So God is a dude that loves meat? Does he also have to drive an F150 and drink shitty beer?

Mark Burnett should’ve never given Trump that sports almanac.

Gets it ✅ Gets it ✅ Doesn’t get it ❌

Don’t forget that Captain Crudité pretended to be a Pennsylvania resident

Dems need their own (self-funded) road trip to show the harm Trump has done. Go to Minneapolis, visit bankrupt farmers, show the demolished White House, etc. Document gas prices the whole journey. I’d watch that.

Taking a billionaire and his pink flip flop and suit combo to task

The good taxpayers of New York have given me a pair of Meta glasses because I am low vision disabled, and I seem to have used them more than a lot of people on here, so let me say a little about my experiences:

Ukraine has entered the Return of the Jedi part of the story arc. (The Empire Strikes Back part had a petulant JD Vance bleating “you need to saaaaaay thank you” to our heroes)

This is a phenomenal read. @parkermolloy.com exposes Tucker Carlson’s playbook in a way that becomes obvious once you you know to look for it.

cool

This is the Republican playbook to will their straw men into existence. See also voter fraud, sports overrun by meanie trans men, and crimey immigrant caravans that conveniently show up at our border before every election.

Oh, NOW you tell me? inews.co.uk/opinion/why-...

Maybe if Rudy guiliani didn't sell out his soul to senile Satan, ruin his reputation, and financially break himself lying about a couple poll workers... He could have afforded decent healthcare to prevent being in critical condition. Democrats didn't do this to him. He chose it.

May the 4th be with you.

It’s astounding that Zelensky survived a full-scale war without ever having a ballroom.

Leavitt: “Look, they were just getting too uppity.”

The new passports are crazy y'all

Maybe we can get Mexico to pay for it?

“Over the weekend, there was an act of horrible violence that never would’ve happened if we didn’t have a free press,” said President Donald Trump

“The Trump family asks that you respect the privacy of our big, beautiful ballroom during this difficult time.”

ALT text: you did WHAT to a raccoon?

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