Land of the Blind is not currently shipping with FedEx. Out of over 2000 shipments in the last 4 months, I’ve had 12 shipments not complete. I’ve used FedEx for about 50 orders. Of those 12 errors, 9 have been FedEx with zero explanation. An 80% success rate is abysmal.

They were eating children because they thought it would make them immortal. There’s also been a concerning amount of talks of organ transplants amongst world leaders. They literally view us as cattle.

This next week will be the final production pass on Rook & the Crook before it gets sent to print. A massive thank you to Alexey Gorboot, @vaultcrawler.bsky.social, @zazb.bsky.social, Corkboards & Curiosities, and @pablodap.bsky.social for helping me bring this dungeon to life!!!

I would absolutely love to make Expedition 33's Monoco playable in Vagabond, but a PC getting control of Enemy Actions feels like it's inviting something to break in half. I fucking love Blue Mages, and Monoco is probably the best it's ever been done, but this is gonna be a puzzle.

"This thing isn't the best thing ever? It must be dog shit." This mindset is poisonous and overwhelmingly present in online discourse.

Watch this space. www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...

Guy posts this up asking for advice on logo design. A few people tell him the lightning bolts in this configuration resemble SS Bolts, now he’s screeching that “idiot socialists” are starting drama . This has to be bait, right?

That's like 9/10 of my usual Gen Con peeps skipping out on 2026. All of them in the US. Is there something going on I'm not aware of, or is this year gonna kind of just be a bust?

Vagabond adventures are coming to @drivethrurpg.com! Wet Dreams is an early level aquatic dungeon with a cast of enemies that will throw your players a total curve ball. Check out the full preview and show DriveThruRPG you want more Vagabond! www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...

Facebook just needs to remove the Laugh reaction. 99% of the time it's being used as harassment.

Sorry if the Land of the Blind emails are slow to respond, I got a call for a gig that has me booked every weekend of February.

Dropping on Monday on DrivethruRPG: PAMPHLETS @skullfungus.bsky.social

Oklahoma just denied the building of an ICE facility in OKC, and it's looking like a data center is going to be denied. I know a lot of y'all probably have the impression that Oklahoma is some conservative hellhole, but Tulsa and OKC are pretty overwhelmingly blue. Kinda love this state sometimes.

Vagabond's Samurai Class, now available for playtest with full iconic art! Background art is a placeholder.

I had planned on a roll out of promotions for Vagabond on TikTok once the second print wave is here. As of today, I'm getting rid of my TikTok profile and pulling any future plans to promote there. Sorry to all the great creators who have it as your primary platform, but I just can't anymore.

Someone PLEASE get this in front of System of a Down www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru4a...

NorthernLion finding out his daughter could read live on stream with chat cheering her on is such a wholesome feel good moment. The internet can be pretty cool sometimes. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2eR...

So, the gang introduced me to Peak last night. My last death here is straight out of Tom & Jerry www.twitch.tv/knigobi/clip...

TTRPG friends, Matt, our friend and community member @nurdrocks.bsky.social has been taken by ICE while his back was turned, peacefully protesting. Matt is the founder of Justice Frontline Aid that provides aid & education in the MN community. I've linked the video footage below. Do not stay silent.

Watching a bunch of senior-ass profiles harassing the 20-40 year old meteorologists last week because they predicted snow, to now harassing them because it hasn't snowed as much as predicted yet. Boomers, enjoy your retirements and get the fuck offline.

Guess the cat's out of the bag! I did the layout for Benjamin Huffman's 2024 conversion of the Pugilist Class, which is now coming to D&D Beyond next month! Felt seriously cool to contribute something to the class that got me into homebrewing in the first place! www.dndbeyond.com/posts/2126-q...

Crispy's Tavern edited the video to remove the bit that included me, then reached out and apologized privately. I've removed the post to hopefully let things die down.

You love to see it. cybernews.com/security/dev...

Was trying to find something to pick my teeth with on my desk, and grabbed this innocuous piece of paper. Guess it was an old cologne sampler from Ulta, and now my whole mouth feels like gasoline.

I've heard Vagabond fans out and I guess it's time I actually take a stance. No, Multiclassing will not come to Vagabond in any official capacity. Class design structure does not support it in any way I would ever view as "balanced", and I'm not interested in continuing to try to make it work.

Can someone just tell Trump "Hey, we did that Greenland war thing last night when you were asleep last night. NATO actually beat us in like 3 hours, and we agreed to rejoin NATO as part of the peace talks." You know this would work.

