Source: ICE to begin using empty Melania theaters as temporary detention facilities.

Y'all need this little hit of dopamine.

Just ask folks in Pittsburgh (Tree of Life shootings) or Colleyville TX (hostage standoff inside a synagogue).

Oh this is fun. Help tank Melania's movie on Amazon search results. Here's how.

I think I'm done explaining things to idiots today.

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

When are people going to wake up to the fact that laws no longer exist in America?

Thoughts and prayers to ERCOT 😂

This shouldn't surprise anyone. Smearing the victims of state violence is right out of the old Soviet playbook.

CNN: DHS officials have come to FEMA staff and told them to limit the use of the word ice…they are worried that by posting something like, watch out for the ice, that it's going to become a meme….

Today is the most humiliating day in the history of the United States of America. At least until tomorrow.

Good morning. What a deeply embarrassing day to be a US citizen, on so many levels.

Exactly

One immigrant is worth a thousand ICE agents. Pass it on.

Main message from admin on TV today: We stand by our unjustified murder of an innocent woman and there’s more where that came from if you dare criticize us.

Funny how DHS is doing the same thing here, while Trump threatens to attack Iran to preserve THEIR right to protest.

Treat any spotting of ICE as you would an active shooter incident: Run. Hide. Only fight if all else fails.

If you interact with ICE at all, feeling safe because you haven't done anything illegal, remember: they are armed thugs with no respect for the law. You are risking your life even being near them.

The leadership of the Democratic Party needs to go.

She wants to give the Nobel Peace Prize to the guy who just kidnapped her boss? WTF?

“What do we call it when a stronger person decides to rob a weaker person because he can? It is just gangsterism. We are the most dangerous gangsters in the world today. Not in the sense of being charming rogues or alluring antiheroes. We are the bad guys.”

The world must now consider the US to be a lawless actor. Might makes right and we've got the best military in the world. This isn't going to end well.

What does it mean when your doctors keep insisting you redo the cognitive exam

2026 better contain bug fixes and improvements

I think I want to code a Bluesky tool to remove bot followers, accounts that don't follow back, etc. Anyone know of an OSS tool that already does this? #atproto #bluesky #api #python

Here's to the new year. May she be a damn sight better than the old one. #mash #4077th #nye #newyears #newyears2026

Who else has big plans for tonight? #nye #nye2025 #newyearseve

It us.

I can’t believe how stupid everything is

How I'm walking out of 2025

I was disappointed to find out that "gooning" does not, in fact, refer to LARPing a reenactment of The Goonies.

I feel like everyone should get high and cuddle with a cat at least once in their lives.

I got my RSV shot this morning and the pharmacist gave me a sticker for being so brave

What's with all the female bots trying to sell me "fuck ICE" shirts? I've been followed by like six of them today.

Someone just blocked me for commenting that chihuahuas are yappy annoying little shits. Zero regrets. You know I'm right.

They're so bad at this. And yet they hold all the reins. 😭

BECOME UNGOVERNABLE

How does an obvious bot gain 2100 followers?

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

This just in: we are updating our cultural references. The Streisand Effect will now be known as the Bari Weiss Effect.

So we're just passing around 60 Minutes segments like they're samizdat now, yeah?

This just in: Nicki Minaj is cool with Nazis and so is anyone still a fan after today.

Having all our friends and family there to celebrate Hanukkah with us was so meaningful, especially in these dark times when we need a little light. Love is that light and we were surrounded by it last night. Happy Hanukkah to everyone!

Maybe my potential needs to live up to me for a change.

No surprise. They’re redacting the constitution.