“I am obsessed with French pancakes. I traveled all over France, trying recipes and collecting different flavors. My menu is is based entirely around French pancakes. And this obsession is why I have named my restaurant - The Crepe-ist.”

Holy crap, that’s the actual quote.

Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate

The birds love it when I come out and refill the feeder. But if they flew in the house to get more seed, they would instantly be lost and scared.

Seems like it should be bigger news that Sam Altman is being sued for raping his own sister when she was a child

Gonna have some cold brew tomorrow.

I'm not sure if arguing "those are just technicalities" is a great strategy in front of the Supreme Court.

Question for Australian friends, from a Yank: Is Bundaberg Lemon, Lime & Bitters an acceptable version of the drink if I've never had one?

Anti-trans people get chuckwalla-ed.

DOO EEET!

“Look, I have my faults…” “…but?” “Oh, that’s it. I’m just faulty.”

This story is insane. Married an American, arrested at her greencard interview, flown out of state, nearly killed multiple times when her diabetes was ignored and then mistreated. When she finally got out? Found out her credit card had been used illegally. www.daylightsandiego.org/san-diego-wo...

DEAR BLUESKY: WE DON'T WANT ATTIE, WE WANT AN EDIT BUTTON WE DON'T WANT ATTIE - WE REVILE AI & "VIBE-CODING" AND REALIZE ALL "AI" / LLM TECH IS BUILT ON THEFT AND DEPLETES RESOURCES WE WANT TO BE ABLE TO DISCOVER THINGS HERE ORGANICALLY WITH *HUMAN,* NOT MACHINE-ASSISTED LLM INTERACTIONS

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

@cinemaminddavid.bsky.social Just watched Pleasant Inn via Alter and it was great! Thank you for making it.

i dream of a day, and i think it's not a crazy dream, where the united states discovers anew the concept of, "regulation"

Awesome! One of my kiddo’s PokéStop submissions was accepted.

America: guy in the parking lot of the supermarket was wearing a “bullets are faster than 911” shirt and had a little stepstool in the rear cab of his lifted truck that he brought out and placed at the passenger door so his wife could get in.

The mere fact that used books would be sold and bartered and lended out until they literally fell apart, meant you would eventually come across it no matter where you were or how much money you had. For a while, any poor kid could assemble a whole library of battered paperbacks.

Just replaced the garbage disposal and feeling handy.

This itself is incredibly cool, but I also LOVE visiting secret worlds. If I'm a passenger and I see an unmarked building or a business name I don't know I'll do an online search for it just to find out the kind of stuff they do. I'll also look up office parks for their listings.

The Shrek Of The Edmund Fitzgerald

I bought this set and it was absolutely worth it. Very atmospheric/evocative photographs. They're even just great to look at, especially if you like fog, late-sunset silhouettes, and liminal spaces. Highly recommended! Thanks for putting it out there, @spacetwinks.bsky.social!

It’s possible that I have seen more live stand-up comedy than I’ve seen live music.

I understand why it didn’t continue, but I would love to see some kind of retrotech setting where toaster development kept on the lines of mechanically flipping the bread. youtube.com/shorts/WYGc1...

If the McDonald’s employees weren’t on step 895 of cleaning the soft-serve machine, they’d be mad.

Dave Thomas always did a little nod to the camera in his commercials like “yeah, this is the stuff.” You knew he was for real.

2am: implosion

The skeleton of the Eastside Cannery hotel and casino, about 1:50 am.

@spacemacchiato.bsky.social This bad boy literally just got delivered. Looking forward to tearing through this.

How I arrived on Bluesky

Is there such a thing as a person who I can pay to teach me how to use a planner effectively and coach me on learning how to plan stuff?

And your knees while you're running errands.

Quick online search and it looks like I have house finches at the feeder this morning.

May your path be a little gentler, May your troubles be a little lesser, And may your dreams be a little sweeter. Good night.

Fuck cancer. Jesus Christ. It's treatable, but not curable...

Local woman swallows a fly for unknown reasons. You won’t BELIEVE what happens next!

A mall anniversary is a cheesy event, but there’s a high school marching band, free canvas totes, and there will be comments by a city councilwoman and our federal representative. I’m honestly vibing with it more than I anticipated. Be cheesy sometimes.

A great short video on the hidden insidiousness of ICE buying up warehouse space around the country, from Generic Art Dad. In short: puts them under federal jurisdiction, making it much harder for local governments to fight them. youtube.com/shorts/smrYx...

You know your local place has good coffee when you forget to put sweetener in it and drink it anyway because it’s still tasty.

Random D&D idea: Expedition to the Elemental Plane of Air in a ship where the sails have been replaced with a giant balloon. Everyone aboard wears a harness with a safety line and the safety line connects to a series of rails around the ship. (1 of 2)

New Game+ Comic Relief Pirate of Pedants Genericized Madmartigan

stop calling us nazis just because we are invalidating IDs and rounding people up based on their skin color and putting them in concentration camps and sending them off to foreign gulags and using all that nazi imagery and banning books and dont forget about all the pedophilia. so just stop alright

My reflexes: Ah! Sound of a giant bee! Reality: a hummingbird.

If I have one for breakfast, I'll split it in half and smush-fry it.

The Gen X urge to hold out for a hero from the morning til night.

McDonald’s sausage and egg biscuit.

Who Moved My Shitpost? @michaelhobbes.bsky.social , you should get in on this.