This goes hard! Ty @djgaypanic.bsky.social deviantdispatch.substack.com/p/bks-ultima...

things i recently talked about on my newsletter - the FDA shutting down double scorpio - the rapper pissing off the right and walking for Miu Miu - the ethical slut ceiling - the party trying to make everyone trans + latina - the popstar hinting at a "Lou Reed era"

I wish every single diva I follow here was posting on substack instead. It’s giving how Twitter used to be! waaaaaay less uptight than this stodgy place.

Tummy full of Yerba Mate I’m feeling yummy t-t-tummy full of Yerba Mate I’m feeling yummy

feeling the need to get absolutely Tossed at Animal and then do an afters at the rebranded Kelloggs Diner

getting flagged on substack for "potentially explicit content"… damn guess I really am that bitch!!!

I am returning to substack! Real heads will remember when I published weekly from 2020-2023ish. This will not be that, but it will be fun. devaintdispatch.substack.com

I really want to DJ at The Cock

Cuntyham + DJ Accident Report doing Dilf-o-vision tonight with a full moon in Leo squared with Uranus….. chaos shall reign

another year, another Google search to find out how to watch the superbowl halftime show online for free

Overheard at a bushwick birthday: “I got noro virus at zero chill……”

deadass nights like HOLE PICS: SOPHIE give me the strength to keep going during these batshit times

divas call themselves religious but have never had a transcendental spiritual experience

Divas, it’s time to dust off all that “Be Gay, Do Crime” merch

things that happened at dilf-o-vision last night: - dick sucking next to the DJ booth - a spontaneous b2b - the crowd demanding the reality show guest strip on stage

counterclockwise: Mo, Larry, and Curly after passing around the rush bottle

Qhrist Almighty said “gooners, furries, and sides” and I knew right then what Cher’s next single should be.

7:30 on Tuesdays no cover

I wrote about how Democrats ought to be more like Republicans—not, as centrist Democratic operatives would suggest, in their vile hateful intentions and goals and beliefs, but in their determination to treat opponents as opponents and to fight without compromise. www.the-reframe.com/being-more-l...

Places I Would like to DJ in 2025: - The Lot Radio - Earthly Delights - a pool party - a clown party - a party with pop up drag shows - out of state

I will be playing this at Dilf-O-Vision next tuesday at the Parkside Lounge, among other gaggy tracks www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnMM...

damn what a loss 😞 way too young like holy shit

love it when a photo turns out

I hope all the adult content creators following me on this app are ready for my niche thoughts on queer bk nightlife 🤗

After NYE I’m confident in saying 2025 is the year of Zero Chill (the party but also the concept)

I’m at a drag “brunch” and the sun is setting

evergreen reminder

huge news

Cookie hive rise up

will be playing a post-hyperpop / drum and bass set on Newtown Radio at 10am the day after xmas ... tune in!!!

don’t worry, human race is safe 👽

The ruse behind this “Let’s give more money to the rich” scheme is that lower taxes for those people and corporations will lead them to create more jobs. But that is not what actually happens, because their business model is more often job elimination than job creation.

loooooove leaving the house with 22% battery and the yawning maw of the unknown ahead of me

It’s giving album cover

So wild how popcrave is both breaking political updates and “XYZ looks (synonym for good) in a photo”

We as a society need to remember The Donnas

Diva depiction doesn’t automatically mean endorsement…people be smoking

A “Free Luigi Mangione” billboard has been spotted in Southern California.

biden be brave and use that presidential pardon one more time and we will all forgive u for being a hypocrite

weirdly find it comforting that the luigi the alleged ceo-shooter was retweeting right wing thought leaders.... maybe there are allies on the right beneath all the tiresome anti-woke discourse?

i know that's right

a narc hub AND zionist? it's over for the golden arches

"It seems to me that when you create a world where human life has been made as cheap as possible, you will eventually find you live in a world where your human life is deemed by others to be cheap, too." www.the-reframe.com/peaceful-sol...

the way Charli just SLIPPED this into an otherwise very by-the-numbers interview... like hello this does not sound good or sustainable!!?!? Can Atlantic get a movement coach / physical therapist like...

the gag I did NOT see coming

don’t try watching sex and the city on a airplane the episodes are painfully censored

playing the closing set at the combination tea dance / drag brunch / fake corporate holiday party this Sunday

Ban those horrible spotify fake genres