Pam Bondi now has the opportunity to do the funniest thing anyone has ever done

Every Democrat should refuse to vote to confirm any Trump appointee, on the grounds that Trump is an insurrectionist against the United States, and therefore is not a legitimate president, and therefore is incapable of appointing anyone to anything.

Bondi spent all that money on Ozempic and what did it even get her?

Okay man yeah we get it. Nuclear weapons. You gonna kill five figures of American boys on Kharg Island because you’re embarrassed or what. You’re not even funny tonight. This shit sucks

This is kinda scary. He's clearly not well.

Just riffing here now. Cool.

Trump's corner man is panicking

What is this bitch talking about?

Here we go with this mofo.

I bet having diarrhea in space would be really terrible.

NASA is honestly one of the greatest things humans have ever created, the stuff of math and dreams

"Better things aren't possible." Winning political message, bud.

I want some of whatever that guy's on because LOL

part of the reason i am pretty skeptical of them actually trying to do this is that iran has been reading the same leaks about this that we have for weeks, and have had *ample* time to prepare for it

LOL rented a Pacifica once and my wife loved it so much she almost bought one when we got back home.

They keep talking about a land invasion, but there's no place safe enough to mass the troops for that. A D-Day style invasion would be a bloodbath.

Not listening but does Sauer still have that shitty voice?

An all-time banger. I had a few too many at a bar in Provincetown and nearly put my name down on the karaoke list to do this song. I didn't do it, but I *could* have hit those notes!

Is this Ride Too Close To Your Boy Day? Because it feels like Ride Too Close To Your Boy Day.

Enjoy your hole in the ground, ya wet bitch.

dropping this opinion on the trans day of visibility lmao these fucking assholes

Someone came up with this idea. Then that person’s boss okayed it. Then a whole bunch of other people began to put this into action. Who the hell are these people? How thoroughly poisoned does an operation have to be to get to this point?

The key to understanding Trump II is that it’s an administration predicated on doing a national murder-suicide for the crime of embarrassing Trump in 2020

This somehow is the music running through my mind a good 60% of the time.

To be played in court in a not so distant future.

Wait, I'm sorry. Is she saying this shit out loud? In front of a microphone?

Local Bully Calls Timeout After Opponent Has Hands

He won't. Does that help?

Going down a rabbit hole of these sandwich videos (tbh I hate that it's the Times doing these), but this one about a Dominican couple running a Caribbean restaurant just outside Times Square is the best advertisement for the American Dream you could ever hope for.

HE HOPED

Watching a video about a sub shop in Philly and just getting emotionally overwhelmed (and also hungry).

This is something you say only if you are completely ignorant about what healthcare costs. The fact that no advisor has been willing or able to explain this to him says a lot about him, his administration, and the credulity of the mainstream media (which should be calling him on this nonsense)

imagine the Pope personally calling you a fake bitch who's going to hell lol

US getting outplayed in every aspect of the game.

Many people are saying it.

This morning's reading. These prices cannot be beat.

Walking thru the “Ultra Normie” No Kings rally in my extremely rural, white town and there are Patagonia wearing moms carrying signs that say “DEAD PEDOPHILES DONT REOFFEND” and “ICE GETS THE WALL” and I hi fived an old guy with a sign that said MY DADDY FOUGHT NAZIS AND SO WILL I” this is wild

I swear to Christ has no one paid attention to the last 75 years of warfare?

Had to hold up at the intersection this morning while 3 nice old ladies with walkers crossed the street to the No Kings protest in Watertown Square. It was 34 degrees out.

The Houthis have entered the chat

I don’t love being in a society where you can sell enough pillows to do meaningful damage to democracy or sell enough children’s books to do a genocide or sell enough chicken sandwiches to abolish gay marriage That all seems like a ridiculous way to do society to me

Mike Johnson:

Vida Blue.

👍

pwned

This morning's riding music. Did I listen to this today because it was the last thing I listened to last night? Perhaps.

Tonight’s killer Shoresy line: “Put a sweater on, Fish. Tight clothes at the gym’s for broads.”