Being a CEO is a tough job you have to keep up the illusion that you’re a special magic baby who deserves the best blankie every day

new shark just dropped

America is so large if you dont follow the news and haven't felt any direct repercussions you'd have no idea anything was happening. Just going out to buy a decorative gourd, they're sending US troops into cities, the president is a pedophile, oh hey this town has an apple festival this weekend

husband calls our office: hey this is (his name) me: hey it's me, your wife

wow i can't believe the government died. RIP bro

Sept 30 vs Oct 1

love coming home early on Tuesdays and moving slowly from room to room eating various snacks and drawing

outpost #art #illustration

She Help on my Ham til I Burger

If you eat pretzel sticks ur gay

3 of my coworkers quit in a month, we're so back baby

It's good to see that Zach Woods has only become more powerful and based with time.

Hunter husband (goes to pick up Chinese takeout) Gatherer wife (stays home to find cute animal videos to show him)

office got catered lunch today and you know my ass is eating

people are always like "forgive your family" so i did and they still fuck me over constantly like hell yeah brother i love this shit

working on something stupid & silly now

hello i finished an art

my phone just reminded me that 5 years ago today i was also playing Fallout 4

my coworkers go nuts for how fast i can do things on the computer but it's just MMO keybinds headspace and idk how to explain that to anyone so I'm just like "haha i use the computer a lot :)"

i need to finish her 😮‍💨

I did this. I brought Jimmy back.

if fallout 4 has taught me anything, i am about to walk into a frag mine and explode

rush limbaugh

i bought so much wine

flea markets are overstocked with AI art lol it's so sad

wyd after drinking rowdy roddy piper's all out of bubble gum soda

hey

he's building me a guard tower and i am decorating one of his settler houses :')

Jimmy Kimmel being censored has sent shockwaves throughout the antifa extremist leftist community, who were relying on his show for instructions on how to make chemical weapons

love having the windows at work open on a nice day in a big city. you hear so much lively street chatter

where im @ lately

married my perfect person fr fr

can't wait to go home and play fallout 4 like it's 2015

only 4 hours left in my day

our car is fine, just a diva apparently

apparently it's undiagnosable... just like me fr

my mom retired and now all she does is send the family gc memes all day

i have stopped comparing my art to others and simply started to enjoy my creative process and its a great feeling, highly recommended

prayers up for the klungomobile that shit is going back to the shop.... again

moby dick & balls

prime "i am sitting on my ass" hours rn

love to come home early and sit on my ass

😭 www.latimes.com/california/s...

Telling my boss that the president pronounced me dead from drugs so i can’t come until i get better

what did she know???????

not the flags half staff at the fucking sheetz

god sends his rattliest shopping carts to his strongest soldiers

pokemon life sim?????? i am gonna be broke as shit