This is his "I'd like to discuss dinner options" face. #Caturday #cats #catsofbluesky

Every time somebody uncovers REAL election fraud, it's always a Republican who did it.

"Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel isn't the Promised Land. Sometimes it's just New Jersey." -Jon Stewart

Getting ready to give out the prizes for the office #FatBearWeek bracket contest!

Portlandia 💙💙💙👏🏼👏🏼

JFC! Are there ANY Republicans who aren't pedophiles? Imagine being sexually attracted to a twelve year old child. Or making excuses for someone who is.

Some of us were talking about both subjects before it was cool.

Miami-Dade Community College donated land worth $67M for the #trumplibrary, likely to include a hotel. “It should have been a giant expansion of Miami Dade College with the presidential library as part of it,” Covin said. “That’s what it should have been. Miami Dade College just dropped the ball.”

I'm sure that this extravagant pledge to guarantee the security of Qatar wasn't a quid pro quo for the "free" 747 or motivated to protect the enormous Trump golf resort Donald is being paid to build in that country. Probably all about protecting American interests—KIDDING! (BTW, it looks so tacky.)

Albany, are you watching?

Federal Government Shutdown EXECUTIVE SUMMARY:

Dem Says Mike Johnson Is Delaying Her Swearing-In to Prevent Epstein Vote - Rolling Stone apple.news/A-mSaR8N5RVS...

When reality hits.

So, Pete Hegseth flew out all those Generals to describe his Grinder profile? No fats no fems?

Hegseth fires general officers and JAGs, cracks down on dissenting views in military, orders killing civilians at sea without legal rationale, calls generals to Quantico to demand loyalty. Trump deploys troops to U.S. cities. "What are Trump and Hegseth up to? It's a mystery!"

Raskin: "It's not lost on anyone that shutting the government down allows them not swear in our new colleague, Ms Grijalva from Arizona, who would be the 218th signature to discharge the Epstein files and to put a vote on that on the House floor."

So Trump is sending the Department of War to American cities and Hegseth has commanded his generals to "draw fire." And Republicans are absolutely fine with this.

This keeps me up at night. In #Queens we have Flushing Meadows Corona Park, site of the 1939 and 1964 Worlds Fairs, and on any warm weekend day, it is packed with families and individuals enjoying wholesome outdoor activities. The thought of ICE swarming the park horrifies me. We need a plan.

NEW: Rachel Maddow drops unseen bodycam footage of feds coordinating the arrest of Newark Mayor Baraka. I REPEAT: the feds ordered his arrest even though he wasn’t breaking any laws. Federal agent: “We are arresting the mayor right now per the Deputy Attorney General of the United States.”

The stone age didn't end because we ran out of rocks. It ended because there were better things to make tools out of. We don't need to wait until we burn up all the coal to move on to better energy sources.

1 transgender shooter GOP: "We must institutionalize all transgenders!" 47,209 white male shooters GOP: "This is the cost of freedom."

Why are the flags not being flown at half-staff for the victims of this weekend's multiple mass shootings? Why has POTUS not made a public address in their honor & condemned the violence? Where is the wall-to-wall coverage by the media? Apparently, their lives mean less than a podcaster’s.

A crypto bro did not like my Beanie Babies joke. I will need some time to reflect and reconsider my life choices. Thank you for your understanding during this difficult time.

This is now the second attempted terrorist attack on the LGBTQ community in a week as "revenge" for Charlie Kirk. This follows an attempted mass shooting of a gay bar in Arizona. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

First thing I thought of was this: m.imdb.com/title/tt0082...

Got in some park bench sitting time today. #Queens #FMCP

So far today, Chuck Schumer has said his strategy for preventing Trump sending troops into blue cities is to win over Republican senators (!) while Hakeem Jeffries praised Eric Adams's courage and authenticity (!!) while refusing to endorse Mamdani. Again. These two gotta go.

Dining out.

You used your economic power to bring Kimmel back. Now use it to support union workers at Starbucks. #boycottStarbucks until they learn to respect the right of workers to choose collective bargaining.

The same guy telling you Portland is war-ravaged, told you Mexico was going to pay for the wall and people were eating your pets in Ohio.

George Hardy, last of the Tuskegee Airmen's World War II combat pilots, dies at 100

The South Korean Ministry of Defense has awarded medals of merit to 11 officers for disobeying direct orders of superiors during the martial law fiasco, orders that they deemed to be contrary to the constitution and endangerment to democracy. www.chosun.com/english/nati...

It’s a test, Microsoft, and we’re all watching.

Comey's been indicted by a grand jury. That means he can run for president on the Republican ticket now, right?

Dah dah dah dah, feelin' groovy! Crossing the 59th Street Bridge at night. #Queens #NYC

“Seattle’s Starbucks Reserve Roastery on Capitol Hill is closing, according to a company memo. The sudden closure comes days after the store’s unionized workers rallied demanding progress on contract negotiation.” www.seattletimes.com/business/sta...

What’s happening in the evangelical community is massive, a growing conviction that the primacy of Israel is key to Christian salvation. "These figures actually understate the size and scope of the movement because much of the money comes from churches, which don't have to disclose tfinances."

YESSSSSSS!!!!

You guys do yourself a favor and look at what Eric Adams wore to Rosh Hashanah services at the Sephardic Lebanese Congregation

Just oozing off the chair slowly, because cats are liquids. #cats #catsofbluesky #caturday #blackcats

Hypocrisy is the entire Republican brand.

Some of you don't remember Trump's face at the White House Correspondents' Dinner in 2011 when Seth Meyer said Trump was running as a joke, and it shows. Taking out the late night comedians was inevitable. Malignant narcissists are incapable of taking a joke. youtu.be/0oT_4RJx4G0?...

He's on social media all day making vague threats to everybody from Afghanistan to Venezuela, which is probably not how the Commander in Chief of the most powerful army in the world should be behaving, and nobody in his orbit has the good sense to take his phone away. Zero adults in the room.

Jon Stewart nails it as always. Hypocrisy is the entire Republican brand. youtu.be/_GXNJ3V9lzg?...

🚨WHOA!!! What a powerful moment. "I'm your host, Stephen Colbert, but tonight we are all Jimmy Kimmel."