social media editor of the onion posting nazi memes, but leftistly, I guess

anyway if donald trump can sic his gestapo goons on states where presidential frontrunners are in power and force them into the impossible choice of "let his ICE agents go ham" or "have state troopers fight the federal government leading to a blatant use of the insurrection act" fuck it we're cooked

that johnson is more terrified of seating a duly elected democrat who could force an epstein vote than having the entire government shut down really makes me wonder about that epstein vote tbh

so we all realize that donald trump's doing this ceasefire shit because he wants a nobel prize and when he isn't handed one tomorrow he's gonna fume about it, ignore it, and have it fall apart, right

you know democrats are winning the political battle of this shutdown beacuse the "actually its savvier for them to have caved on healthcare" takes are starting to bubble up

POV: Hasan Piker's dog

Guy who lives in a country where the annual family fun festival involves wearing blackface and setting fire to a papier-mâché antisemitic caricature while dancing around the maypole: wow, the casual bigotry on display in America right now breaks my heart

lol we're at the "banning people calling out your idiotic leadership choices" point. the "every social media site turns into something awful" rule remains undefeated

anyway it's great that the stephen miller deftly tricked the stupidest motherfuckers on this website into going "buh illinois state police". frankly if we're at the point where the trump administration can destroy up-and-comers by putting them in no-win situations, wrap it up we're toast, guys

everyone replying to defend louvre is part of the problem

The Louvre of Bluesky is Libs of TikTok for leftists and it's embarrassing that anything they say has a large footprint here

gotta tell you i'm *real* tired of "if our candidate doesn't throw a 27-strikeout perfect game he sucks and i'm looking for someone else" shit

every day after a loss r/mariners be like

congratulations on learning that when a site owner makes a Decree From On High in an attempt to pacify the userbase it only ends in frustration and tears, as Jeffrey of YOSPOS and Lowtax could have told you months ago

if your response to this - a basic statement of sympathy about an attack on a synagogue - is to bring up Israel, please delete your account

anyone who is trans in a deep blue state and thinks there is no difference between the parties should put their money where their mouth is and swap homes with a trans person in a blood red state who desperately wants the fuck out

thou shalt let donald john trump fire any government employees he wants, so sayeth the supreme court unless, and this is important, it fucks with our bank accounts

> he does what The Bluesky Dumbass Caucus has been screaming to do for months and Shuts. It. All. DOWN. > the bluesky caucus continues screaming at him because he brought them THE WRONG GODDAMN ROCK AGAIN >i don't know what i expected

If you say “Boston Strong” your anti-Semitism is showing THE END

"this team won 116 games! sure they lost to the yankees in the ALCS but with talent like that they'll be in the playoffs for years to come!"

@primaryschool.bsky.social i profess ignorance and you're in depth in NJ politics stuff; this mikie sherrill thing: did they *accidentally* give her opponent an unredacted transcript or did they do it on *purpose*. because the latter seems like a really really big deal

the thing about that dogwater hakeem jeffries post, is that he's trying to reach absolute rock-stupid fundamentally incurious stale-toast-for-a-frontal-lobe wondered-where-mommy-went-off-to-in-the-game-of-peekaboo-until-age-eleven motherfuckers like this

Apparently this post irked some people. So I'm reupping it.

Welp.

@democrats-appropriations.house.gov Put together a timeline showing how this shutdown has been inevitable based on R refusal to let Ds be part of, what is supposed to be, a bipartisan process, since the day Trump was sworn in. I can’t properly articulate how phenomenal this timeline is. 3/

people, from the bottom of my heart, i beseech thee, figure out a second fucking snide remark

people actually *giving hakeem jeffries credit* here? what the fuck happened while i was installing linux

*sees this site was completely wrong about kimmel's first guest they were screaming about last night* *sees this site screaming that it's the democrats fault donald trump refused to negotiate with them today* yup im going back to something awful you freaks are WAY dumber than them

*sees this site was completely wrong about kimmel's first guest they were screaming about last night* *sees this site screaming that it's the democrats fault donald trump refused to negotiate with them today* yup im going back to something awful you freaks are WAY dumber than them

‪i can't find anything about it but i swear to god if this site goes fully mental about kimmel's hypothetical first guest i swear to fucking god i'm deleting this account and returning to something awful because i swear to god you guys are somehow even stupider and more credulous then they are

literally and no hyperbole, the world if everybody left of center realized that politico and existed only to ratfuck and segment the democratic party by promoting infighting since it's run by a right-wing billionaire

making a new thread to remind myself each time this site gets mad rutty about the democrats based on a politico article which, again, is run by a german rightwinger and getting the left and less-left portions of the democratic party to scream at each other instead of republicans is the whole point

The TL;dr here is that instead of getting angry at Kamala Harris over this mention in a book, we should be angry at the mainstream press for twisting any little comment a politician makes about us into anti-trans propaganda divorced from the content of their comments

i'm *shocked* that the democrats didn't blink in the CR showdown today and have heard zero about that and the "dems unanimously pass charlie kirk declaration in senate!!!" (it was one republican putting it up for a vote with unanimous consent and a second republican granting said consent lmao)

anyway if you want a real eye opener there's a feed of democratic politicians' accounts, if you want to learn the depressing truth that 60% of the people supporting this party is best described as "Youtube Commenters But Dumber"

yup bsky.app/profile/theb...

What we are witnessing is an outright abuse of power. This administration is attacking critics and using fear as a weapon to silence anyone who would speak out. Media corporations — from television networks to newspapers — are capitulating to these threats.

that's the thing. for probably the bulk of the people posting about how much they hate the casuals who go to Indivisible events, the goal is to have a sustainable dating/social circle filled with attractive younger people, and they actively want to avoid anyone they don't wanna date joining

lord i find him aggravating at times but nobody deserves this kind of crap

Bluesky is wild man...

to be perfectly honest there's a part of me that wonders when democratic congresspeople are going to realize there's not much point staying on a site where the dumbest people on earth scream at them to use the power they don't have because of the republican trifecta to DOOOOOOOO SOMETHIIIIIIIIIIING

Gonna take a breath and close for the night on this note

if *that*'s a sign, then what's *this*

listen, liberals need to accept the hard truth here - on cocaine prices, Trump has done exactly what he promised the American people he would — brought prices down

me, seeing five times more discussion on Fucking Shitlibs Start Fucking Shitlib Think Tank than actual important news, like the CDC senate hearing

this website would have a much easier time arguing that leftists don't glorify violence if you all hadn't been fucking weirdos about Luigi just fyi

a shutdown stops all the things democrats like such as parks and FDA inspections, while all the evil shit that everybody hates like ICE and the nat'l guard continue so the endgame is "govt shut down for a while, dems cave, sign poison-pill cr, everybody bitches" so fuck it get it overwith

I notice a lot of catastrophizing/defeatism comes from people who live in other countries and I get that a fresh set of eyes can be useful but also you should at least have to know how American government works a little bit before you say we're a step away from Radio Rwanda.