I didn’t realize consensus on THE TEN is pretty universally negative; I think this movie’s hilarious.

Doin the thing today because people my age with families have to work on Thanksgiving so retired Boomers aren’t inconvenienced for even one single day.

Ran into a pal at a cafe I was reading at and he asked me if I was going to “the STRANGER THINGS pop up event” and I unintentionally winced.

Isn't it so weird to deeply know in your bones something obvious with no equivocation, for years and years, and then to one day see articles about people wondering if maybe the incredibly obvious thing you've known this whole time might be happening, as if the media is discovering it now??

I’m not sure what pleasantries are but I’m happy we’re all exchanging them, a “pleasantry” sounds really lovely :)

Crackhead neighbor I thought was chill started blaring shitty music at 1AM last night. Went down and extremely nicely asked her to turn it down cause my wife had to get up at 4AM for work. Neighbor got really nasty & said quiet hours don’t start until 2AM (Monday morning?) & it up louder.

seen on WT Harris in E Charlotte

RIP, Udo www.slantmagazine.com/film/udo-kie...

Dust… many are saying it’s very powerful. The Magisterium, Lord Asriel — who, by the way, is my friend, my very good friend. He’s made many deals, Lord Asriel. With the angels, with the witches, with everybody he’s making deals.

They out in these streets callin me

i do not need to seek out movies to celebrate udo, i just need to watch the kind of movies i like and udo will appear in them. his presence is etched into the world forever

Genuinely very sad about Udo Kier. He’s one of my GOATs. Absolutely the greatest vampire actor of all time and truly unique and gigantic screen presence. Pour out some arterial claret for a real one.

Somebody desperately, desperately needs to make a gif of the “Gretchen Mol pinching her nipple then squeezing the world’s juiciest mango in front of her pussy” scene from THE TEN, it would take the Internet by storm.

Real tête-à-tête of the wits happening on this stop sign.

I meditate outside and a really, really nice and totally unexpected side benefit is that I’ve gotten to know people in my neighborhood a lot better. They’re really nice folks! In Indiana people probably woulda just thrown beer cans at me if they saw me mediating outside lol

If S2 of FALLOUT is in New Vegas ~years after the game, they could theoretically have Danny Trejo reprise his role as Raul the Ghoul. Minimal makeup required.

Fuck I haven’t seen the WICKED movies, is there a funny way I can draw a parallel between this and looking behind Oz’s curtain

She has said that she will be pursuing a new career, quote, “as being The Joker”

When I was in high school I was in a really terrible band with some pals called Sheep’s Big Nipple Experience, of which I am the only surviving member. Everyone else killed themselves. Not like at once or anything. Anyway that fucked me up real bad but I think I’m ready for another band.

Blasting darts with El Tío in the Potosí mines.

I don’t think Elton John made any listenable music after he left T. Rex. Marc Bolan shoulda had his career.

Every fiber, every sinew, every nerve ending in my body is screaming at me to heeldrop this outside table as hard as I fucken can.

Sent my dad a Mountain Goats song and he said they sounded like if Smashmouth was a garage band???

“Hey! Just circling back on this — has corporate followed up with those reports yet? Ping me when possible!” — sent from my Hands-Free Hoggcrankulator

If I ever got a chance to challenge Musk to something it wouldn’t be a fight: I’d challenge him to a round of TITANFALL 2. I was briefly one of the top 25 players so I think I’d kick his ass so bad he’d try to build a real mech for a rematch, which would explode, meaning I win the fight by TKO.

Hamburger Helper’s evil twin, Hamburger Impeder.

lol come on

Had an appointment with my psychiatrist yesterday and she diagnosed me as having a Big D 😎 (depression)

My college-educated Native wife who has 17 years’ experience with Starbucks was passed up for a promotion 6 months ago (yet again) in favor of a straight white man with no college degree and 4 years’ experience. Found yesterday he’s been promoted AGAIN and will be her manager.

CONCENTRATE MEDITATE LEVITATE GREETINGS FROM THE GOLDEN STATE m.youtube.com/watch?v=axcN...

Incredible business plan from OnlyFans: ban all hot people.

Sister said I look like a metrosexual dockworker; I think I look like I’m about to get my ass kicked by Batman.

I miss phone booths both as a source for loose change and also as protection against attacking seagulls

Put it in the Criterion Collection, you cowards.

for hell world today i wrote about frankenstein as told by guillermo del toro, our most carnal director

Being the one guy who voted against releasing the Epstein files has gotta be like having a giant neon sign saying I AM IN THE EPSTEIN FILES floating above you at all times lmao

GOOD-ASS SONG ALERT open.spotify.com/track/1zFkWt...

The pills they gave me to fix my brain wreck my ass. The pills they gave me to fix my ass wreck my brain. Need to find the harmonious brain/ass inflection point.

This little tidbit about Lucas, if true, makes me respect him even more.

Paul Giamatti unveils stunning results of new workout program in first photos of live-action Link

Desperately, desperately wish there was a market to make it worth writing my SID & NANCY-style romance semi-biopic about Lux Interior and Poison Ivy of The Cramps. Truly: they matched each other’s freak. STAY SICK!, I fear you must live forever in my mind where you are perfect.

PERMANENT MIDNIGHT is a great “LA Movie” and I can’t believe more writers out here haven’t seen it. Essential Hollywood viewing along with DAY OF THE LOCUST imo. Also the scene where the fucking Alf analogue puppet is trying to force its way into the bathroom is legit fucking TERRIFYING.

If freelance writing was still a job people could have I bet I could get an article published wherein I Get Emotional About Jedi and make a larger point about the male loneliness epidemic, inceldom, and why / how Jedi served as an ideal male role model for me as a young man.

Bought some Earl Grey tea yesterday and I’m surprised how much I like it. I definitely didn’t get it just because Picard likes it. Who told you that? That’s crazy. Yeah… crazy…

prophet fredo strikes again

COLD TRUTH about LIFE number ONE: Sometimes you turn into a BUG COLD TRUTH about LIFE number TWO: alpha men should ALWAYS keep a mirror facing the bed, so you can tell if you wake up as a BUG COLD TRUTH about LIFE number THREE: If you become a BUG,