IT'S TIIIIME Who's ready for #OFMDJanAU??? This'll be our FOURTH JANAU?? #ofmdfic Same rules as always: post on or after the day, quote skeet the daily post with new stuff, reply to the daily post with recs!! PROMPTS BELOW:

What better time to post a month-long list of prompts than when the first day of that month is almost over! Make some art, write some words, do anything at all! Here in the northern hemisphere it's cold and dark and I gotta romanticize it OR ELSE. Reply with fills or QRP or tag me! It's caszh!

How many people watched Sherlock 25 years ago and still worry they're alcoholics when they can't plug their phone charger in the first time. Even if they haven't been drinking.

In unbelievable great news, WE GOT OUR TREE BACK???? But now I feel like I forced you all to my fic under false pretenses 😅

Me when OFMD is renewed

I wish to purchase a bumper sticker that says "we only have this one life" is this a thing that exists

You know what would heal me right now? An OFMD holiday special.

It's here!!!! My #OFMDBB25 fic is here! Featuring incredibly art by @self-induljennt.bsky.social and @curiosityrocks.bsky.social. With massive thanks to @ramsaybaggins.bsky.social and @teadragonhoard.bsky.social for beta-ing. Description and 🔗⬇️

Every year I share my cut-your-own-tree fic the weekend we get our Christmas tree. And this year I really need people to be nice to me about it because SOMEONE STOLE OUR TREE TODAY (probably on accident) 😭😭😭 U-Pick, 2.8k, rated M, no trees are stolen in this fic archiveofourown.org/works/43820817

Dream breakfast.

God am I glad (thankful, you might say) that I spend holidays with family who are sometimes annoying/cringe/the source of much trauma... but who don't have Extremely Bad Opinions.

The worst date I ever went on was with a guy who asked me what my favorite Bob Dylan album was (🙄). I managed to dredge up the name of an album, but right after I told him, he *turned around in his seat and joined the conversation of the group behind us.* He talked to them for TEN MINUTES

Just had an even more intense moment of nostalgia - the night before Thanksgiving here in the States, 2022, drinking wine and making pies while gossiping with a Kiwi pirate about the s2 filming happening in Auckland. TAKE ME BACK🥲

WELCOME TO THE FALL FRONT FRIDAY FALL FESTIVAL! 🍂👖🍂👖🍂 Share something you made, repost or rec something you love, think about fall-front pants and share your thoughts with the class! 🍂👖🍂👖🍂 #FallFrontFriday

I just scrolled back through my own recent Bluesky posts and was dismayed to realize they're all about me?? This is not what this account is supposed to be for! I'm still here for OFMD! I just don't have anything new to share or new insights! But here's an old gif as proof of my intent!

What if - hear me out - someone just gave me a shit ton of money and I never had to work again? Eh? Maybe?

no one is better at their jobs than the social media managers for local government departments. those people should be running the country.

ohhhhh my god whyyyyyy do I have to choose between having an ounce of executive functioning and the ability to eat enough calories to keep myself alive whyyyyyyyy can't I function without regulated speed gaaaaahhhhhh

This isn't fully developed but something about if you're in frequent contact with someone your emotional breakdown cycles sync up in a complimentary way so you can be strong for each other. But if you're only catching up occasionally you maybe are on the SAME cycle and just can only spiral together.

The extreme conversational whiplash between "how is your prediabetes, oh brother mine?" and "ha ha how about those pics of Trump performing oral sex [on Bill Clinton??] in the hands of the Russian government, right??" is absolute perfection, couldn't have scripted it better 10/10 no notes

RAFFLE TIME! Enter to win the Godfrey Thornrose hoop Donate $5 to support food security for Indigenous communities, winner will be selected 16 Nov Enter here: tinyurl.com/4f6n8txf List of suggested organizations for donations in the next post👇 #ofmd #ofmdfanart #OurFlagMeansDeath

Approximately every six months I learn that my shitty buffoon of a college ex is in some way connected to a new genuinely cool, niche-famous person, and every time it just... boggles the mind.