I'm about to start experimenting with my platform to see if journalists are sniping my TTRPG posts. Lol www.polygon.com/false-hydra-...

Vagabond's first expansion now has: 6 Ancestries 9 Classes 6 Perks for playing Skeletons, Zombies, and Werewolves 24 Spells 20 Relic Powers Mana Crystal system (Materia from FF7) Star Signs (Birthsigns from Elder Scrolls) Vancian Magic Conversion I'm still hoping to keep it to a zine format.

I've heard that Daggerheart's Campaign Frames originated from another TTRPG, but I'm having trouble finding which one. Any leads?

Arcana Esoterica, a gigantic collection of over 700 spells and magic items for #dnd5e is OUT NOW on the @dmsguild.com! 🔮 Dozens of exclusive spells for each class 🔮 New spell options for different archetypes 🔮 Assorted magic items of ALL rarities www.dmsguild.com/en/product/5... #dnd #ttrpg

Daaaamn, okay so the peloton thing is legit. Fuck leg day, I'mma just hop on the bike. www.youtube.com/watch?v=niPi...

B&W of Vagabond's new iconic Class... the Samurai.

The fact that this was even a "controversy" is seriously cringe of the TTRPG community. Ben voiced an opinion on the layout and length of writing of DCC stuff, and people wrote essay takedowns of Ben and tried to... REFUTE an OPINION. Terminally online behavior. www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2XI...

I've tried to make some distribution contacts for Vagabond to help it get into UK/EU/South America/AU hands way easier, but I've had conversations hit a stand still. My business email is <[email protected]> to any companies looking to help out!

The Printer-Friendly version of the Vagabond Core Rulebook is now available on DriveThruRPG and Shopify! Check your downloads and emails for the notification. The second page contains a permissive disclaimer for your printer of choice.

There was a really interesting post about False Hydras in TTRPGs the other day, and I'm glad to see some real experienced and well thought-out critiques of how some concepts just don't survive play at the table. There's so many monsters I'd love to see work, but totally lose their punch in RPGs.

These companies “asking for feedback about AI” feels like that dude testing the waters with a “joke” before sending a dick pic.

Last year, I quit smoking with the help of Zyn pouches. However, I'm getting away from those after seeing a lot of my other health stuff line up with side effects people are reporting from long term Zyn usage. I'm so ready to have nicotine totally behind me.

I'm so sorry for the 30 or so people who emailed me for the latest emergency commissions. On a *good* day I can reply to 2 emails max lol

Best move for my own mental health was leaving Twitter in late 2023, and banning posts from Twitter in my Discord. Now hearing it has become a haven for CSM, holy hell how can anyone continue to support the site? youtu.be/p71qQKmIGhQ

So happy to report, the 2nd Print of the Vagabond Core Rulebook has THREE Bookmark Ribbons!!!

I need four copies like, yesterday

Last Factor update; generally just fatigue and other food poisoning symptoms, but I seem to have gotten past it. Some people asked what the meal was that got me sick. It was this one. Had it on Monday and I’ve been messed up ever since.

Vagabond has been sitting in the top 5 best sellers on DriveThruRPG for almost 3 months with over 2000 sales there. The Core Rulebook has over 10,000 digital and physical sales. It's very possible that this next print wave single-handedly pays off my student loans which is just... wild to me.

Follow up to the Factor saga: still having stomach issues about 72 hours after the last meal. I’ve had salmonella in the past, and this doesn’t really feel like that. After seeing several posts from former Factor employees, I’ve cancelled any future orders. This shit can’t be clean

Netflix is running an ad that says “In 2026, you will be deceived”. They’re fucking with us, right?

I’ve been asked about my thoughts on DCC multiple times over the years. Ben basically shares all of my thoughts on it here. I love the adventure designs, but maaaaan it seriously needs an editor youtu.be/s9w8YVqYs5I?...

Update on the Factor saga: second meal definitely didn’t sit right with me. No pain, vomiting, or cramps, but other food poisoning symptoms to put it politely.

Ported Final Fantasy 7's Materia System over to Vagabond for an upcoming release. I'm gonna huff my own farts for a second here: I struck gold designing Vagabond's magic system the way I did. It's way too easy to convert other magic systems to work in RPGs with it as a base.

So what’s the verdict on Windows 11 before I drop like $5000 building a new PC?