Again?

Head studies of anal fistula in a suit, Stephen Miller. #caricature #art

Cankles don't lie! #heartfailure #HellBound

listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly

California's Jet Propulsion Laboratory braces for layoffs as federal budget battle drags on

Currently at LAX Tom Brady Terminal, wishing all these dorks would just turn around and go home.

Literally still on the dining room table

Tomorrow! www.theonion.com/badpedophile

Man... I hope Suzanne Sommers is ready for this! #ShesTheSheriff

So my husband was interviewed by Japanese TV last night about Shohei Otani. "What do you like about Shohei..?" "His dog, Decoy!"

"We should stop attacking pedofiles." Man- when the unconscious chooses to raise its hand and speak it's often not pretty... but criminal?

My dad got polio because a doctor at an AFB told my grandma that there was no polio where they were and "don't worry your pretty little head." Wouldn't give them the vaccine. His right arm still randomly stops working. Guess which of my parents was rabid about us getting every vaccine?

Just want to friend check my friend @kyleskey.bsky.social who's fighting a brave fight every day of his life against #diarrhea. #ChicagoStrong #Charmin

I was up there last week, took the last chopper out and barely made it out alive. You can practically smell the napalm in this photo #warravagedportland

@ilovemywive.bsky.social I hope you don't get chafed during dance practice today! #Lederhosen

I want to extend my apologies to the community of greater Playa Del Rey- It was not my intention to leave a chem trail at the outdoor eating area of The Good Pizza- but I did. Please dm me your dry cleaning and car wash receipts

Philomena Cunk does.

First few years as a freelancer, I started to panic in January, the slow time of year. So I set up an annual calendar event titled "It's going to be ok." Anyway, just made it weekly.

The Harvard School of Public Health’s dean says he charged $150,000 because it took him 200 hrs to prep to be a witness—so he charges…wait for it…750 per hour 😳 The judge ruled: “He cherry-picked & misrepresented study results & refused to acknowledge the role of genetics in the etiology” 🤯

Imagine going to reporter school & then reporting something Kash Patel said

JUST NOW AT THE UN…

California Is So Muggy This Week That It Feels Like Florida www.nytimes.com/2025/09/18/w... Jesus! That explains A LOT!

my daughter really captured my essence in this portrait of me “at work”

"Life is meant to be fun, and joyous, and fulfilling." #HappyBirthdayJim

Gonna put on some Beach House and crank out section III of this beast of a grant. #RaptureAintAnExcuseToSlack

Ah, here's the answer: This story was covered by health and science reporters, not the politics team.

Let's see your credentials @mourningcake.bsky.social

I saw Goody Proctor manufacturing Tylenol

I’m sorry, Sens. Fetterman and McCormick say you can’t compare Trump to Nazis so please put $1 in the Nazi Jar

Rob... what happened at the Studio City Trader Joe's in the cheese section happened because of an allergic reaction to Kylie lip gloss- I said I was sorry! Jeez!

Showed my friend how to exit her 72 person highschool tennis team WhatsApp group chat. #ExitStrategy #AntiTigerMomOperative

When The NY Times Puzzles section sends *certain* readers targeted slow torpedos. #Vigin #Delaniacs

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

This reminds me of poor @kyleskey.bsky.social #ChicagoStrong

Keep it together LA!

The outrage of a no bid contract on autism to an engineering school that doesn't even have a department of epidemiology or neuroscience is only exceeded by the choice of recipient, a data scientist who last published on autism in 2020 and thinks like Wakefield. 🧪 #episky 🧵 apnews.com/article/vacc...

Trying to bribe myself to listen to the most dry and boring of boring lectures and NOTHING is working... not an iced Matcha... not a lunch with a friend ... not even losing my job!

go go gadget Kennedy Curse

Booking scalp treatments instead of working on grant reports. It's been a rough year! OK!?!

In a matter of months after Jan. 6, Capitol rioters went from pariahs to heroes in the rhetoric of prominent Republican politicians. By the summer of 2021, people were enlisting in the AP3 militia, saying that Jan. 6 inspired them to join. (Published Aug. 2024)

the biggest mistake of your life

Quick question: what the fuck is anyone talking about anymore

Me listening to Sibelius' string quartets- "Man! This shit is great!"

“After a gunman reportedly deceived by anti-vaccine disinformation opened fire on the CDC and fatally shot David Rose, a community grieves as Trump officials remain silent. A lie murdered David Rose.” www.theguardian.com/... 1/4

These are all people who wanted to kill their enemies before Charlie Kirk was shot, are more vocal about it now, and will keep lusting for it long after Charlie Kirk has been buried. Today’s biggest event could have been a dog farting and they would have reacted by wanting you dead.

rfk jr is the most fifth dentist guy in the world

At some point, the white community is going to have to do something about the high rates of crime in white neighborhoods.