RIP legend. youtu.be/fjW5f7i5EwE?...

Someone in the NFL scheduling office LOVES putting the Cowboys catching an ass-kicking in the prestige time slots.

Kelly green Eagles 4 ever.

Flacolol.

Well my country is run by a fascist regime, our economy is going to send the entire world into a depression in the next 3 years and ruin countless lives, but at least my football club is getting their ass beat at halftime.

Even I think this is a bad idea.

Never thought I'd voluntarily watch a Fulham-Sunderland match, but here we are.

MFer got arrested while under *house arrest* and I'm dying here.

He’s renting Mississippi Masala to watch tonight.

trump is, first and foremost, a starfucker

Trump gonna be answering the call to prayer at this rate.

You know it smell crazy in there.

This is, frankly, how Extremely Normal People get radicalized against ICE.

Share this one far and wide, and if I can make it up there this weekend, I will. (Bedford, NH)

Life goal achieved: saw Marshall Crenshaw play “2541” live. He also played other songs.

be cool if these guys died in prison

Not saying this isn't bad, but the screenshot is totally bereft of context. No time or date, and no idea what it's in response to.

An unbelievable number of dudes call my office sounding exactly like HAL 9000. Unnerving.

Looking real good, boss.

Oooooookay....

Hey! This guy is a doctor and knows better! He's totally lying!

This morning's riding music. Amazingly, I've never listened to these guys. Absolutely unassailable vibes on "Autopsy" and "A Sailor's Life."

427-1. What an ass-kicking.

Gross. Counting the days until The Headline.

Ah, his social filter's starting to break down.

Oh they’re cooked

He sounds sick as hell and I wonder what it must be like to have the entire world rooting for the worst every time you cough.

Was this case ever really viable tho?

What's Cheryl Hines up to you suppose?

Thanks Premier League News.

A real "do you think wrestling is real?" test

Nope. Stand for something or fall for anything.

Right, if someone asks you this, your response should be to raise your eyebrows as high as possible, blink twice in an exaggerated fashion and then say slowly, "I'm sorry ... are you asking me why we should *care* about a sex trafficking ring of pedophiles that apparently includes the president?"

RIP to Kai's mentions.

Overjoyed that this dogshit game is going to overtime.

When I was growing up college football coaches looked like insurance salesman. Now they all look like youth pastors and I don't know man.

LeBron James voiced his opinion on the incident involving a Texas state trooper at the Gamecocks-Aggies game. The state trooper was "relieved of his game day assignment.” www.nytimes.com/athletic/681...

Caligula thinks this room is a bit much.

Statement from the Texas Department of Public Safety: "The DPS Trooper involved has been sent home from the game. DPS’ Office of Inspector General (OIG) is also aware of the incident and will be further looking into the matter." Story on the Nyck Harbor incident: www.nytimes.com/athletic/681...

Legit what's he trying to accomplish here?

"Stochastic terrorism for me, but not for thee."

This is the wife's positive test btw. She is now barricaded in the bedroom.

We love sleeping on the couch, don't we, folks?

Not to get all Sun Tzu on it, but when the enemy is weak and divided amongst itself, you do not relieve the enemy by allowing their partisans into your camp. You drive them closer together, force them into tighter company, and intensify their conflict.

Fenway Health caving to Trump administration bigotry is shameful, not strategy.

Joke's on him though because those prices are never coming back down no matter what he does.

The Die Work Wear guy just laughing his ass off right now.

"We're going to be Streisanding more strongly and powerfully than ever."

For this 157th week in a row the wife and I have made it to Friday only to find that we have absolutely no food left in the house.

Either the big man purchased a thesaurus recently, or he did not write this himself.