alexa play if i were a boy

I HATE IT HERE

i think people often make the mistake of thinking that rightwingers meltdown at different things like netflix not because they want the approval of mass culture, but they actually just want total top down control of the flow of information

nothing invigorates me like seeing taylor swift getting read on the internet

i miss getting drunk at red eye and yapping with wes and lyra until 4am

bruh moment

are you ever having a convo and you're like damn. these girls are not my friends

listened to the rent obc for the first time in a WHILE. jonathan larson i love you

gave man's best friend a second listen through and i officially really like it lol

between psychiatrist girl and the mom from unknown number... wtf is up with white women named kendra

i almost forgot what a god tier musical In The Heights is omgggg regresenme a mi barrio por favor

not to be the friend thats too woke. but i think kpop set back the body positivity movement Several years

y el putazo que me diste? 😭

feeling homesick for the heights :(

the lyrics of heaven knows im miserable now by the smiths are actually funny as fuck

daily reminder i cant stand men

i would donate an organ to go sing at stonewall. not even joking.

i shouldve gone into sociology fr

the day i get to sing black sheep from the scott pilgrim movie... is the day i will be happy

started catching up on the tiktok girl who was obsessed with her psych and omg... shes crazy. like actually.

no one understands carrie bradshaw the way i do

a goth/alt drag queen named patty hearse

science fiction double feature is one of the songs ever

WHY ARE SO MANY OF MY FRIENDS PREGNANT AND GETTING MARRIED?? STOP IT!!!!!

missing nyc 💔

saw vampy von thickums in my dream last night

i cant stop watching tornado documentaries

super cute guy matched with me on bumble, and i was excited until i saw his bio said right-wing 😀 i hate it here

the person at apple that came up with tinting app icons... bitch u ate that

went thru my camera roll. feels like i got shot 👍🏼

thinking extremely hard rn

so i recently learned cigarettes dont make me sick anymore. im sure this knowledge wont cause me any problems in the future!

listening to speak for yourself by imogen heap and im LIVING for this production

went to an actual yoga class for the first time today and unironically it kicked my ass 💀 these old ladies smoked me so bad i was embarrassed

maturing is realizing trad goth makeup is just drag makeup in greyscale

being ignorant must be sooo nice

i get a lot of stripper cash counting videos on my fyp and every. single. time. i get mad because im really sitting here wasting my damn time 😭

finally got my pads and omg. this is what it feels like to have no hip dips

just saw my very first gogo/strip show and i'll say 95% of the entertainment was the people's reactions 💀💀

it kinda pisses me off when people refer to sausages as hot dogs. for a hot dog to be a hot dog it requires a bun. otherwise it's just. a sausage.

i want to take out my spine and wring it out like a wet rag then put it back in

Zohran: Imagine living in a city where you can afford your rent, your groceries and even a meal at a restaurant now and then without much stress Eric Adams: Imagine a platypus so powerful that it could destroy the city. We need more cops

i havent had this desk job for a full two weeks and i already need a splint for my left hand/wrist and a brace for my right 🥴 i guess im just not built for labor

i saw my physical therapist today for the first time in like a year and her reaction was pretty much "how tf are you alive"

i would KILL for a calico wig its not even funny

all this talk about recession indicators.. tiktok literally romanticized living in a VAN and no one batted an eye 😭

why ride rollercoasters when i can deliver assignments exactly one minute before the deadline and the feeling is the same

the more i look at the pics from my shoot the more im liking them?? who wouldve thought

zohran mamdani 🤝 me walking the length of manhattan on a random weekday

omw to the beach with no sunscreen because i ran out. pray for my skin