Hark, Speaker Mike Johnson! Looking at all the many, many pics of the enormous, joyous “No Kings” rallies throughout the United States today, I am struck by what lovely weather your Lord and Savior provided. Apparently, God is a fan of, as you claimed, "America-hating Antifa terrorists." Glory!

Make it make sense. [Cartoon by Adam Zyglis]

A lot of centrist commentators who genuinely got worked up about the unforgivably insulting nature of "cling to guns and religion" or "basket of deplorables" are weirdly silent about Trump portraying himself as literally shitting on American cities

👴🏻"Ha ha! Take it Canada and Mexico! Enjoy these tariffs! And there's nothing that you can do about it! Mexico doesn't make enough pet food to feed all its pets! So you have to import US beef! You have no other choice! What are you going to do, let little Pepito go hungry? No! Art of the deal!"🤡

The real good of this would be when we renamed it the "Fuck Those Fucking MAGA Fascist Fucks Memorial" in a few years

@repwalkinshaw.bsky.social will you be coming to the Tour de Mount Vernon bike event in October? Would be incredible to meet you and talk about returning funding for bicycle infrastructure that Trump just slashed

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Bwahahahaha!

We must tariff upholstered furniture...[Checks notes]...for national security.... 🤦‍♂️

Hahahahahahaha Wait for it!

WOW. The lead plaintiff is a Latino man who's been here legally for 24 years. He was grabbed off the street by plainclothes federal agents who didn't even ASK about his status. He was detained overnight and only released once a supervisor realized he had been illegally arrested.

How long until the GOP trots out the "Charlie-Kirk-Leid" in the spirit of Horst Wessel?

Can someone please explain this Erika Kirk article in the NYT? Why would Charlie Kirk need a "way station" condo separate from the family when his house was 30 minutes from the office??? I can guess...🤫

Feeling whiplash here....

Honestly, this is about the best take possible.

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Mockler: They say that they oppose it at a 79% rate, 61% of them feel less safe… So the question that I then want to ask is, why don't we mobilize the National Guard to the eight out of ten red states that are the highest homicide states?

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Brian Glenn: President Zelenskyy, you look fabulous in that suit Zelenskyy: You are in the same suit. I changed, you did not.

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Wait until thanksgiving. Just wait.

Surprised face.... www.statnews.com/2025/08/13/r...

Fact check: mRNA vaccines for respiratory viruses are meant to prevent severe illness (bad Pneumonia). This means beefing up our immunity in the *lower* respiratory tract, eg the lungs. Kennedy talks about the *upper* respiratory tract and vaccine efficacy in nonsensical gibberish.

We can’t let weird stuff like the actual, rock bottom crime rates affect our number one industry, which is the imaginary crime industrial complex

This is literally insane.

I'm sure he will begin airbrushing his enemies out of photos any day now

So Trump delivers the worst three months of growth since the Pandemic, and his punishment is the Senate votes he gets to keep a $1b airplane (that's 2500 years of Presidential salary for those keeping track) when he leaves office. #corruption

Stolen from a friend's FB....

This is how our government has been corrupted: 1) Donors give huge sums to elect politicians to office. 2) Elected officials rewrite the rules in the donors' favor. 3) Donors make a huge profit. 4) Repeat. For the sake of democracy, we must get Big Money out of politics.

🚨Texas GOP Rep. Giovanni Capriglione, who wrote the law banning abortion and built his brand on moral clarity, now faces scandal over a 17-year affair and allegations he funded abortions. He admits the affair but denies ever paying for the procedures.

Holy shit we’re legitimately at “some cancer screenings are too woke.”

TIL there's actually a job at the Tour de France to drive on the course ahead of the stage and paint over all of the penis graffiti. I bring you "Eraser Men" www.xatakaon.com/magnet/the-t...

The American people need to raise holy hell and not stop until the full Epstein files are released and EVERY person implicated in them is brought to justice, despite their party or position. We're either a nation of human decency or we're not. This should be a nonpartisan demand.

Oh wow hey @tulsigabbard did u see this?

CNN: The Wall Street journal is reporting that in May, AG Pam Bondi and her deputy informed the president at a meeting in the white house that his name was in the Epstein files.

Joey did a 180 so hard the Lolita Express had to re-calculate its flight path.

Good riddance to bad rubbish. www.newsweek.com/heritage-fou...

Solid good trouble right here.

Yeah, this is really not great

Good morning to everyone especially this truth seeker!

'“I never wrote a picture in my life. I don’t draw pictures of women,” Trump said in an interview Tuesday... Trump, however, has made multiple drawings over the years; at least four were publicly auctioned off during his first term as president.' {gift link} wapo.st/44CSxi1

WILD story. An 82-year-old from Chile lost his green card. In June, he went to pick up a new one at a USCIS office. While there, he was handcuffed and detained by ICE. An unknown caller claiming to be a lawyer told family she could help. Later, she said he’d died. Now he’s turned up — in Guatemala!

NEW ANGLE Watch and decide, but I was never fully convinced he was shot in the first place. Never mind that his ear should’ve been blown off—now completely healed. Or that the Secret Service took their time getting him offstage. But from this angle: you see the photographers guided into place…