Finally got started on hanging some art today after painting my office in August!

every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours

SANDWICH GUY ACQUITTED 🥪

I keep seeing Guardian headlines talking about "Snap" and I need to know if it's an AI thing or if the Brits don't know it's an acronym? Or know but don't care? Can someone across the pond weigh in on this important question?

Imagine what I could accomplish if I wasn't locked in a battle with my brain to make one (1) call or respond to one (1) email for like 4.5 hours every single day.

Oh, this is fun and potentially a good time to drop a little smidgen—a soupçon, if you will—of chapter 3 of 'Til Forever, the yearlong and counting WIP sequel to 'Til Now.

Was hit with a wave of nostalgia today for my OFMD Reddit days 🥲 I had such a good time over there, but since it's not set up to really forge 1:1 connections I don't know who was/is over there but is now here. So hi to all the 2022 OFMD Redditors out there.

Got to meet some beer-loving goats this evening 12/10, can't recommend highly enough

It's been a few months and Ed and Stede are spending most of their nights together. Stede is so jealous of Ed: every night, when they turn out the lights, Ed passes out seemingly instantly. Stede, on the other hand, lies awake for hours, worrying about what's to come tomorrow, until he finally falls

Here’s the deal, buckos! I’ll be posting four commission slots on Kofi on Monday. The entirety of the commission price will be donated to Three Square, who provide food people in need throughout the entirety of southern Nevada. Check them out below. If you have questions about ideas, DM me.

Hi! I've gotten such lovely feedback on this, but not much interest. I hope that's because everyone is feeling secure... but please know this is a real offer. And if a grocery list isn't where you're at right now (relatable) and you just need some money for when you do have one, that's also fine!!

Pirate pals - feeling a bit hopeless but wanting to give back to this community. Given the uncertainty of SNAP benefits on November 1st, I'd like to offer to buy some groceries for a few folks. Please DM me if you'd like this help, I can set up delivery through Uber Eats or whatever.

Stede's motto in s2:

I can't believe I found a gay cat cafe in Appleton, Wisconsin omg. Also I'm in love with Dorothy.

Well, I didn't read anything and did listen to like two hours of Clinton impeachment content, BUT, I also managed to barf out a thousand or so words, including some *real* high-quality smut.

Four-hour flight this evening. Will I write? Will I read the dozens of fanfics I've been meaning to for months? Will I read the novel my husband has been recommending to me for over a year? Or will I fall asleep listening to a podcast about the Clinton impeachment? Only time will tell!!!

Look at this awesome shirt I just got!! (also the cute cat)

hashtag thriving

The only way to "run" a 10k is to not train and then spend the night before eating Froot Loops and drinking prosecco

away for the night but still watching the cutest demon

An Archem-provided brunch is a 10/10 can't-miss experience, just fyi

influx of pirates into Portland is giving me so much joy, even though I'm not even doing anything tonight, just knowing some of y'all are close is 🥰🥹🥰🥹🤩🤩🤩

Amazing that I can be like, "oh man it's so sad people aren't reading my fic much anymore 🥺" when it has been over 10 human months since I published a single solitary word. like. yeah. duh. that's how that works.

In the last 36 hours I have developed an unshakeable image of Stede as one of those used car lot air-filled tube guys

me when I'm twenty-seven minutes, thirty-eight seconds into season two, episode three of critically-acclaimed television series our flag means death

I wish it was 2023 and I was about to go to NYC to meet pirates and we were watching season 2 for the first time and I still knew how to write 😭😭😭 I miss the old days so much 😭😭😭

Save the date! OFMD in Theaters (PNW edition) will be happening March 9-10, 2026. Cost per person will likely be around $50 (to help cover the cost of the rental). If cost is a barrier to you attending, we can work something out! More details coming soon.