Genuinely can’t believe this is the FBI. What has happened to the Bureau?

Got this ready on the off-chance it's needed later

That’s enough social media for today.

MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported? NOEM: We haven't deported veterans MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea

Say it again for the folks in the back: "The first time the House has voted to overturn a Trump executive order in this term." 🙌

I blame the increased price of streaming services and the dilution of libraries on the main platforms:

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“Deadhead Fed hair”. Maybe time to limit his public events.

So they *are* able to stop a ship in international waters and seize control of it without killing everyone on board? Huh.

Liking posts on BlueSky as insurance against having to travel to the US before Trump is out of office….

Pro tip: come to America again when Trump is dead or gone.

My dog just won’t look at cameras

2025….

I’m reading a magazine from 1997 and I love the fact they dedicated a page. Yes one page. To the X-Rated internet. 🤣🤣

Catching up on the May 1997 edition of Sky Magazine and well…

I'm like 90% sure that's an innocent typo. 85%

Genuinely can’t believe this only happened today?

Binance records massive #crypto outflows and record inflows of Stablecoins. It’s almost as if inventing a stable money laundering vehicle is going to kill off the volatile money laundering vehicle. Funny that.

The airspace over my airfix models is currently closed. Thank you for your attention in this matter.

U.S. flags are still at full staff today, even after two National Guard soldiers were shot and one was killed days ago. They were lowered almost immediately after Charlie Kirk’s death.

Former US military lawyers speak out: "The Former JAGs Working Group unanimously considers both the giving and the execution of these orders, if true, to constitute war crimes, murder, or both." Statement on Media Reports of Pentagon “No Quarter” Orders in Caribbean Boat Strikes 1/2

Claude Opus is amazing. Fact.

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

‼️‼️ Newly released emails show the FBI spent almost $1 million in overtime analyzing the Epstein files as part of an effort dubbed the “Special Redaction Project."

Reminder that they will claim this is leftist violence with no evidence. Prepare yourselves.

I wouldn’t be holding any Tether right now…

Getting ready for the bail out announcement….

Yeah, Claude is great, but I'm disappointed it didn't even reference my excitement. Right @samuelmarclowe.bsky.social ? #customslife

I kinda think AI isn’t going to hit the revenue it needs given every time it’s mentioned on a tv show or talked about in pub there is an audible groan….

imagine being this big of a fuckin loser

Chefs Kiss

You can almost see the "Karl Sparks" between them. It's electric!

"Go -Down" with Socialism

BROMANCE!

X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based. Here’s an “influencer from Texas”

Bitcoin price falling faster than the wickets at the Ashes.

Like a fine wine… #btc

BTC $83 handle

Morning. BTC $84k handle.

Not many young people know this but it is generally pretty unusual for the president to outright call for the mass executions of elected members of the opposition party

It’s happening

Nvidia

Whether $NVDA beats or misses, the important thing is that you panic.

I mean there obvious tax dodging and there is this at Manchester Xmas markets. If you are paying £1 per card transaction then I have a bridge to sell you. Shocking.

This is just madness

Getting nostalgic for the dot com bubble by watching Bloomberg on my retro handheld… party like it’s 2000… #aibubble

Who broke Twitter? Michael is in charge of our internet computer (there's nee porn on it).

Do AI Agents get docked pay for going down sick?