phrase “able-bodied” has clearly been on the most recent list of R talking points. It comes from the first round of English labor laws, which were instituted after the Black Death. A mini medieval story time!

I can confirm @trainersunny617.bsky.social knows all the classic poses for summer

Shout out to Marvel movies for subtitling glasses-wearing Hulk as “Smart Hulk.” Looks like “Near-sighted Hulk” died in the audience focus group.

Me: wow, glad I hit the barber before this heat wave S.O.: I WHIP MY HAAAAAAAIR

The season for my favorite soda is back #sodaseason

My brother got married yesterday to a charmer who loves to sing with him and emits nothing but good vibes. They are my personal timeline cleanse.

I'm so scared of cities. All those buildings so close to each other. You can go to the movie theater and a restaurant and the park while walking, in defiance of God. There are people you haven't met before. Sometimes there's a dog in a jacket

“Ladies and gentleman, The Weekend” @kaboobi.com

How @trainersunny617.bsky.social felt 1 min, 1 hour, and 1 afternoon after her half marathon today

When life gives you blind lemons

Our hotel features Buckwheat the cat, a lovable chonk who they say receives more holiday cards than any human who works there. Put me down for one!

Nice spring day, time to cheat on my favorite neighborhood dive bar with the other neighborhood dive bar

Finished third in fave series of mystery romances today and UGH why library make me wait for next one, this is intolerable

Spring we ❤️ you

bob dylan's harmonica? is this economy?

I can recommend the full Dee-Lite Elektra Years without reservation www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8AR...

Quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky.

When I saw that my great-grandpa's brother Bryan built a long-term railroad accountancy career, I did wonder if that level of responsibility would take a heel turn and yep, it sure did.

a bit shocking that nobody in that whole telecast had anything to say about trans rights/visibility/acceptance

Learned today that my grandpa enlisted at 17 (fudging his birth year) to follow his dad's career military footsteps, only for his mom to pass suddenly four months later. He was discharged after less than a year for debiliitating depression that prevented effective service, and geez do you think?

Family member's getting minor facial surgery today and I assured them I was pulling for a Humphrey Bogart outcome www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIlb...

Oh man! My dude!

you will not believe who i did a two hour interview with yesterday afternoon :)

Excellent @freezepopband.bsky.social show last night & we want to share photo evidence.

It’s important to be supportive of a high quality 🍑 ☎️

did flavor flav write this

My 15th World Nutella Day party is in the books & its blind taste-off between Dutch, French, American, and Italian options once again proved the 🇮🇹 know what the heck they're doing, food-wise. Noccioliva is great stuff. #WorldNutellaDay

Guest bartending at my friend Matt’s home bar, Trotting Park! Captain Swizzles served up a righteous variety of tiki beverages, designed the menu, and pontificated about Disney, tiki, and New York World’s Fair history. You get a whole bevy of experiences when you get Kevbot!

Thanks to the man who wrote a literal book on New England Tiki @kevidently.bsky.social for his great cocktail skills & stories last night. Much recommend for your own good times!

Late last night, with about 15 minutes notice to the Union, the NLRB’s HR sent an email adopting the terms of the forked-up resignation scam. HR also provided us a contract that appears to be drafted by AI or LegalZoom. As labor lawyers, we’re happy to go over this in detail. 🧵

Reminder that if you see someone trying to figure out how to contact their reps, you now have the INCREDIBLY easy to remember URL to give to them: reps.fyi Tell your friends! Tell strangers! Print stickers and put them on things! Crash every voicemail every day. ❤️ (thank you @gregpak.net!)

When people in your life drift away, it's most often because their own situations changed, independent of anything you did. Since it's 2025, the caveat is "unless you ignored/supported the growth of fascism."

Safe to assume our federal government will be ignoring Black History Month, so check your local library for Feb reading recommendations. Starting with something near to my ~~heart~~ liver. loveandwhiskeybook.com

Sorry, Mr. Dictionary, I foresee using this word many times in 2025