we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫

my brother is an ironworker so i asked him his thoughts on the time magazine cover

Telling my dumb little funnies

The internet has done a good job making us feel like the entire world needs to cater to us that we now have people claiming speed limits are bad because they are inconvenient.

I have texted someone I should not be texting merry christmas to all

I have never laughed harder than the Bad Santa scenes between Bernie Mac and John Ritter. They work every time. They are perfect

Putting a bay leaf in my coffee

In our latest episode, we’re celebrating the holidays with the #BobDylan Christmas album and some voices that will be familiar to our listeners. Look for Rose-Colored Headphones wherever you get podcasts!

elon musk has died of trying to say a full sentence

I thought for a long time that I needed to get back into a relationship but I now think I just need a consistent friend to do bits with and talk about death.

Listen! It's barely about Bob Dylan. It's mostly jokes and nonsense and being joyful.

They should have another bluesky with people on it who enjoy my thoughts.

I know some autistic mother fuckers who can complete a pull-up, Rob. Just sayin. They talk good too. Real normal-like.

What, hey. Why is Quantem talking about Pat Dabo. I'm so mad. Anyway, I don't know those guys. They never invited me to a barbecue or anything. We'll never share a canteen of water while walking through the desert. But I guess I care about what they think of each other.

What is a good thing to record a group of people on a podcast that doesn't have a fucking AI editor that generates your voice saying things?

Die Hard is a movie.

Christmas episode of RCH is out tomorrow. It's a call-in show. If you have a podcast and want me and Michael to talk about bad music that is actually good, let us know. Oh and the Christmas episode is about the Bob Dylan album with"Must Be Santa" on it. Supposedly. Whatever.

It's very funny that I have an entire printer that is capable of functioning but no longer does because I choose not to enroll in an ink subscription. It's actually hilarious.

Trying to remember this one artist's name. It's not Gary and it's not Greg. I know that much. It's not Gregg either.

The universe and my youtube algorithm want me to have a stand mixer and I agree with the universe and my youtube algorithm.

[making small talk] so, you ever, uh... been out in public before?

Discovered this during the month that my pregnant ex-wife and I stayed in her childhood bedroom before renting our first shitty house. That was a very hopeful and scary time for me, as it is now. Probably why I thought of it today. Or maybe not. Who cares. youtu.be/aF4L7Krw8x8?...

"I have too much love for just one family. They all bring something different into my life."

What is this masculine bullshit. It's a cutting board that looks like a truck commercial. It looks like it has a fish in its profile photo. It looks like it's going to ask me for my papers.

Mixing all the yellow mustards together to see what happens

[looking at Tom Waits at age 50] I like that guy. I think that's my favorite guy. [looking at Tom Waits at age 21] I want to kick that guy's ass. His mother will cry after I am done with him.

No matter their age, gender, or politics/religion there remains an immutably Christian energy to every Pokemon streamer I have ever seen.

Journalists love using terms like Hobbesian, Keynesian, Draconian. These are meaningful terms, which mean a lot to me. I understand them perfectly, as do most people. This is effective communication.

I can't sleep because I'm depressed and scared. I assume this is what my parents wanted for me when they brought my fat ass into the world.

I have been thinking a lot about this idea that everyone is deserving of love and I've come to the conclusion that no they are most definitely not. Have you met some of these assholes.

There are exactly three jokes that drummers on Instagram make and they are 1) overplaying on famous songs 2) guitarist writing a drum part that is impossible to play and 3) Lars and/or Ringo bad ha ha look

Every third guy who used to walk into my factory used to carry an Igloo cooler heavy with food. I think we should bring that lifestyle back. Also, we will probably have to.

Y'know those dumb phone games that tempt you to spend money every 3 seconds and are essentially gambling if you do? 10 different currencies overlapping & you never have enough of any of them to get anything? Those are better for your mental health than posting & reading posts. It's not even close.

I will consider dating again in about a year and a half but until then I will be sleeping.

Oh you can feel feelings again? Ok here's all of them.

I have written, recorded, and cleaned so much shit this weekend, went to my daughter's parade, and I've been doing overtime at work. I think I drank so much for a while just to slow my dumb adhd-ing ass down.

I uploaded the tunes from the Radiohead episode of Rose-Colored Headphones because they took a long time to make and I think they're pretty decent. prettyscary.bandcamp.com/album/music-...

I uploaded the tunes from the Radiohead episode of Rose-Colored Headphones because they took a long time to make and I think they're pretty decent. prettyscary.bandcamp.com/album/music-...

It's been a week since I've performed and I think that is now too long for me. I require attention.

I'm grateful for the life I am able to live even when it is horrible and nothing seems real and there is pain and such. I prefer when things are better though. Just to be clear.

doing the R2D2 scream at my cousin’s funeral

What other developer tooling out there needs a disclaimer that it might call me a slur?

I'm fucking cryinj

On our latest: #ESPN Presents Jock Jams Vol. 1! We make a case for this album’s greatness, (try to) play basketball, and present our very own original jock jam! Look for Rose-Colored Headphones wherever you get podcasts, and tell us what song you think SHOULD be a Jock Jam. #sports #music

Just described someone as "a guy who would join ice if he could do 20 pushups"

No no no. This can't be right. Something good happened and I'm hearing about it? Sure, buddy. I wasn't born yesterday. I was born a long time ago.

Haven't seen him around for a while and I think I know why

Making a 6-7 joke while falling comically to my death