This is enough money to feed 137,000 children for a year with SNAP, by the way.

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When women can’t get legal abortions, women die. My family has seen it firsthand.

🔥 WATCH: “Republicans in Congress cut all THIS (Medicaid, SNAP) so they could pay for THAT (tax cuts for the rich)… follow the money.” @warnock.senate.gov joins Coach Sully to use the cups to show who Republicans are really fighting for — the richest among us.

UPDATE: Betty is overwhelmed with gratitude for those who were kind enough to donate to her GFM, and she asked me to pass along her sincere thanks. I’d love for her to reach the goal, but if you can’t contribute, a retweet helps too.

EPSTEIN BOMBSHELL: my staff is releasing a new report showing JPMorgan Chase executives – all the way to the top – enabled Epstein's sex trafficking operation. You're going to want to read this.

Jesse Welles is back with another great song. Last time it was the Epstein list. This time Venezuela. Bravo, Jesse!!!

Is Trump getting together with Saudi Arabia to celebrate the successful destruction of the White House East Wing? And/or to discuss their plans for Trump’s #EpsteinBallroom?

“Florida officials have been accused of quietly scrubbing records showing U.S. citizens were swept up in the Trump administration’s immigration dragnet after a local paper started asking questions.” www.thedailybeast.com/officials-sc...

Our top story: His wife visited him ICE in detention on his 50th birthday. She couldn’t even bring him the card she’d made. They could only speak through a phone, divided by a thick pane of glass. It was one of few times she’d ever seen him cry.

EXCLUSIVE: One Saturday afternoon in October, my phone lit up with a notification. I glanced down at the message. “Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began. So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies. www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...

More Epstein files info. Why did the Trump admin immediately stop the ongoing DOJ investigation into Epstein’s crimes and other people & organizations that were involved? #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

How exactly is a $40 billion bailout to Argentina putting America first?

ATTENTION PLEASE: Medical costs fundraiser for beloved editorial cartoonist, Clay Jones, who had a stroke. Please help if you can! Also, we need #MedicareForAll. Having to fundraise for basic lifesaving healthcare is an abomination.

This FRIDAY come out & support #FEMA at our solidarity rally. Let’s send a message, hands off FEMA & more importantly support our FEMA workers who are tired & want to do their jobs effectively. #FederalWorkers #ProtectTheMission #WeServeThePeople #Solidarity #StandUpTogether #WeShowUp #FEMARally

Honored to have @votevets.org on our team.

BREAKING: VoteVets Endorses @zachdembo.bsky.social for Congress in #KY06 🇺🇸

Nice to see someone bringing an appropriate level of energy and outrage to the moment.

Kristi Noem can use our bathroom facilities anytime she likes. We have an open stall, just up the ridge line, take a left into the volcano.

Trump raised $8 million for Hurricane Helene survivors. Where did it all go? The presidential campaign bad-mouthed FEMA while using crowdfunding to donate to evangelical nonprofits. grist.org/accountabili... #FEMA #GoFundMe #Climate #Disaster #Hurricane #Storms #Trump #Evangelical

Once again @teenvogue.com is stepping up with real journalism while the billionaire-owned outlets are stenographers & apologists for the corrupt regime. Thank you, Teen Vogue!

Brilliant businessman accidentally gives employees 7-month paid vacation.

🚨NEW: "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" just dropped its first response to ABC, FCC chair, and Disney firing Jimmy Kimmel. Trump ain't sleeping tonight. 🤣 This is a must-watch. 🔥

The “Debate Me Bro” Grift: How Trolls Weaponized The Marketplace Of Ideas Among the attempts to create hagiographic eulogies of Charlie Kirk, I’ve seen more than a few people suggest that Kirk should be respected for being willing to talk to “those who disagree with him” as a sign that he was…

Pam Bondi deleted a government study showing that right-wingers commit more terrorism. The right cannot think coherently so instead of making their own studies, they censor legitimate ones. But don't worry Pam, I saved it for you web.archive.org/web/20250911...

Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office

Over the past few years, I’ve been fascinated with one of the largest federal investigations happening in Georgia, known as Operation Blooming Onion. So I partnered with Zaydee Sanchez to uncover the untold story of an unnamed victim at the heart of the case. 🧵

I recommend everyone watches this

In the DC area tomorrow? Come together on Saturday, September 13 at 3:00 p.m. in Meridian Hill/Malcolm X Park to celebrate the service of those terminated from USAID, State, and other international agencies and partners.

WATCH: “Americans, you’re getting shafted.” @drmichaelsays.bsky.social on the obscene medication costs in 🇺🇸 vs. the rest of the world. Our system is broken. #MedicareForAll

Rich elites pretending Kirk wasn’t terrible is best explained by @melissaryan.bsky.social here as class solidarity. The rich protect the images of other rich people against honest criticism from the rest of us. Note how Luigi was viewed by the rich vs by those tortured by insurance companies.

What Epstein records have not been made public?

Beautiful

1/ After the shooting at CDC earlier this month, employees sent a blunt letter to HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. They said that instead of standing with them, RFK Jr. is spreading conspiracy theories about the CDC & their work. on @cbsnews.com www.cbsnews.com/news/cdc-sta...

The question isn’t “Is Trump dead?” The question is “Will we know if he’s dead?“ Will there be body doubles & AI to Weekend at Bernie’s him? Will they admit he’s dead but blame ANTIFA? Will they put his fake preserved body in a Pay-per-View glass coffin like Lenin but with a tacky gift shop?

Why do we knock on doors and Organize year-round and nonstop you ask?? It’s simple…

Overnight the state of Florida vandalized a city street removing a pride colored cross walk outside of Pulse Nightclub.

URGENT: We need you at the Texas Capitol NOW! ✊ Put Texans first! #txlege #atx #austintx

I’m Hartzell Gray, and I’m running for Congress in Missouri’s 5th District. People of my district are being priced out of our homes, locked out of opportunity, and told to wait our turn while politicians protect the same donors and recycle the same tired playbook.

It's monday morning, which means I have done the thing I do, again www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...

This kind of scientific misinformation and the consequences it can bring now sound eerily familiar to U.S. climate experts.

🔵 This week’s Tom the Dancing Bug - “The Devil Went Down to HoundCo” - Brought to you by the mighty Inner Hive, including long-time member Roberto #1 and new member Maureen Quan (You’re invited, at bit.ly/theInnerHive) - READ IT RIGHT HERE👇

This is an excellent read.

HAPPENING NOW: It's Day 2 of the bench trial in Newsom v. Trump, the suit brought by California over Trump's use of the national guard and marines for immigration enforcement. I'm covering for @lawfaremedia.org. Today we expect testimony from the government's witnesses. 🧵

Group of former national security & FBI officials issue warning about ongoing purge inside FBI “We have seen these dynamics abroad—leaders who demand loyalty from security services not to the law, but to themselves. These regimes do not end well”

This whole thread (with comments) is the most hilarious thing I’ve seen this year.

Friday night Tequila Tweet: It’s fucking disgraceful & despicable that Trump is meeting Putin on American soil. ON AMERICAN SOIL. Putin is a fucking war criminal who invaded a sovereign nation & killed/destroyed the lives of millions of Ukrainians. No fucking way should Putin be on American soil.