Shockingly timely plot

This is an all-timer in headlines where the use of the passive voice obscures a VERY SERIOUS PROBLEM with the basic premise of the story

For much of the show, each episode takes place over the course of a single day. If you watch one per day, you can see what happens to Twin Peaks in real time

To all who celebrate

Never in a million years did I ever fathom when I resurrected the Epstein story in 2018 that it would lead to first arrest of a British Royal in four centuries. Not since King Charles I was arrested in 1647. open.substack.com/pub/jkbjourn...

Like these are people who tore apart the country to get to openly say “pussy” and “retard” at work again. What do you think they want to openly call trans people again? How do you think they see us?

Splitters!

I remember the shame, the mockery, the social exclusion. High-school Jill never thought this day would come. An Olympian who plays magic cards

It’s good. I’m subscribed.

"We would have lost so much if we'd driven him away" is the justification. But we lost all those girls. We lost the women they would have become. We lost the work they would have done. Why was his future work so much more valuable than theirs?

Come on people. Have some self respect

He’s always been like this, it’s just that dementia is eroding his ability to decide who to show it to

Without today’s social norms, who could even say that drugging and raping a 13-year old girl was wrong? The guy who fled America to avoid charges for it still makes films!

Folks this headline is misleading: they mean they themselves are in the files, not that they now that see their view of trans women came from Jeffrey Epstein

Drives me bananas

A bollard probably saved my life once. This account truly appreciates them

I don't disagree with the people mocking his appearance, but, I follow his posting compulsively and this is the best he's looked in years

Am I awake? Is this real life?

I hope the whiny fucking pissbabies fucking whining for a decade about how the left would cause “struggle sessions” are prepared to experience Chairman von Schitzenpants’ Huge Leap Forward

Troublemaker is my middle name.

I like saying “Woody Allen is married to his stepdaughter whom he met when she was ten” It’s not quite factually accurate, but the people who will correct the details will show that they’ll cover for anything “Technically he never married her mother” ah, then who can say what he’s like *really*

Lol I just tried this and my phone thought I was asking it to translate between dialects of English and refused

Ok, so look, I get that you were willing to let the anti-trans activism from these hack grifters skate by as "controversial ideas," but can we at least exile them now that they're in the Epstein files?

And the wildest part is who he sent the link *to*

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This is like the “let that sink in” of vertical integration puns

Worst Feyd Rautha Casting Ever

After being held in two of them as a boy, I fought for decades urging America to never again build concentration camps and put human beings in them. It breaks my heart to watch this happen twice now in my own lifetime.

I mean, yeah. It is insurgency because I guess what we call insurgency overseas is often also just people trying to defend their neighbors from invaders who hate them.

This is like how the other nazis thought they were wizards. Corollary of the Jock-creep theory

I’ve been warning for years about the terf pipeline to the far right, but even I didn’t predict Graham linehan squirting so far down that pipe that he’s doing pro-ICE posting

If Europe keeps hating Americans the Americans might even resort to wearing Canadian flags on their backpacks

“Defund the Police” is like “basket of deplorables.” The problem wasn’t these framings, it was abandoning them

They let him drive

Just completely flabbergasting, watching no-one care about this. It’s not a conspiracy theory when you have open records of people conspiring against you

My dad said exactly this shit, multiple times, about how I would become a teenager soon and start to hate him for no reason So I can picture the insecure sneer on Bowles’ face as she wrote this. Like the love of her children, which she fears she’ll never have, is probably sour grapes anyway

If we impeach trump, we don’t have to stick with anyone! Wtf do you think impeachment is?????

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

That judge name is still a jump scare for me. Anyone else remember how Microsoft was going to be broken up?

I think “a masked paramilitary squad is being sent in to US cities to kidnap people and send them to concentration camps” is the kind of thing that helps elect people everywhere in America

WHAT THE F*CK HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS WAS JACOB TIEERNEY

Wait is there a National Security Presidential Memorandum for Order 66?

I left.

“Someone was mean to me about trans people” transphobe origin story undefeated

ICYMI: This piece of mine published late last night

Unbelievably demeaning and gross to hear Brett Kavanaugh talk about teenage girls

You won’t regret it

Stuff is F’ed up and BS