Being really subtle about what some of y’all can help me with on FCF 😇

If Instagram is introducing Instants, how much longer til we get Sorceries and Enchantments

anyway here is my butt

Fresh haircut and fresh chest pump

I could not be more seated for this

I know this is doing numbers because it's riotous and cathartic but I love that the joke of this scene is that Ava got dolled up because she agreed to let some creepy old man letch on her in order to secure a deal but it's when she finds out he's a young A.I. douche that she gets repulsed by him.

i got new shoes yesterday do you like them

I knew that Katya's episode of Very Important People would be unhinged but I did not expect it to reach this level of insanity from Vic in return If katya ends up getting the show that Emmy I will die

Just a good smooth brain dog waiting for someone to come home and put me to use

with your head against the wall so you can’t go anywhere

Went to the new Nintendo Store downtown and nearly every employee we encountered was a queer , which just feels correct

StarFox (1987)

Getting "revenge" on your former sub by inciting state violence with potentially fatal outcomes against his coworkers is deeply disturbed behavior

The prophecy...

Am I excited Star Fox is getting a reboot? Absolutely! Am I happy it's another remake of Star Fox 64? Not really no! But if it means there's any chance of getting a reboot of Star Fox Adventures I will take it!

How are you gonna finish the weekend babe?

Briefly went to the pup mosh at the Eagle and I'm standing out on the patio and This Love by Maroon 5 starts playing I felt like I was having a mental breakdown

columbus critter constitutional

So happy to have this cutie patootie come to visit @jackambrose.bsky.social

Thank god it's Friday, time to decompress after an intense week

Thank god it's Friday, time to decompress after an intense week

Door for scale.

QTP with a pokemon that shares the same first letter as your name

In honor of SF Rubber Weekend, today’s hump day pics are courtesy of @bunkergear.bsky.social making the sexiest latex a dog can find 💖

Call me Dad now.

Made my partner cum with just head so clearly my head game is still strong 😋

I'm just having fun

i am a child but this is so funny to me

Just got out of Mother Mary and I dug it quite a lot. David Lowery's directorial style really does it for me and both the main performances are very locked in, and when it starts getting to the crazy stuff its a fun ride. Some might find it a slog but it worked well for me

In the words of Rachel Bloom, I got them Heavy Boobs

In the words of Rachel Bloom, I got them Heavy Boobs

some thursday thickness 🐶🐾

"People die and Yuna dances. When will she stop dancing?"

The last 10 days with the puppy have been nothing sort of spectacular. @fullbodiedscout.bsky.social

Looks like the gay frogs got the last laugh

Ok based on the trailer this next season of Game Changer looks like it might be the most bonkers yet and I could not be more seated

I'm starting to think there's a possibility I might have somewhat large thighs , who can say for sure

I guess I haven't done one of these #mcm Monday things before 🤔

Mega Frosslass team carried me to Master Ball tier, let's fucking go 😤 Still gotta make some tweaks but it's put in some great work so far

So if anyone's looking for roommates or if anyone knows anyone looking for a roommate in San Francisco im game to chat and maybe be roomies 👉🏾👈🏾 i have one person with me and the only non negotiable is 2 cats but I'm looking for an August 1st move. And here's your prize for reading 💖 please help xoxo

Admittedly I was at first annoyed with how few Pokemon and items were in Champions on launch but of course I'm already hooked , guess I really missed playing VGC lol Already in Ultra Ball on a win streak , Master Ball tier is calling my name 😤

People keep saying she's gonna do Florence or Jane Remover but I think it would be the biggest gag if she pulled up and did a Lana cover lmaooo

Starting the week off right with some big ol shoulders

Ethel Cain doing Ptolemea at coachella is crazyyyyyy I screamed the moment it started on the Livestream

Happy Friday Bsky bbys 🥰