Session 1 of my dnd campaign tonight

Interesting that Trump would issue a speak English executive order today when his Oval Office remarks were likely first written in Russian.

Department Of Getting Eliminated

"With some the word liberty may mean for each man to do as he pleases with himself, and the product of his labor; while with others the same word may mean for some men to do as they please with other men, and the product of other men's labor." - Lincoln (April 18, 1864)

Democrats aren’t gonna do shit they’re gonna keep their jobs so they can continue insider trading and occasionally release some strongly worded messages to trump so they can keep tricking blue maga to think they’re opposing the republicans at all

Blatantly rigged

Weird all the wishy washy penalties start flying with the Bills on defense

Kansas City Cheats

The Kansas City Refs

The refs just handed them this. This is so fucked up.

I truly don’t know what constitutes as a catch in the NFL. …except that it always is a benefit to the Chiefs.

Big ol flop

McGovern didn't snap the ball fast enough. Not a flag in KC....

Go Bills

It’s game day GO BILLS

Any of you out there have a sibling who's a fuckup? And you love them, and you remember all the awesome things about them and sometimes they're still super cool but then, yeah, fuckup. You're still gonna be there for them but sometimes it's weary-making. That's what it's like to be Canadian.

I think my most used Simpson quote is a variation on “poor predictable Bart” but no one ever picks up on it

@maureenkosse.bsky.social your handle made me choke on my coffee in laughter thanks 😂

My ultimate dnd fantasy is casting comprehend languages to do comparative linguistics

I am excited to watch playoff football

Anyone down to hunt some vampires with us later tn?

the buccaneers are one team i would not want to play in the postseason. i'm not in football shape, i don't have anywhere near the skill set that would be necessary, i don't belong to a team, and i would have to play them by myself. under no circumstances would i be interested in that matchup

The pageantry of the Poptart Bowl proves the people yearn for ritual sacrifice

Damn RIP in peace ill always love “I Want Candy”

Derrick Henry fighting his own team to get down field

Baker hitting the 🤌 in the end zone is priceless 😂

Another blatant Mahomes bailout by the refs

Started Bucky Iriving on my fantasy team. He’s been tackled at the 1yd line TWICE now lol

Would you go on a double date with a brother and sister (consider only the non-incest permutations for your respective gender preferences)?

Don’t get high on your own supply

Going to Buffalo IntL airport to hand out these flyers to anyone in chiefs gear:

Emergent ESL student asked if going to work every day was a “habit” and my brain sputtered for a second. How would you’ve responded?

I will never ever ever cheer or root for a player to get injured. But I will say that I have absolutely zero sympathy for Harrison Butker.

PHI - WAS GB - CHI BUF - KC BAL - PIT Battle for TX Is this the best week in the NFL so far??

In linguistics I’d say “Universal” In ESL I’d say “workforce”

In case the Speaker insists Stuff takes it down. #nzpol

Annette Müllender. #Magritte #Trump

as horrible as it is theres something darkly comic about the Department of Efficiency having 2 chairmen

I got in trouble in magic school. I wrote a really good paper, but didn't give proper credit to the hot lady mage whose work I referenced. Folks, you gotta cite your sorceress

Libraries are precious and beautiful and must be defended

Do you think Bluesky would’ve bullied raygun into retiring from break dancing like Twitter did 😞

No Keon Coleman for the Chiefs week :/ and the writing on the wall suggests no Amari Cooper either. Possibly no Dalton Kincaid. Who’ll step up this week?

For everyone coming over from the dark place, a good start: go.bsky.app/8uY8xcS

I’m excited for the game tomorrow, but not feeling great about our run defense. Especially up against hungry JT #BillsMafia Who’s gonna step up?

Please keep this space Le'Veon Bell, Dez Bryant and Antonio Brown free

Topics in Linguistics: ❤️Conceptual Metaphor Theory 🧡Language Acquisition (esp aESL) 💛Semantics-Pragmatics interface 💚Etymology (esp PIE) 💙Sociolinguistics 💜Psycholinguistics 🩷Romance Languages 🤍Neurolinguistics 🩶Regional Varieties of English