FEELING JAZZY WITH NANCY AND FRIENDS

doing insane italian mom shit today like...defuzzing and steaming the couch pillows and washing the steps and walls! my napoletano ancestors smile upon me and say "who taught you how to clean, huh?"

it dawned on me today that my genderqueer hook up buddy looks like what i would look like if i was genderqueer (and had blue eyes). i am not being the "i want to fuck myself" allegations any time soon.

can call all you want, but there's no one home and you're not gonna reach my telecorn

wrote a really beautiful love song that's a topsy-turvy reworking of "hey diddle diddle" if you're wondering how i'm doing right now

need a modern day pop girlie to write a song that goes as hard as "rhythm nation"

trump's been missing since tuesday? god, if you're real, this is the only thing ill ever ask for for my birthday ever i promise i swear

it's my birthday. i finished writing what i think is one of the best songs of my career (in a challenge to myself to write something in strophic form), the pop girlies are beefing, i'm single for the first time in a decade and i'm having a brat fall.

thinking about childhood missed connections -- sometimes i wonder about what happened to the girl who brought her collection of blue peanut m&m's in a shoebox to the laser tag place

me, september 30 me, october 1st

*maniacal laughter*

i love playing punk and meeting 40 guys named matt

give this person a raise

it's not the beginning of anything...it's here. it's happening.

we should stop comparing trump to hitler. his cabinet certainly mimic hitler's consiglieres' exact actions and directives, but what trump really wants is to be putin. he wants to be that guy so badly!

this has been such a fucked year, as was last year, but i'm so happy tim & gregg thought of me and so thoughtfully are premiering a new season of on cinema the week of my birthday

happy 46th birthday to one of the best punk records ever made

i know the economy is collapsing, but i have an incredibly specific need reverb.com/item/9211891...

if you need me, ill be dissociating at michael's

If someone ever told me to shut up I’d be like: OMG, someone was listening?

"kathy, i'm lost" i said, though i knew she was sleeping. i'm empty and aching and i don't know why. counting the cars on the new jersey turnpike...

happy 30th anniversary to this Blur interview

PAUL SIMON: there must be fifty ways to leave your lover ME: brother, you only said five

i know bernie isn't perfect, but i can't help but tear up at the thought of the world we could have/should have been building in 2016 if the democratic machine didn't fight him harder than they fought against rising fascism

exhausted by news but this song stays relevant open.spotify.com/track/1rJ0A4...

i just wanna know where people keep finding all these pearls they're clutching

there’s a reason liberal media isn’t showing you 1 quote or clip of Charlie Kirk. because every sentence he uttered was grotesque bloodthirsty postmodern fascist rhetoric said plainly. instead they show photos of him smiling & repeat how he was a father. this is liberal fascism

Everything just feels so On Cinema, all the time.

Oh are young men lonely? Are they having a tough time?? Instead of incelism have they considered getting into DC hardcore???

lmao welp, fucked up and made a post on FB and now mf'ers with 8th grade educations and police badges wanna argue with me about what is and isnt fascism and how "they're" being silenced.

no thoughts, just baby weezer playing slo-mo hackey sack in the "say it ain't so" video

the NYT needs to be abolished.

we should probably wake up billie joe and tell 'em what happened

ah yes, now the *true* discourse can begin...

well yanno what they say....thoughts and prayers!!!

good morning, mural of dancing jason kelce, whom i mistake for a real life sized man almost every day

if a dude on a dating app doesn't ask me any questions after two or three exchanges, conversation's over. why should I keep providing prompts to which my response isn't wanted, let alone expected?

DBT is cool and all but have you ever considered just not inflicting psychological damage on yourself?

a Comedy Central Roast of me but like everyone is actually really nice and tells me I'm pretty and I just sit there like

Vance: Do you believe everything you read on the internet all the time??? Me:

this is the only song that exists to me right now open.spotify.com/track/6umVSA...

I love the midwest, I love having so many friends here, I love the punk scene here but if i don't get back to my home country, sweet home philadelphia, I swear to christ im gonna go 'ope shit

that was a fun time this morning, guys, good practice run

i love seeing mad max punks (spikey bois) out and about at 7:30AM

they hate us cause they ain't us www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFJ2...