🔥 Massie going hard at Ted Cruz

“Jeffrey Dahmer had an unusual diet”

Unusual? Unusual??!! "Trump Administration Live Updates: Republicans Balk at Trump’s Unusual $1.8 Billion Fund" www.nytimes.com/live/2026/05...

You will be paying her with your tax dollars. Brought to you by the Republican Party.

Donald Trump has done a lot of terrible things to this country over the last decade. But here’s what I think is most insidious of all: Trump has taught Americans that cruelty is strength, that resentment is identity, and that hating other people somehow makes you superior.

What a disgrace. Clayton knows better.

Can't thank Stephen Colbert enough for the decades of laughs he's given us. He's been positively therapeutic in these troubled times & I can't wait to see what he does next! 👀 (plus, he let me sit behind his desk) 🙏

I enjoyed chatting with Stephen Colbert on "The Late Show" last summer. He has always been kind to me when I've been a guest on his various shows — and he's a wicked smart satirist. Are you planning to tune in to his farewell episode tomorrow night?

This hits hard

Trump isn’t the problem. He is the result of the problem: the racism, ignorance, and selfishness of many people in the United States.

I’m old enough to remember the GOP outrage when 4 Americans died in Benghazi.

🔥 SPRINGSTEEN: "I’m here to support Stephen Colbert, the first guy who lost his show because a president can't take a joke - and the Ellisons feel they need to kiss his ass… small-minded people with no idea what freedoms of this beautiful country are supposed to be about." 🇺🇸

Tonight we congratulate our friend Stephen Colbert and his writers, staff and crew for eleven years of excellence. Watch Colbert’s finale tonight, and then never watch CBS again.

How Argentina’s Getting Its Jaguars Back With the birth of a wild cub, a jaguar reintroduction project in the Gran Chaco Forest achieves its biggest milestone to date. by Lucila Pinto www.biographic.com/how-argentin...

We really wanted to introduce you to Vanilla. She has the daintiest handshake we've ever witnessed. 14/10 (IG: bordercollievanilla)

US boycott of Cuba: starving the people to bring the regime to its knees. #Cuba #USA #boycott

Only one person in this photo did not receive a pardon from Donald Trump and will not receive any money from the $1.776 billion compensation fund.

Honestly, we need to start showing this again. In prime time. To adults.

Eligible to be paid with your money after storming the Capitol and breaking into Nancy Pelosi’s office.

So now we’ve gone from “make a deal and end the war or I’ll blow you to hell” to “please sign this letter to think about maybe ending the war in the next 30 days” How embarrassing.

Yeah, it’s probably just a coincidence that Blanche represented Paul Manafort, Rudy Giuliani, Boris Epshteyn, Michael Cohen, and Donald Trump. He’s just a guy trying to do the right thing without regard to party, as long as you’re a Republican.

House Republicans aren’t keen on Trump $1.7 billion taxpayer-funded pot of $$ for convicted crooks Rep Brian Fitzpatrick (R-PA): “We’re gonna kill it” Rep David Schweikert (R-AZ): “I have big concerns about it” Rep Don Bacon (R-NE): How did President negotiate with himself?

“You’re the first guy in America who’s lost his show because we got a president who can’t take a joke.” “And because Larry and David Ellison feel they need to kiss his ass to get what they want.” variety.com/2026/tv/news...

You'd think that someone this rich wouldn't feel the need to lie for money. But you would be wrong.

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Happy birthday to me.

Photograph by Scott Kowalchyk and thanks to @happinessstan.bsky.social

In Trump’s GOP, you kiss the ring or you die (electorally speaking)

See me live (Portland this weekend!) www.traecrowder.com

And, repeat after me, Congressional Republicans will become with it

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RT=Endorsement

The grifter in Chief

Just unbelievable corruption. He said he would drain the swamp, instead he brought in the swampiest administration in history, declared himself Supreme Emperor of Swampopia, and ordered his justice department to essentially give his entirely family immunity.

🌱Good Morning (almost) Gardeners🌱 Midweek medley - mostly Saxifrage ‘London Pride’ with yellow Icelandic Poppies along with ‘Aquilegia’ entering the scene & Brunnera ‘Jack Frost’ on his way out! ☘️😊☘️

Trump did not reach a settlement with the government. There was no case to settle. He has not created a slush fund. He has colluded with Todd Blanche to steal money from the US Treasury. This is not a “deal.” This is a crime for which Trump & Blanche must be prosecuted. It ia a crime.

Whether it’s Donald Trump stealing $1.7 billion from the treasury to share with his friends or Hillary Clinton using a private email server to share risotto recipes with her friends, there’s plenty of inappropriate sharing on both sides.

BREAKING: It took eight tries, but the Senate has voted 50-47 to advance a resolution to limit Trump’s war on Iran. Bill Cassidy flipped after losing his primary, joining Susan Collins, Lisa Murkowski, and Rand Paul in voting with Democrats. John Fetterman was the only Dem to vote against.

Elon Musk is tripping his ass off in China.

HAHAHAHAHAHA. I love this for Trump.

BREAKING: TRUMP ENDORSES KEN PAXTON HAHAHAHAHAHA WE ARE GONNA FLIP TEXAS BLUE

You'd think the President making his consigliere the Attorney General and using him to formalize he can do all the crimes would be a bigger screaming headline.

I have been shouting this out into the ether!! 1776! Rubbing salt in the intentioned wound 🤬🤬🤬

Question…. There was a lot of talk about 86 47, it was all over the news for days. Why is everyone reporting 1.8 billion and not the actual 1.776 billion number? It’s obviously a head nod to far-right extremism.

Trump just pardoned himself for tax crimes.

One way to think of this is that WE ALL FAILED miserably to hang Jan6 on Trump in 2024. Trump has given us a 2nd chance to do that, made all the easier bc 1) This is fucking corrupt as hell 2) GOP is already underwater 3) Voters already recognize Trump is corrupt. Here's our chance for a redo.

"She discovers life beyond Stalinism, falls in love with the Count, and after various entertaining plot twists, she ends up living happily with the Count. Real life, sadly, does not always follow the path of romantic comedy. But sometimes it does."

BREAKING: Todd Blanche just used the $1.7B slush fund theft to END the IRS audit into trump’s tax returns. Outside lawyers WARNED that would be illegal.