drew careymore πͺ
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tiffa - poet/punk/philly; s/h; band mom of Teenage Bigfoot; dumb bi bitch; crafter/maker; cozy gamer
one of the worst things about catholic funerals is how hard so many of those songs bang. i hate "here i am, lord" with a passion (cause it makes me weep like an infant) but i've had "prayer of st. francis" stuck in my head for days now.
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frovo
13 days ago
jd vance on the titanic painting a chaise longue
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nothing disarms an attorney more than their inability to "e-file" a document
15 days ago
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allthethingshesaid allthethingshesaid allthethingshesaid allthethingshesaid allthethingshesaid
17 days ago
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it should be illegal for video games to tell you how many hours you've played
17 days ago
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i respect the art, but why is every haircut $65+??
20 days ago
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22 days ago
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Alex Firer
23 days ago
They're trying so hard to justify a murder. And every American should know: if they kill you, this is what they'll do to you.
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i need an app a la the stardew valley television to tell me whether or not the spirits are in good humor each day
23 days ago
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i need her
23 days ago
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i've been so emotionally charged this week, as have the rest of you, so to keep myself from snapping and crying over cats i can't adopt, i am adopting sardonic hot girl posting for the weekend
25 days ago
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the hottest thing a girl can do is play guitar
25 days ago
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we need more explicit gay sex on tv, it's what will fix us all
25 days ago
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key
27 days ago
itβs tough trying to be fergalicious in these trying times
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lmao some asshole yelled at me for sitting during the anthem at the flyers game
27 days ago
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i'd like to thank gay hockey boyfriend show for curing my depression
27 days ago
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD
28 days ago
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as if there wasn't enough shit going on in the world, there was a fucking *yellow jacket* in my house!!!!
28 days ago
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MPLS, my heart is with you. find this fuck and make his life miserable.
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28 days ago
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wrote my first song of the year, lfg twenty-twenty six suck my dih
about 1 month ago
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me & the girls when that thin lizzy riff hits
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about 1 month ago
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crazy that the best thing that ever happened to erika kirk was becoming a widow
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TinCan
about 2 months ago
Morphwhous: you have to understand, most of these whos are not ready to be grinched. & many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system that they will fight to protect it. were you listening to me, Grinch, or were you looking at the fat man in the red coat?
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barfing and crying forever
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about 2 months ago
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my favorite part of living in a gentrified city is tiptoeing over the unshoveled pavements of properties owned by private equity firms
about 2 months ago
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seasonal shopping is so out of control...how do these stores have valentines shit out??
about 2 months ago
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gene simmons and paul stanley both look like battered old wicker baskets
about 2 months ago
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the online "philly accent" must be defeated. as usual, delco mf'ers wanna claim the city so badly and yet will be the first ones to comment that the reason the rite aid in their town closed is because of "crime in the neighborhood"
about 2 months ago
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cancel this whole tuesday, i left my favorite umbrella on the bus.
2 months ago
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD
2 months ago
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yeah sex is cool but have you ever finished an entire rotisserie chicken yourself?
2 months ago
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cathy's out in these street, ya heard?
2 months ago
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Dang Laser
2 months ago
cute!
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Mike Schuster
3 months ago
Fuckin rocking out
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open.spotify.com/track/4wTvw1...
need a 7 minute remix of this stat
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3 months ago
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lately
3 months ago
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beware the wrapping paper ai generated
3 months ago
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hey did anyone check on the dersh yet
3 months ago
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lauren
3 months ago
there was a time i never thought i could hate a politician more than i hated that guy. in retrospect, very naive of me
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priscilla page
3 months ago
frankly dreaming of becoming someone's Supportive Aloof Wifeβ’
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3 months ago
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omg yes, keep up this good energy tuesday -- DICK'S DEAD
3 months ago
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the whole country has it's eyes on new york today. y'all got this!!
3 months ago
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britney: you want a hot body? me: *sniffling*..yeah britney: you want a bugatti? you want a maserati? me: *whimpering* no, no i just... britney: you better work bitch me: *fully sobbing* britney, please....
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3 months ago
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today would have been my mom's 66th birthday so i'm honoring her by doing some of the things she enjoyed most: getting just a lil bit zooted while listening to studio 54 playlists. and then later i'll have a lil piece of tiramisu after dinner but not before smoking a big ol' pregnant doink π
3 months ago
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lmao internet's broken
4 months ago
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it's the ai generated signs at the protest for me
4 months ago
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