When I was a kid, bedtime was 9 pm. I couldn't wait to be a grownup so I could go to bed anytime I wanted. Turns out that is 9 pm.

I'd do a skircle (...bskirkle?) but ngl itd be like 2 people

I need to have a freaking beer

Me but im not Christian

BANGER

no worse betrayal than your favorite local chinese place closing to move locations and then finally coming back but the food tastes different now 💔💔💔

I NEED more weird indies in my soul on god, Nitro Gen Omega has ruined my weekend its SO GOOD maybe a couple moots wanna try FlyKnight with me?

just had a really funny idea what if somehow the events of Danganronpa 2x2 work out so that Sonia ends up crushing on Soda but he ends up fucking terrified of her imo something like that would be a much funnier way to handle that instead of a lot of the suggestions/hopes for it I’ve seen 😭

"Silent Hill F is woke" it's literally written by a guy who wrote a story about misogyny.

that whole cuck chair meme is all a ploy by Big Chair to ensure you buy multiple chairs at a time, not just one

I hate to do this but I'm short on cash for groceries after moving and so is my family. Anything helps. I have cash app: $4truth96 And PayPal: [email protected]

if u run really fast, everything in walmart is free

Trying this out in Genysys and it might be the guu

HE FOUMD ME

just gotta make it to monday man

I'm not a big fan of Jack Dorsey but I have to admit that one of his better ideas was, instead of getting into posting wars with users, he would go off to a yoga castle and eat hallucinogens for two weeks

this fucking ui makes me cum and shoot massive thick nasty disgusting green jungle rope

gonna be getting a lot of use out of this I see

People literally harassed Disney, one of the biggest megacorporations of our time, until they caved and reinstated someone. Being harassed by users is your JOB. Listening to what they are saying is your JOB. DO YOUR JOB

I wanna know which 4,000 year old executive shaman at Paramount keeps greenlighting Smurf revivals so I can end them myself

THATS MY STATE BABY I KNEW WE WERE BASED AS SHIT

Hmmm maybe ill play Kingdoms of Amalur tonight

Many of you

opened rpg maker mv for the first time in years and what the fuck is this, past me

Sunk about 8 hours into Nitro Gen Omega recently. It's peak; XCOM:EW meets a 90s Toonami anime. Combat reminds me of Caligula Effect so its kino, OST done by Alex Moukala??? Difficult if you bounce around, aesthetically really nostalgic. Still early access, but you'll wanna get in on this one.

Think i have an ear infection :(

I cannot put Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds down! IT'S SO GOOD!!! @sonic-official.bsky.social #TerminalMontage #Fanart

Made pasketti again :3

October!! #promosky time!! I'm Nels, 21 & He/Him! Looking for mutuals! RT's appreciated! Video games: 🐙 Octopath Traveler ⚔️ Xenoblade 🔥 Fire Emblem 👻 Ghost Trick ⚖️ Ace Attorney 9️⃣ Zero Escape 🌹 Stardew Valley 🐉 Pokémon 🍵 Paranormasight Other: 🎲 D&D 📖 Manga & Anime 🐔 CHICKENS!! & a whole lot more!

there must always be a musk

October #Promosky (Quarterly!) Howdy howdy, am Nova! Some things you should follow me for 👉bad opinions on Yu-Gi-Oh! TCG 👉bad opinions on Weird JRPGs 👉bad opinions on Gacha Games 👉GOOD jokes 👉Mental health/body positivity 👉Good opinions on Bad Shooters 👉Occasionally writing 👉Memes? 🔁+❤️ yo!

YODA: circumcised are you ME: That's a private matter, Yoda. YODA: absent of skin a jedi must be ME: Not interested. Go away, Yoda. YODA: take off your shorts you must YODA: show it to me you will YODA: going where are you YODA: your penis I must see YODA: cut your long pink pipe must be YODA: mmMm

morning

Can I be a little sad? I don't "have" friends who are on socmed. I spent ten years on twitter and had maybe 100 followers max, 99% of which were bots. I know people like to dick on bluesky (rightfully so, please ban nazis) but ngl even the 7 or 8 of you who regularly like my posts means...

the website to cancel Xbox Game Pass subscriptions is overloaded

we got N word 2 before GTA 6

SHI FAUST YEEEEAAAAAAAAH

Congratulations to all lamorak wanters

Biffed it ;-;

Morning, today im gonna actually do hexa solo

Trump's really mad about the smash hit Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba- The Movie - Infinity Castle

dude idk how but my cat continuously maks laser pointers evaporate like ive bought 3 and they just keep going missing h o w

Oh ProjMoon Skadi is really cursed I dont like this