Not going to lie, this week’s SNL cold open might piss you off, but watch this clip till the end. 🤣

Spot on, Mr. Rather. 🎯 💯

Who has made this 🤣

#TrumpStein files

First of all her name is Kaitlan Collins and she’s far from stupid & nasty. Next, this nastiness from this cockroach of a president needs to be checked by somebody! Since when is asking a totally relevant question a problem? This isn’t his White House.

This is why I’m cautiously optimistic — in the long run.

Amen, Mark.

The US government is summarily executing people on a weekly basis without telling the American people any of their names or presenting any proof of their guilt, for alleged crimes that do not carry the death penalty in the US.

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I received a "Critical Account Security Alert" from "Apple." It purports that someone tried to charge $143.95 to my account and wants me to log-in with my password. A quick Google search revealed that "$143.95" has been charged to THOUSANDS of Apple accounts. I hate being scammed by the lazy.

Morning.

OPENING 2 WEEKS FROM TODAY! (12/19): I was looking to do a comedy that was smart, sophisticated & very high-brow, but I did THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SEARCH FOR SQUAREPANTS instead.

Remember when he claimed he won the “Michelin Man of the Year” Award when no such thing existed? Somehow this FIFA medal is even more embarrassing.

“And then they made him a fake trophy because he kept whining and moaning and wouldn’t STFU.”

Undaunted Veteran Stands Up to MAGA Bullies open.substack.com/pub/contrari... Mark Kelly Rocks. He is a 💯badass. We need a lot more like him in Congress. They would whip our government into shape and eject the dead wood and parasites that have infested the White House and Pentagon #BlueCrew

Since we can’t ever expect Mike Johnson to do the right thing, we’re forcing a vote on extending ACA tax credits. And we only need four more members to sign the petition to make it happen. Help us move the needle!

Sounds like a certain petulant orange shitgibbon is getting lost wandering around the White House in addition to falling asleep on camera multiple times a week Photo credit: Kaitlan Collins

An earlier delayed data release indicated consumer prices continued to rise in the month.

It really is amazing that the president has a noticeable an unexplained physical ailment that is disfiguring his right hand and there's no reporting about it. The White House's line is that it's from Trump shaking too many hands! Something is clearly being covered up.

Hey, they wanted an "anti woke" president, and they got one!

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This is the power I want to wear. It’s not just clothes; it’s a statement that needs to be shouted. My whole mood changed just seeing this 🔥🤩 Sharing in case anyone else felt that instant connection to this: celticstees.store/fuck-ice

It's good—very good, and very important—that district courts keep issuing these 100-page rulings upholding the law. It must be incredibly dispiriting to see them overturned in a two-page, lawless, unsigned order, but please, keep them coming. They expose SCOTUS' corruption like nothing else.

No progressive income tax, just a dozen various forms of regressive taxes on goods. A billionaire’s wet dream.

Trump will say anything to get republicans elected and to save his butt. IF HIS LIPS MOVE , HE IS LYING

He’s struggling to be liked. He knows this will never happen.

Fixed it.

A Peace Prize for blowing people out of the water.

Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.

Kash Patel: "When you attack our nation's capitol, you attack the very being of our way of life — We will always refute it & combat it" Unless you’re J6 insurrectionist who attacks the capitol — then you receive a pardon & get called a patriot…

President wins Peace Prize for murdering civilians outside of war.

Release the Epstein files.

In a surprising twist, the U.S. Supreme Court’s recent decision to let Texas use its mid-decade gerrymander for the 2026 midterm elections may end up strengthening California’s defense of its voter-approved map. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

"When there’s no war, you aren’t committing war crimes when you kill people indiscriminately. You’re just a straight-up murderer."

Throwback of a company Christmas party with my twin sister. ❤️🤍

Costco deserves the Medal of Freedom for keeping their hot dog and drink combo at $1.50 during these trying times.

I didn’t grow up in the wild, but I was raised by a family who used margarine containers as Tupperware.

BREAKING: Election Advocates Demand Recount in Tennessee open.substack.com/pub/narativ/...

It's been over two weeks now and they still haven't released the Epstein files because withholding exculpatory evidence is clearly what you do when you're "innocent."

You know his administration is hoping he'll croak before the Epstein files are released.

TF was that. Am I high? #WorldCup2026