there is currently no official version of unbeatable on mobile devices. if you see one out there, it is stolen content bootlegged from us. i would recommend against spending money on such apps. we cannot guarantee their content and we obviously do not support them

oh god. yeah, we did not make this. please report this or, well, put a better way: we did, because the app is just a very bad, semi-functional port of the demo's arcade mode behold original game do not steal: RHYTHM BEAT [arcade mode]

At least SOMEONE has a bit of moral clarity. #nzpol

And just to cap it off, this fake lead story is "Funded by the Parliamentary Service". I hope anyone working for Stuff as a journalist is feeling deeply embarrassed by this.

Fuck Israel

Discworld QOTD, from Snuff "But what should we do when the highborn and wealthy take to crime? Indeed, if a poor man will spend a year in prison for stealing out of hunger, how high would the gallows need to be to hang the rich man who breaks the law out of greed?"

The New York Times has just confirmed that 40 civilians died in President Trump's invasion. This is the aftermath in one area

Colombian President Petro commenting on the US; “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil."

so Hipkins could completely scoop Luxon AND set the frame for the discourse by making even a quite muted announcement on Venezuela. why are Labour so FUCKING BAD at comms OR being in the right side of history?

Our absent PM everybody:

Just putting this here because it's nice www.1news.co.nz/2026/01/04/d...

"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.

Has anybody tried turning 2026 off and on again. Maybe giving it a little thump if that doesn't improve anything.

Fuck the USA troops. Fuck the United States.

Et Voila. My favourite 2025 games; most are discounted. A mix of genres. May you find a brief mental respite from The Horrors. (Games are: Avowed, Ball X Pit, Battle Suit Aces, Citizen Sleeper 2, Clair Obscur, Eternal Strands, Hades 2, Monster Train 2, Octopath Traveler 0, Trails in the Sky: FC)

#BREAKING from me and Jennifer Jacobs - additional reporting on the strikes in Venezuela.

Seriously, this is what is needed. We do it now and maybe we stop this before even more people die and more countries are destabilised.

My one horrors post this evening. We've seen this script before in the 00s. It resulted in death and misery for untold people and those responsible never paid a price for it. It was illegal and immoral then & it is the same now. I hope for everyone's sake it plays out a bit differently in 2026.

Fuck the United States of America.

I'm going to be in Edinburgh for a couple weeks later this year. Would it be absolutely mad to make a trip all the way up to Kirkwall specifically to get a Dragon Age 2 Kirkwall tattoo there?

EIGHT HUNDRED AND THIRTEEN GRAMS. look at this tiny grumpy champion.

I know we have bigger first to fry but this sucks so fucking bad. Location: Midtown Hotel Boston

Healthcare workers should be prohibited from reporting suspected abortions—but they're not. @pregnancyjust.bsky.social found that, among 412 pregnancy criminalization cases after the fall of Roe, 264 involved information disclosed in a medical setting www.pregnancyjusticeus.org/post-dobbs-p...

“oh, i wish there were some kind of punctuation to chain these two sentences together” the humble semicolon:

WAHOO my wife and I are at Anthro Northwest 8 in Seattle (Washington) this weekend!!! Come say hi if you’re around, we’d love to see ya :D Today was the first of three days tabling and we really enjoyed it (it was the first furry convention we’ve been to) :)

My boyfriend and I have been messing around with cyanotype chemicals this week and decided to develop some of my old glass plate negatives. 🐈

Work in progress, real close to finishing this one, just want to glaze a little blue in some parts and tweak with some color pencil. Really proud of this one.

let’s see NZ msm actually start reporting on this stuff in 2026

Coming from Aotearoa I romanticised the American dream I saw in movies, I always thought the dream was to shift to America with a few coins in your pocket, work hard & then make it to having a large house & a new car in your drive. Turns out the American dream is to have lots of guns & shot up kids

I mean, we're not wrong.

You will be greeted as liberators.

People talking about lessons Hipkins could take from Mamdani, as if Hipkins would ever pay attention to a brown leftist

Has anyone tried the Trtl travel pillows? Are they good and worth the cost? Alternative suggestions (other than the traditional donut pillow)?

I have been trying to get this shot for days.

In 2026 I want all of the decent people to remember one thing. You aren’t meant to be this disciplined, this self-sacrificing to survive. The environment is supposed to support good living. We can have that. You are not a failure. That is politics. That is all.

Take note, Labour and Greens.

We had her. Her name is Tory Whanau. And they did everything they could to tear her down.

And please, PLEASE let us not forget that time in 2023 when Karen Smith was elected President of the school board in Bucks County, Pa and swore her oath on a stack of banned books. The most gangsta oath ever! Just brilliant. www.edweek.org/leadership/t...

BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins

second place goes to a COHOST ALUMNI (rip cohost) DEMON SCHOOL! gay people love persona, but also, gay people hate that persona hates gay people. great news! demon school is persona for gay people. enjoy!

She's allowed to still be on X/twitter. Everyone else, i have questions about

Did one of those art vs artist 2025 things

I think I ate too much cheese too quickly.

it's been a year of building, building and building. here's a video summary of how the year went for my maze game, Go North. #indiegames

You can explore the ruins however you like. Hop, Slide and Scurry into Penguin Colony. Wishlist now: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3695930/Penguin_Colony/ #PenguinColonyGame #TheThing #PenguinHorror #Lovecraftian #EldritchHorror #Antarctica #Isolation #SurvivalHorror #CosmicTerror

MTV lost its way when they stopped putting “Sledgehammer” at the top of their “best videos of all time” countdown

If we're sharing cultural artifacts from the Iraq war era with the youths, I am generationally required to share this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCpj...

i dont know i think they're pretty incomparable video games and unbeatable doesn't even have a bus