He conquered America. Yes he did. He broke all the rules, traditions & laws he wanted & was rewarded for it. This decrepit husk of a human, overthrew the greatest nation in history. With nothing but unchallenged lies. What a cadaver’s shit crusted asshole of a timeline we’re in… my god.

I think today could use more cowbell.

Does Trump know that by slapping a tariff on upholstered furniture, he's fucking with his VP's dating pool?

Van Hollen: I will just say that anybody who thinks we're on the way to authoritarianism is wrong. We are there

Again, it's so weird to see PJM mentioned this much!

bluesky is a polycule

The truest thing I have read all day. @timhannan.bsky.social

To accompany The Four Agreements: -Live without Pretending -Love without Depending -Listen without Defending -Speak without Offending 🦋✌🏽🌞

If you think Tylenol is bad for children’s health what until you see what guns do.

Wishing everyone a Shana Tovah u'Metukah, a sweet and happy new year.

If you're watching The America Show from another country, you should know things are so much worse than what you see.

Please be careful and drive defensively. People are careless and aggressive. Yesterday a guy ran a red light in front of me at probably 45mph.

Now that PillPack is part of Amazon, the service is absolutely fucking useless. #CancelPillPack

In ABC's defense, Jimmy Kimmel should have said something much less offensive during his monologue, such as advocating that we kill homeless people.

Appeasement never works. Signed, History

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky.

It's the right-wing rhetoric that's getting people killed. ONLY the right-wing.

Not to brag, but Oura says my sleep score was 79 last night.

Just gonna scream into this Ziploc. Save it for later.

Morning everyone! #cats #coffee #catsky

Words to live by.

The day Democrats start to really fight back, and not just meekly accept the hypocrisy of Republicans, is the day shit is gonna get real.

The murder of Charlie Kirk was criminal, wrong, and should be condemned. And Charlie Kirk was a horrible, hateful man who spent his life radicalizing young people to embrace their worst demons by targeting women, people of color, immigrants, and the marginalized. I refuse to sanitize him.

Counterpoint: They get to openly celebrate whenever they kill us.

“I strongly condemn this incident that I have devoted myself to facilitating. It is an unacceptable tragedy, and I will continue to do absolutely nothing to prevent future similar events.”

Hey folks. Here's a handy map of the states where you can get a COVID vaccine from CVS. Updated as of last week.

Who hasn't felt this before, “Bang the Drum All Day.”

This cat is ridiculous.

I dunno, I just want right and wrong to matter again.

Jesus, talk about tempting fate.

It me.

I’m sorry, I can’t worry about Britney Spears anymore. She’s on her own.

Imagine the future history books: “In 2025, the Supreme Court ruled it was unconstitutional to consider race in helping a Latino student get into college, but totally awesome to consider race when throwing their dad into a concentration camp.”

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Secretary Hegseth has ordered the destruction of all unidentified ships in the Caribbean. Except for those ships that are believed to be carrying rum.

This is what we wanted, right, America? Enjoy.

I know I'm moots with a lot of authors ... Go get paid!

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sinning fuckin rules

Cram it, nerd.

the dailup sound was a protection spell the computer said for us every time we went online but we thought we were too good for it. we wanted to be on the phone and the computer at the same time. we wanted to be on the phone and the computer at the same time and now we’re fucked

GO BIRDS

Hahaha coward Trump is afraid of JB Pritzker.

BREAKING: the Presidential Medal of Freedom is now meaningless.

Somewhere in Iceland.

Hey, remember when the name Kennedy wasn't a joke?