Meanwhile on that other site, I got Ronnie Radke mad enough at me to call me a slur

Skibidi toilet is so dumb, unlike our smart, sophisticated millennial humor (looping audio of Sean Connery saying "you're the man now dog")

This place has the vibe of early twitter down in the sense that a bunch of random local bands I’ve never heard of follow me

i think i'll be alright

Oh hey an actually normal 5x5 for once

Currently marked safe from hearing that sad ass “mommy needs shoes to meet Jesus” song this holiday season.

Gonna take a fat nap at 5PM

joe biden could go down as the most beloved president in history if he pardons the CEO shooter

the college football playoff selection show is so good. it's like if the news began with 25 minutes of anchors talking to each other like "i'm looking forward to reporting the news. it will be very interesting to find out what the news will be"

Look, man; if you got ganked for the Hawk Tuh coin, you got what you deserved.

Friday 5x5, incoherent even by my standards

Look at this sleepy boy

Zero surprises here

Good news for the CEO of UnitedHealthcare: there are no concerns about preexisting conditions in hell

Frutiger Aero is still peak aesthetic and I’m so glad it’s coming back

If only there was some way to know the enigma that is Aaron Rodgers, like if he was constantly spewing his idiotic dipshit thoughts via every avenue available to him. Looking forward to unlocking this riddle of a man

If someone uses the phrase “coworker-core” or anything close to it, that’s a good sign to completely disregard any opinions they have

You gotta realize a solid 60% of people are gonna miss the point of the movie My guy Nick thought Leaving Las Vegas was about a guy who was really good at drinking

joe biden pardoned his son hunter biden for doing some really cool shit

I think seeing Steel Panther last night launched me back into my dad rock phase, god help us all

michigan players are gonna walk out of the shoe with a win and an excessive force lawsuit against the police. big day

this Georgia team will not see heaven

people are saying he deserved to be fired after mismanaging the game yesterday, but i don't know. i guess when it comes down to it, i just don't think that actions should have consequences. i think everything should just be whatever

5x5, Black Friday Edition

I have Double Thanksgiving tomorrow and I’m gonna have to try real hard to not be full and immobile by 5pm

Sorry I’m just going to call posts on here tweets

Lowballing boomers on Facebook marketplace is a cheap thrill that is also always morally correct

posting "Listen up, shitewhistles. Here's how you cook a Thanksgiving turkey without all the fuckery. Affix thy seatbelts and prepare for amazeballs." after cooking a thanksgiving turkey for the first time in my life that frankly was not very good

KL

I’m think I’m gonna do a song of the day thing on here Day 1: We Came As Romans - Encoder Lots of metalcore bands use electronics but WCAR used them to make the song heavier and it’s one of their best tracks

Packers are hot, Bucks are figuring it out, Brewers had a better season than anyone expected, it is once again a great time to be a Wisconsin sports fan

Per Next Gen Stats, Josh Jacobs has forced more missed tackles tonight than anyone in the league in any game this season.

AI is changing everything. In particular it’s putting a thing you don’t want to accidentally touch in all of your favorite apps

Alexisonfire Black Sabbath Clutch Dinosaur Jr. Equipment Fu Manchu Gucci Mane Hatebreed In Hearts Wake Judiciary Knocked Loose Lights Migos Nelly Oceano PVRIS Queens Of The Stone Age Rise Against Spiritbox Terror Underoath Van Halen Waterparks X (the punk band) Yellowcard ZZ Top

Remember when Charlie Sheen was saying "winning" and everyone was like holy shit that is so good

This is so sick lmao

This place is pretty cool but it’s missing something. I either need more of my friends to get on here or I need to find my people lol

"Checking in for the Bucks, Bobby Portis"

Y’all rockin with my festival⁉️

Never thought I’d see the day where I’m rooting for Indiana but it would piss off OSU fans and the most annoying SEC people so go Hoosiers I guess

no more live action video game movies unless it’s tony hawk pro skater. all the background characters are played by tony hawk except tony hawk who’s played by jeremy allen white

every oped about people leaving twitter to other platforms are like “users want to escape being called a ‘secret transexual jew plotting to steal your children’, here’s how not subjecting themselves to that will backfire”

I knew half a dozen Elons in middle and high school and they’d all just eventually stop being invited to stuff because they were vibe cancer

Some of my personal favorite tweets from when twitter wasn’t completely uninhabitable

Idk if this place is gonna take off or whether it’s just Threads again but here’s a 5x5