Just turned on No Country and chanced upon the scene of the dog swimming in the river to chase Josh Brolin and that would be my nightmare right there.

“Don’t let them have the show” is a line that goes HARD.

Played Siamese Dream on a portable speaker yesterday while I was shoveling and, baby, that album still rips. youtu.be/K79LRBXJOqM?...

Bringing in Homan, a drunk Dick Tracy villain, isn’t gonna make things any better.

They lost some time ago and have been looking for a way out with a fig leaf of dignity. Which will not be extended to their henchmen

Belated shout-out to the crew using a snow blower outside my bedroom window at 3:30 this morning. I would have been pissed even if they were working on my driveway, which they were not.

It seems like there was some sort of backroom/group-chat consensus this morning to make Noem the public fall guy for Minneapolis. They understand they're losing and are desperate for a "narrative change"

Looking for an exit ramp.

It’s not impossible for Stafford to win this here.

Backbreaking reception there.

What a game, man. Football is the fucking best. Also fuck ICE

oh I didn’t realize they threatened to tear gas the restaurant, because OF COURSE THEY DID

Dog documentary I'm watching w/kids: These animals can operate machines, smell cancer, & read our emotions. Their brains/physiology have evolved to mirror ours. They are perfect companions. Cat doc: Cats are murderers who, with years of training, may jump through a hoop. My kids: I WANT A CAT

I will not rest until the die workwear guy weighs in on those pants.

Again:

Oh, were they summarily executed in the street?

Holy shit. Not meant as a pun.

What a game (pejorative)

lmao, everyone in the building trying to balance not ruining the moment of silence with the desire to be the first to yell “Fuck Ice!”

NFL crossover event with The Revenant.

This game’s gone full Stalingrad

Try throwing the ball past the first down marker, guy.

Yes.

Maye turning back into a pumpkin here.

Real heads know.

Not used to defending the NYT but that’s not what’s happening.

I know this is a joke but one of the worst features of this administration is they make you feel guilty for having a good time.

We’re lucky that they are incredibly bad at politics. (for however long this remains a strictly political problem)

Check out this nerd shit (extremely complimentary).

Jalen Brunson looks like a Cabbage Patch Doll.

A lot of people should have a very justifiable fear of eating out here in these streets at this time is all I’m saying

The secret police force is pre-funded for the next three years thanks to republicans reconciliation bill. Social security checks will stop going out a couple of years before ICE runs into funding shortages. It does nobody any good not to stare the actual challenges in the face.

Just staggered by the complete moral void of not even *pretending* to wait for more information before pivoting to “the opponent of the state deserved it.” It is so insanely depraved. Soulless.

Trying to avoid the minute-by-minute drip of info, but this seems eminently plausible.

Not about to break my "don't watch murders" rule.

NFL Hall of Famer Alan Page protesting in Minneapolis today. Alan was a Minnesota Viking and is a retired Justice of the Minnesota Supreme Court. #MinnesotaStrong

Wild how many people have taken the bait from this obvious troll.

"We've lost Rod the Mod, sir."

Wanted to turn my brain off last night and watch the dumbest show I could find so I picked a random episode of the new Hawaii Five-O show.

They messed with Texas Monthly’s James Beard Award-winning senior taco editor (truly one of the best job titles in journalism) www.sacurrent.com/news/texas-n...

in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today

Good on St. Pauli’s President but like y’all not soccer people need to understand this is in keeping with the politics of St. Pauli which are notable for being distinctly more left than the mainstream of German soccer. It’s their calling card and most prominent feature as a club.

As an epileptic: seizures fucking blow, can be incredibly dangerous, and have long-term negative health impacts. Do not render aid to ICE pigs having seizures. Let them cook.

if you see a pig choking on his tongue, no you didn't

CNN just casually dropping a blatant racist in the story with no context. Cool. www.cnn.com/2026/01/23/p...

Let’s fucking gooooo bsky.app/profile/winn...

LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOO!

[lips pressed directly on mic] yes

"My mommy says I'm the handsomest boy in the class."

Already have my heart set on a three-day weekend because of the storm, and if for some reason I have to work on Monday I'm going to be crushed.