Pouring myself a little glass of iced tea with mango juice after work yippee :3

Still no tariff on cutting your jeans into beautiful, sensual jorts.

Yeah sex is whatever but have you ever been one half of a thriving comedy duo?

It’s about to get very major on Thursday cuz omg

Well not necessarily… yup, that’s right, I’m a #dentist

Won the roommate lottery

This goes hard! Ty @djgaypanic.bsky.social deviantdispatch.substack.com/p/bks-ultima...

No one get too excited, but I’ve started the post-Diva apartment reset

eating vegetables. get used to it.

This pussy esoteric as fuck

Shit y’all I just realized it’s Womanology Wednesday

That tooth is crowned and white! @mxology.bsky.social

@mxology.bsky.social IS THE ULTIMATE DIVA‼️‼️

MXY WON MXY WON BE WRETCHED DRAG IS WRETCHED @mxology.bsky.social !!!!!!

I’m 🥹

we’re at intermish and @mxology.bsky.social dds gave everyone a root canal!!!

Do you think now that I’m the current reigning Ultimate Diva, we can make BlueSky cool again?

Do u think Bill Murray got tired carrying the entire Little Shop of Horrors movie on his back?

Yerba mate for today, Celsius for tomorrow, fall in love again and again 😌

orange you glad to see me?! 🍊 thrilled to share that i’m the newest addition to the haus of paint!! it’s about to get sooo juicy!🧡

Poop and pee 🤎💛

Definitely not the worst thing to hit the medical field, but maybe top 20! 📷: @seekaxiom.com

Incredible news for people who are preparing for Ultimate Diva on the 18th and who are also me

I feel like I could do this if I really put my mind to it

The one where Mx. Ology Takes A Fat Fucking Afternoon Power Nap

So much love from so many people is going into Tuesday and just like 🥹🥹🥹 wow

What’s ur sun moon and rising if your only options were vixen, daddy, and slut? I’ve decided I’m a vixen sun, slut moon, and daddy rising

pack it up dr drill and fill

bofa💜

You can be soooo esoteric on here and only like five people will see

The world is my hedge row, baby come and touch the bush

No one tells u how vulnerable it is to recommend an album to your coworker. Fortunately this one was a good pull!

Gay crafting audacity has led me places I wouldn’t go with a gun

A dental procedure that makes you TRANSGENDER 😨😥🤯 many such cases!

Thank god @tenyards.bsky.social recorded the whole Mx. Nobody 7 finale bc sometimes I just watch Mt. Aloofas number when I need a morale boost

I Cannot Believe I Hand Sewed All That These Past Two Days

She called this “moth vs f@g”

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As I continued working on the gown, I couldn’t help but wonder… in the midst of all this textile manipulation, were the textiles actually manipulating… me?

I just made a choice with this dress that made me go “that’s so interesting why did I do that?” But I have to remind myself that I’m smart and can fix it because that’s what beautiful minds are for

I can get behind this!

I would risk it all for @reinanobuena.bsky.social as Granny and I’m not even THERE

Pleased to report that I just stirred matcha powder and agave into my unsweetened nondairy Greek yogurt and it is delicious. RuPaul show? Drabgula? Want the Kiki? Uninspired. America’s test kitchen, give me the call; I’m ready.

Hey y’all! Use code TORSO if you want my freestanding duct tape dressform to snatch the crown on the 18th #teamtorso

Doing that thing where you draw darts in the bottom of a skirt pattern and cut it and spread it apart and re-draw it in order to add more drape and flutter and feeling very cool girl about it!

I can’t wait for ultimate diva to be over so I can force @mxology.bsky.social to watch another entire season of AHS

Gonna sew some BULLSHIIIITTTTT this weekend; watch this space

finally something to quench my thirst

How is she handling the rise in egg prices– like should someone check on her?