The issue with LLMs is that they don't talk to you like a 70s robot from a Sci-Fi. Like they should be saying things like "Affirmative" or "Negatory". Not "that's a very good question".

PRIVATE ACCOUNTS PLEASE

Glasgow is currently undergoing a very ambitious modernisation of its Subway network, with new trains, station upgrades, and even driverless operations in the future! In this video we'll discuss everything you need to know about the programme, and what it means for the future: youtu.be/lTBZDbaoztQ

Twin tunnel boring machines are now advancing beneath homes and roads towards Euston, with HS2 confirming steady progress through London clay. www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/dee...

I hear this all the time from MPs and staffers but, at the risk of looking very stupid in a week’s time, I just don’t buy that “try to win a leadership election while you’re in a pay dispute with resident doctors and the Mandelson document dump is still ongoing” will be a thing Wes ends up doing.

That's the west coast mainline for you

happy 15th anniversary

You know what: at this point Al Carns. Why not? At least he is *in* the Commons at the present time.

Netanyahu is now posting his own gym videos. Imma be real Bibi, your rope pushdown suggests you could put on a bit more weight on the machine.

"For the first time in his life, my son found himself denying he was Jewish last week" - powerful column here from @robertshrimsley.bsky.social www.ft.com/content/f9ee...

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"i was just thinking about how weird it is that we eat birds"

One important takeaway from the whole Platner saga is that there are large segments of the left that have learned the wrong lessons from Trump. Instead of taking Trump as a warning about handing unqualified slopulists the keys of power, they've decided that voters want macho-men with no experience.

Generational tweet that might even spawn a school of architecture.

Polanski is apologising for the Retweet - Sky News

In any case, I truly appreciate @netblocks.org for these; they have been on our side since the first blackout in 2019.

Day after day, I keep reposting these to remind myself and everyone else that a whole country of over 90 million people has had no access to something so overlooked in our daily lives for more than two months, and I still don't believe anyone, including me, can truly understand what it means.

Muted the thread because I couldn't take it anymore, but my God would I rather talk about anything else.

the onion's called shot will end up being true no matter what

that’s me

This is a fake, and you shouldn't do this. He's bad enough without making up stuff like this - and it helps Trump's people claim that Trump's opponents are liars and fabricators.

BERKELEY (Not sceptical but still)

From the bottom of my heart: If I say "I can't alt text this" re a two page letter which anyone looking at the alt text of the PREVIOUS tweet may guess thats the content, then please assume that *I would if I could or knew how to* Like, dont give me a aggro over this

I wish my workout videos got more engagement. (Though I never film any)

BIG - Fifa President Gianni Infantino confirmed Iran will compete in the 2026 FIFA World Cup in the US as planned, despite recent conflict and political tensions. Iran are scheduled to play group matches in Los Angeles (vs New Zealand and Belgium) and Seattle (vs Egypt).

Lmao. This person knows nothing about me.

Keeping seeing posts that the "Corbyn playbook" is being used on Polanski. But attacks - whatever the motivation - only work if there is some evidence of a problem. Telegraph et al tried it on Sadiq Khan + it never stuck because there's zero evidence of Khan or those around him being antisemitic.

Yeah agree with this. I think he's broadly right but it's just not a precedent we want to be setting.

How deeply I wish that the next picture you see on my posts were of their murderers, brought to justice before the tens of thousands of grieving parents and friends. Or, at least, the news of them dying the most undignified and painful death, so they can join their God, and we can live.

I can't explain how it feels to save their pictures and post them here. People who look like those I know, who could be my friends and family, who are full of life, an innocent life taken from them to satisfy a bunch of bloodthirsty, sick old men who claim to be acting on God's behalf.

Publish my fantasy novel, Doomsday Book

Polanski is our first properly poster politician, every concept articulable in 280 characters and laser focussed on short term response.

Added alt text. The full text of the first page exceeds the character limit so I have added it as part of the alt text to the second page.

The Met have seen this

Some good news www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/s...

About 10 years ago, I made the attempt to learn Hebrew... via Duolingo. Yeah, bad idea even pre-AI-fication. It lasted about 10 minutes. Wonder if I should make some attempt again. (As if I didn't have enough stuff to do)

What even is PREVENT?

FLAG: Janet Mills is suspending her campaign for U.S. Senate in Maine.

Two Lambeth Green candidates arrested today.

Just as a quick back of envelope calculation extrapolating from current trends (so caveats apply), there may well be 1 million British Jews by 2080. We urgently need to forge better civil society movements to defend the UK's growing Jewish population against antisemitism.

My team has just asked me if they can turn off comments on my Facebook post about the Golders Green attack. I don't know why I'm still surprised but posts I do about tragedies whether here or abroad seem to attract the worst of humanity.

Sky News says people chanting "Keir Starmer, Jew Harmer" to the Prime Minister at Golders Green.

What you have to understand is the detractors have zero sympathy and often heavy animosity for Jews - and ideologically dislike the police So naturally the sympathy and benefit of the doubt goes not to the victims or the police disarming a man with a knife without killing him, but to the terrorist

I think I may snap

You can, unfortunately, get away with a lot of bigotry and be a viable party for national power. But I don’t think you can be open to positions like this one on crime and be viable.

Alongside Ed Davey, Marie Goldman and Max Wilkinson I've written to the Prime Minister following the horrifying antisemitic terror attack in Golders Green. This is a national emergency. Jewish people must be safe in our United Kingdom. Violence and intimidation against them must stop.