This is fucking monstrous.

Sunday roast is lovely, especially with a nice Yorkshire pudding. I think it's better for me *personally* that I don't have a huge dinner every weekend, however, because I'd probably end up like Mr. Creosote from Monty Python's Meaning of Life.

For the holiday season, I relived the magical journey of Uggams the Potato. youtu.be/N611nsAr7_I?...

I tend to be in awe at people who do performance for a living. Not just because of the amount of dedication to training and practice involved, but also because I don't know how well I would do at a job where I was responsible for my own marketing an publicity.

@theotherhappyplace.bsky.social Biggity boop, got this from Zoop.

My getaway vehicle

Trump's domestic Gestapo raided a job site, then handcuffed a US citizen born in Raleigh NC -- even after being shown the guy's REAL ID, which is only available to US citizens and LPRs CBP+ICE will ignore your identifying documents when it suits their racism www.newsobserver.com/news/local/a...

"What if the world was made of pudding."

Flight attendant: “can the folks who this is their last flight let the 11 people making connections get off first so they can make their planes on time?” Then when we’re stopped at the gate, way more than 11 people start grabbing their stuff and standing in the aisle. Pack of dicks.

People stopped doing The Bouncer voice?

Guy who looks like an evil martial artist from an 80s movie might also be an evil chiropractor.

People watching in a bar: a lot of guys kind of shouting in each other’s faces.

Half a boozy milkshake at The Hamilton.

Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers

This morning was my first day back at the gym in quite a while and I feel it already. Two-story house will be hell tomorrow. I think most people would have ended their membership if they weren't going on the regular, but my ADHD ass kept it because I knew I'd be going back *someday.*

There should also be the option to get a refresher on the controls.

A togglable "I'm an adult with kids and a job" feature that assumes you only get to play once a week, and dumps a summary of what you were last doing/your current objectives in a corner tooltip on loading a save.

heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.

Glad I just happened to come across this, looks like my meds are from a different manufacturer. Reposting for visibility, thanks @usili.bsky.social !

Pregnancy became far more dangerous in Texas after the state banned abortion, according to our analysis, which found the sepsis rate for women hospitalized as they miscarried in the 2nd trimester shot up by more than 50%. (Published February)

I thought that name sounded familiar. Yup, the anti-trust former Federal Trade chair. She's a great get!

I wish "The Audacity of Hope" wasn't already taken, because this is hopeful as hell and I'd love to see it get developed.

Going to be in DC in a couple weeks, talking about information models with board games as an example. If you're in the knowledge management/information field, check it out! #TaxoBC And if it helps, here's a code for $100 off your registration: secure.infotoday.com/RegForms/KMW...

@sandypuggames.bsky.social Just got my copy last night. This is a *beautiful* book, I'm looking forward to going through it. Thanks!

Carve some smiles :) 🎃🩸

Based on nothing but vibes, but it feels like too many men look for other people to tell them what a "real" man is instead of making a choice for themselves what kind of man they aspire to be. And then they find dudes who have this completely disordered definition of manliness.

Change one letter, ruin a candy Slickers B&Ms Shittles

every one of these "ai guy shows off ai" videos feels like the parks and rec "oh yeah well could a depressed person do this"

Yes. The right to your opinion doesn’t automatically give you the right to have anyone take it seriously.

Double feature tonight. Just finished the original Fright Night, Texas Chainsaw 2 is next.

Screening of The ‘Burbs with Joe Dante! My favorite part of the Q and A was answering a question about the making of Gremlins 2. “I made a movie that’s about how you shouldn’t make a sequel to Gremlins.”

Overcast morning, just started to rain. A minute ago there was a REALLY close blast of thunder.

Recently heard someone say that any analysis of fascism that doesnt include the psychosexual element is not worth considering and every day it becomes more painfully obvious how true that is

Goddamn this hits hard.

“I’m just a bunch of kids in a group chat.”

Asswipes keep ruining good shit for us.

Ah, Moby Dick.

I feel weird seeing myself in remote work meetings; I move around a lot and have the occasional snack.

Confession: I think it’s cool that the garbage truck has a giant mechanical hand that grabs the bins and empties them into the truck.

Last-minute decision to hit up the local indie theater and catch Halloween 3 on the big screen.

It's officially October 1st so that means you all have to repost Assorted cheese hell.....yes

EVERYONE STOP EVERYTHING Mychal the Librarian is hosting the Reading Rainbow revival!!! reactormag.com/reading-rain...

Every team me I hear about medbeds all I can think of is the anime Roujin Z, where a robot hospital bed with the ability to incorporate other machines into itself is trying to get an old man to the beach.

In a remote work meeting right now and one of the attendees has probably the most awesome name I've ever seen.

The car I drive is a beat up 2010. Until I owned it, I had no idea how passionate some people are about offering dent repair services in supermarket parking lots at night. Tonight the guy also offered to buy the car (which I was putting groceries into) for twenty bucks.

...apparently he tweeted about it several days ago. it seems weird that The Economist purposely hid his name from readers. unless of course they knew that readers might already be aware of Jəsse's long history of bias on this issue...

Some pictures from Seward Park, taken yesterday.

Trash, recycling, and the mysterious third hole. #thirdholemystery

In Seattle for a work trip. Yesterday I managed to get some cheese curds from Beecher’s and a couple books from Left Bank.

Taking light rail right now, more places should have this.