Framed and ready- donate $120 to either of our fundraisers in my pinned skeet OR to LUCE, our local amazing immigrant justice network! www.lucemass.org/donate

Hello! Please accept this periodic reminder that my comms are open! I will draw your d&d character or your doggy or your blorbos or you if you were a dragon in a cute outfit or snakes with legs or you and your partner. I wanna paint that for you! ko-fi.com/samikelsh/co... #artshop #cuteart

Co-captains? (We said the same thing!) Just gonna keep making my gay little arts. Try to find the joy where you can, you know? #ofmd

good night sleep tight take your meds fuck the feds

New chapter of Sunlight in the Midnight by BKTRASHCAT was posted!! Good time to repost my fanart of octogenarian Stede!

It's live! Proceeds from this fundraiser will go to the Immigrant Rapid Response Fund which ensures that resources move quickly, responsibly, and with community accountability to trusted organizations responding to immigration-related emergencies across Minnesota. #FuckICE ko-fi.com/s/016860460d

Combatting hopelessness with a giveaway! I'm going to raffle off one of my personalized AO3 logo cross stitches for donations to the Portland Immigrant Rights Coalition (PIRC). Read about their work & donate here: pircoregon.org More details and entry form below 👇🏼

Please REPOST 🥹 . . my name is pattie gonia and i challenge pete hegseth to a kettlebell swing competition. i'll win. & i'll do it tucked…...and in heels.

I spent SO LONG on this masterpiece. Gentlebeard horseshoe crabs. #ofmd

Hi I have one outstanding commission but if you donate $50 to any of the linked resources I will make you a custom abstract embroidery according to a prompt of your choice (OFMD or otherwise!) I will cover postage to the USA. www.standwithminnesota.com

One of my 2026 goals was to find joy, regardless of the worldwide horrors. We're 24 days in and it's already so much harder than I imagined. I want to thank this community for making it possible. The beautiful art, the events to connect, the fundraisers, the conversation—y'all are inspiring 💜

These 7 Democrats voted to give ICE an additional $10 billion in funding. Anyone who claims to support the constitution has a minimum of 7 phone calls to make today. Phone numbers in alt text.

I don’t want to hear anything from an elected official unless it’s a plan to defund the DHS and impeach Noem, Bovino, etc. No texts. No emails. No talk about the economy. Step up or step off.

they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.

Reminder: All it would take to end the murder of American citizens by an untrained government goon squad is 16 Republicans in Congress voting with Dems to defund ICE (or 23 to impeach and remove Trump — 3 in House & 20 in Senate). That’s it. 23 Americans can vote for the public and end all of this.

Three guesses what I just did 😂😂😂

Writer sign-ups for the 2026 #OFMDReverseBang are now open! Join our more than 60 artists to create fic for some inspiring OFMD fanart and sign up below: forms.gle/nY9CRVPc1TfW...

Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake Tuesday grey and Wednesdaye eke Thursdaye Ich care nat for thee Yet Fridaye - Ich am yn love [twangy, moody lute arpeggio] Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye Yet Fridaye - Ich am yn love

You ever just like think about OFMD and get squirmy tummy because of the joy

did you know Ivan faked his own death, sold off his gold teeth collection, and is sitting on a beach somewhere drinking something yummy out of a coconut? #ofmd #ofmdfanart

OKAY FRIENDS I’m giving away another of my tiny #ofmd embroideries! First person to pledge below to donate $120 to either of the fundraiser links in my pinned skeet will have this sweet little 4x4” inn headed their way!

modern au kraken era ed sends this to stede

QRT with a pic of your ugly bangs in solidarity 🫂🫂 omg my time to shine!!! These were true breakup bangs, cut myself with my roommate's beard trimming scissors, while drunk and crying. They took so long to grow out that I got back together with the shithead before they were gone, lol

hey crew, can we like and share far and wide? www.instagram.com/p/DTyVUZ_D1Ba/

Ugh I miss themmmm #ofmd

this one 😁

I still love this White Flag triptych from summer 2022

Oh hey, shortly before ao3 went down I posted an extremely silly new fic for @ghostalservice.bsky.social! I think it's maybe one of my most unhinged Stedes so far, and I'm told it's very funny, so check it out maybe? archiveofourown.org/works/77989546 (tags and summary ⬇️)

No one has suffered as I have* *My spouse wants my help doing taxes and undecorating the Christmas tree but I would prefer to nap

Aaaand another oldie 🤭✨ #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd #OFMDfanart

I can't find the post where someone was looking for a Buttons-transformation drag show, but here's the Wee Con one if anyone knows :) www.instagram.com/p/DQzs66_DPbC/ #OFMD

me and my bestie

ATTENTION PIRATES: My husband just expressed interest in seeing a drag Buttons who becomes a seagull in the performance? Has anyone done this? Is there video? Is anyone considering this?

one apple tall

Stede really loved this outfit. That’s why he loaned it to his future husband so they could go on an arson date. #OFMDfanart #OFMD

Arenas in which you should find me intimidating: 1. You are my competition in a "how long can you sit in a bath" contest 2. You are trying to get me out of bed before 8am on the weekend 3.

I can't believe I'm celebrating the first year of my mid-30s* today 😌 *38

This feature from the Mercury would be a great first addition to Partnership for Progress's press page! I think it does a really lovely job capturing the organization's overall values and professionalism 🥰

Is it possible to have, like, extremely limited dyscalculia? My brain constantly switches up 4s and 7s for some ungodly reason, but literally nothing else...

Shopping for new car insurance and apparently the accident I was in in 2022 is going to cause our rates to go up. The accident where a semi slammed into me on the freeway while I sat in stopped traffic, with my hazards on as a warning. In case you were curious, I was NOT found to be at fault. 🙃

My friend took me to an amazing bougie spa place today that has: -a normal-temperature pool where you can talk, and silent pools: -hot -body temp -body temp, mineral -cold plunge Plus silent steam room and dry sauna Anyway. What do Ed and Stede do when they go there? And the rest of the crew?

Having one of those days where I'm just SO ANNOYED that having ADHD means it takes twice as much energy to accomplish basic fucking tasks as it APPARENTLY takes neurotypical people

Chapter 3 won't be out for a couple days, mostly on account of me being paralyzed by The Horrors this week, but as consolation, have a photo of the smaller, more fun, reason: my spouse got his pilot's license this week and took me on a sightseeing flight!

I made a huge pot of soup while sipping some wine, which was both soothing *and* resulted in many easy-to-reheat, tasty, nutrient-dense meals #OFMDFuckeryFridays

Ed having a nice afternoon ☺️ #ofmd #ofmdfanart

I purchased a Brick for my phone after having it advertised to me 83,972 times, which, interestingly, is the same number of times it's prevented me from mindlessly opening Instagram in the past 5 hours.

One year ago today I was at the season 2 beach in AoNZ 🥲 I'm ready to go back now please...

It's always The Mummy this and Pirates of the Caribbean that, and no one ever talks about what an absolute mind-melting bi awakening THIS was

this week has been seven years long