Felony-or-treat

I’m glad we’re all in agreement that the Mariners will win the World Series, and in doing so will repair the timeline and fix the hole torn in the space-time continuum, putting us back on the right track as a society, as we flow towards a more egalitarian and empathetic world.

Oh lawd we back to yelling at bait accounts on the internet....when that world series start?

WE FOUND THE ETSY WITCH

This was a really fun night on the internet. We can still do good things.

Okay but I gotta say...the goggles for the champagne spray are funny. This is not a thing I see in F1...is it a volume thing?

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEEES LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEE MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED

2025 has brought many strange things, me watching the world series will apparently be one of them...neat!

Woohoo!

This chip bag just ripped open up the back easier than your mom on a Saturday night

@thatsthatmespresso.bsky.social tells visions of baseball future if you're watching it on TV

I feel like i don't have the right snacks available for this

I think a lot of y'all should be moots, seeing a lot missed connections amongst Mariner fan friends rn and I wish there was a quicker way to fix it than tagging you all in one really annoying post

I have discovered there are no fortune cookies with the Chinese food we ordered earlier...I shall never recover from this grievance.

I'm low-key jealous of my husky who can just stand there and yell at me until I figure out he's hungry and then pretend like he's not until I walk away and he can inhale it in solitude

Missed spaces don't count as typos today because I said so

Pacing around, hitting my party pen, watching this game like I have any stake in it because I support my internet friends

It's genuinely fun to watch my skircle post through whatever baseball thing is happening right now - y'all are fucking adorable, never change

How do y'all pick like three things/hobbies to like? I LIKE TOO MANY THINGS AND DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH LIFE TO EXPLORE THEM ALL

if hope is a lie im still happy to be tricked

I have to make something supremely weird before I die for any of this to be worth it

Yeah, I walk my dog *leads him around the house by the stuffed squeaky toy in his mouth*

BATCARDI SPOOPERIOR

Bruh, this Maybelline superstay matte ink lipstick bullshit in black is insaaaaannnneeeee I've only had one black lip product that was genuinely amazing and it was from a tiny niche local person that I don't even know if they make anymore so finding a great drugstore one is a *revelation*

Bury me in my adidas firebird track pants

The irony (bad kind) of HRT ads on YT when trans folks are being dehumanized...fucking hate it here

I have just encountered pumpkin spice birddog whiskey which was described to me as "pumpkin fireball" and I just...why...no... the smores one is actually really dangerous, tho

Probably going to be really funny to see the fallout from all those missed Mustang payments here in a few weeks

I still want to work at a movie theater

I'm late, but I got popcorn and a slushie and my emotional support dragon and the theater to myself and the previews aren't over yet... so I'm gonna have a great time crying and watching Good Boy again

I can't access my emotions and support my parents at the same time without completely crumbling and I wonder if this is what it would feel like to be a ghost.

I hope someone with a Marriott carpet t-rex inflatable ends up at a protest so my special interests can truly come together

sorry for the repost zoomies but suicide prevention isn't infographs & memes on Oct 10th or any other day of the year it's not charity walks or fancy fundraising dinners it's taking care of each other believing each other if the former brings the latter, great, but we're not really seeing that

Okay okay, guys, I'm starting to see the joy in getting blocked. The last one I caught is objectively hilarious (in a kinda sad "oh how we have fallen" kind of way)

Yep, Peter Thiel not beating the allegations anytime soon. That's exactly what an antichrist would say

Yeah, it's totally a good sign of how dedicated to world peace you are when you dedicate your win to a fascist What a fucking joke lmfao

It seems every living thing that can move can get zoomies and I think that's as close to the meaning of life as we're gonna get

Fallergies suck worse than springergies and no one fucking talks about it enough

I'm up before noon and making it everyone else's problem

Look, I know a lot of my friends think they're mentally unwell and posting some unhinged shit but...I have clicked through some replies and I'm here to tell you: you're fine, I'm sorry, you haven't actually hit psychosis yet

SSSSSNAKETUARY!!!! SSSSSSSSSNAKETUARY!!!!!!!

If you like all my posts I'll give you a sticker

This is clearly because they know Indy will sweep the field! This discrimination must not stand!! May the flood of awards for Indy be unleashed!!!

Everybody strike for a couple hours tomorrow for mental health day and go see Good Boy (threat)

Nicholas D. Woofwood, Detective at Paw

Dogs download snifformation

I HAVE TOO MANY COMPLICATED FEELINGS THAT MAY GET ME BANNED FROM THE INTERNET. AH.

I always thought Scream was supposed to be a satire of a slasher flick

Do re mi antifa sol la ti do

If my dogs have taught me anything, it's if you're feeling ornery you may just have to poop