Between the horrendous weather and the government's completely incompetent mismanagement of wastewater, Wellington is in a literal shitstorm right now.

You must be living at the bottom of Crystal Lake if you haven't played #FiveEvil yet!

What's a whale's favourite Bond film? A Licence to Krill Thanks, I'll be there all week. Don't forget to tip your wait staff.

Why does this look like Eminem???

Can werewolves eat chocolate???

Hey NRA, are you good with this? THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

This final season of America is way too long. Just cancel this shit already. It's time for a reboot or spin-off.

Is he dead yet?

OH MY GOSH I JUST REALISED THADDEUS ROSS BEING RED HULK IS LITERALLY RED ROSS. RED ROSS.

What AI features does this ham and cheese sandwich have?

If you're in Wellington, New Zealand this weekend I'm going to be introducing people to solo RPGs (made by fellow Kiwis) at Kapcon. Feel free to stop by or join in! kapcon.org.nz?q=node/1289 Kapcon is an annual TTRPG event

I've tried to make some distribution contacts for Vagabond to help it get into UK/EU/South America/AU hands way easier, but I've had conversations hit a stand still. My business email is <[email protected]> to any companies looking to help out!

Happy new year to all our amazing listeners, fans, and patreon supporters. We wish you all the best for 2026, and can't wait to keep bringing you our wild and silly fantasy adventures. Stay safe and keep being the best. Patreon.com/fateofisen #dnd5e #actualplay #kiwirpg

Happy new year to the ttrpg community. May your rolls be blessed and your tales be grand.

Remember that time?

Mega dungeon building What's the rumoured prize at the end? - huge treasure - priceless rare creature - magical weapon to stop the Major Evil™ - clue about a prophecy What's the local geography? - snowy mountains - subterranean lava flows - endless sea of grass - deep dark forest

Meri Kirihimete to all our #kiwirpg and international whānau!

Remember! Goblin NPCs are not just for Christmas. They're for life.

Billionaires and right wing politicians are desperate to advance AI as quickly as possible because they know there is incriminating shit out there about them (e.g. Epstein files, etc.) and they want all the evidence to be dismissable as fake.

Our next character is going to be a rogue treasure hunter named Relic Baldwin

Using genAI for concept art is so fucking stupid because like... that's where you get the cool shit. Thats the blue sky phase where artists make pieces of art that will be seen by a teenager later and change their life forever. Why would you want to start from mediocre. Why would you do that.

Ah yes the Ministry of Things Right Wing Governments Hate to Fund. Just add education and health in there, and they've got the perfect ministry to completely neglect.

Check out Family Fantasy RPG for a D&D 5e compatible system and adventure set for young players that includes extra activities to engage with as you play! Find out more on the creator website: https://loom.ly/RJKvDkE And through TTRPGkids features: https://loom.ly/DDWfsMY

🎙️ Just published a new episode of Fate of Isen: A Kiwi RPG Podcast: Book 2 Ep71: Sky Boars and Sky Lores. Have a listen:

Want to support trans rights in Aotearoa & get a bunch of cool TTRPGs? The Ban the Ban bundle is raising funds for action against the NZ govt's blocker ban. Proceeds go to PATHA to fund their court challenge & support individuals. Get it now! itch.io/b/3421/ban-t... #transrights #ttrpg #nzpol

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Mud Ghost Estate is a spooky tumbling block tower-based TTRPG inspired by the urban legends and folklore of Hong Kong. 👻 The Redux edition is now crowdfunding on Kickstarter! www.kickstarter.com/projects/wha...

Florida Man strikes again

"They're not ducks. Run." Chilling.

All you want for Christmas is d12go. share.google/q8OjPfguSqA3...

We're gonna start a GoFundMe called "Beat Elon to a Trillion". Then the entire proceeds will be donated. That would be the funniest shit ever. Who's with us?

Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow

Let's hope Bill Clinton receiving a blowjob can end a presidency a second time.

That's vizier speak for "you up?"

Some of you have been thinking about Lulu from Final Fantasy X for the last two decades and it shows

This is incredible

Useful #ttrpg tool alert! sophiehoulden.com/dice/substit...

Truth

best ending of all time, let's be real

You're my RoboCop My little RoboCop

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House. Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity. They are not the same.

Every year, the richest person in the country should have to pay everyone else's taxes.

Great day for TTRPG sales Duck Borg Cosmere I Toaster Reap Call of Cthulhu starter Mothership deluxe Tollhund Cyberpunk Red Delta Green Impossible Landscapes Blood Borg Daggerheart Decuma Oops All Vampires Beak Feather and Bone Rapscallion

Artists who can emulate the old school Final Fantasy vibe, hit me up.

In all the insanity I didn’t even realize… Vagabond is just 23 sales away from GOLD BEST SELLER!!! www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...

The most important thing in writing is to finish. A finished thing can be fixed. A finished thing can be published. A finished thing can be made into a movie. An unfinished thing is just a dream. And dreams fade if you don't hold on tight enough. So finish the thing.

We’re just innocent men

Happy #nokings day to Mussoweenie

Which #indie #ttrpg system should Grubley the Goblin Fighter try next? So far (in order), be has tried to defeat rats and an ogre in a brewery basement, using: - Vagabond RPG - Nimble RPG - Dragonbane - d12go - Fabula Ultima