I feel pretty good about the beer cheese dip I made today.

For fuck's sake, they are digging down far enough to mine hell for its suffering.

sneaking around the neighborhood at night, slapping stickers that say "I bought this after Elon begged to go to the wildest party at Pedophile Island" on every last Tesla I find

You don't "gotta hand it to" Melinda Gates, but at least she managed to clear the bar of "I don't want to be associated with that pedophile guy, so I'm out."

Always curious if I got blocked because of my politics or my attitude towards Generative AI/LLMs.

very excited to have my response included in the latest Boston Review forum against Democratic moderation! here it is, my best argument for why Dems shouldn't "moderate" on transgender rights & LGBTQ issues more generally (as they are inextricably linked): www.bostonreview.net/forum/how-no...

Oh my god they found Jimmy Antifa.

She's not lying!

We didn't say body cams on ICE. Their murders are already on video. We said no more ICE.

@nevadawolf.bsky.social Not sure how interested you are in archaeology and debunking pseudoscience, but as a fellow Nevadan I think it's pretty cool. youtu.be/bFA4z4v-ng4?...

The Democratic party really needs to learn the axiom that it's much easier to get people excited for someone than it is to make them vote against someone bad, because they have been trying to float this guy as the frontunner despite his massive unpopularity

My confession: as a person with a sweet tooth, I like blue raspberry.

Some tips on what to do if, hypothetically speaking, you are in danger of being exposed to CS gas. For instance, if someone were (hypothetically) in a situation where a group might start using substances for crowd control. youtube.com/shorts/f4s65...

"Why you bring the kids?" WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU OKAY WITH KIDS GETTING HURT AT A FUCKING PEACEFUL PROTEST

Jesus, that girl reminds me of my daughter. I fucking hate this.

God damn it Richard

"moot is in the epstein files" is the completely true sentence that has finally convinced me this is all an extremely stupid simulation and that we're all being used to power a robot overlord's game gear or something

Some good advice from ophthalmologist @glaucomflecken.bsky.social on how to handle getting pepper spray in your eyes. youtube.com/shorts/z4dy0...

Most pranks I’ve seen just feel really mean-spirited to me. The only good ones I can remember are the ones that go surreal instead of stressing someone out or pissing them off.

Conformity to what's expected drains so much joy from life. I see it in conformity of relationship/marriage expectations too when it comes to independently enjoying hobbies and supporting each other's interests. So many non-queer couples seem to feel that should just stop for whatever reason?

"But the dwarves got too greedy, dug too deep, nutted too fast."

I’m seriously digging on this one.

"Parent's rights" one of the most insidious ideas out there, parents don't have rights they have responsibilities. Children are people not property.

Washington at Valley Forge 🎶 Bitter cold but up spoke George 🎵 Said vo-doe-de-o, vo-doe-de-o, doe 🪕

If a taco is a kind of sandwich, does that put birria tacos in the French dip family?

this is very much not the core of the issue. we tolerate all sorts of biological advantages and disadvantages in sports. the real fundamental question here is: why is this one different than the others?

Maybe even more to the point, if this is an issue (and frankly, to a lot of people, it is), it’s one where the status quo ante actually has worked quite well for a long time.

Went to the gym this morning for the first time in quite a while and my legs are yelling at me.

Hope some Delta Green keepers are peeping this.

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'

Was trying to figure out what the IGOTAHW meant on the license plate in front of me. My Rosetta Stone was the “Hot Wives Matter” sticker on the rear window.

Well said. The anti-trans movement is an anti-science movement.

historically accurate☑️

wow really helpful, thank you new york times

This explains so much. People with psychopathic traits and low cognitive ability are over-represented in online political activity. If someone is being cruel, obnoxious and ridiculous, don't try to reason with them. Chances are you won't get anywhere. Just block. www.nature.com/articles/s41...

"guestreservations dot com" is the worst site, they make a subdomain for every hotel so it's like name-of-hotel[.]guestreservations[.]com and they buy google ads so that they come up as the first result when you search for that hotel's name, and you mistakenly think it's the hotel's official website

I've literally tripped over my own foot before. Not a shoelace, my own foot.

For fuck's sake, this is some vile shit.

Happy New Year from the US Pacific Time Zone.

*dril voice* you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it" to the Nazi High Command

i am losing my mind over this listing that staged a condemned philly trap house with AI

It's extremely on-brand for Oregon Trail that as soon as I got this ornament home I dropped it on the floor and had to glue it back together.

“I diagnose you with gear brain” I’m going to have to keep that one in my pocket. That’s good.

Ah, made a “Type 2” joke to the aunt who I just realized has foot and circulation issues. Merry Christmas.

God damnit.

Not sure if it counts as "choosing the dog" if the dog is the only one who can stand your presence.

Yup. The idea is *everyone* should have the necessities of life.

I have a joke about Echo, but you’ve probably heard it before.

I’ve always liked “Clinton Goes Back In Time, Teams Up With Golden-Age Clinton.” Mix of absurdity and pop-culture reference.