Reading that they’re concerned with anti-trust issues while also citing The Post made me lol

Breaking news: guy who perpetually looks like he’s in over his head, is in fact, in over his head.

My kid just told me about the tradition of CaWHAMity a few hours ago. Seems like the right way to go www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrDvUNxe/

Last year we started a new tradition. Kids get $30 per family member and I take them to the local bookstore to do their holiday gift shopping. They have so much more than just books! Games, art supplies, stuffies… and we all feel good knowing we supported local

Solved the mystery of the empty neighbors house! Over the last 5 weeks: - for sale sign went away - owner took away a mattress (I still can’t explain this one) - owner and his family used the house to hand out Halloween candy (has happened every year) 1/3

KNOW YOUR FRIDAYS: Good Friday: the Messiah is dead Black Friday: capitalism is alive TGI Fridays: high chance of bowling or cinema nearby Man Friday: there’s only two of us on this island and you’re a racist

Watching the inaugural viewing of Love Actually for the season. Why does Colin newly gross me out every time? His storyline is so unsatisfying #TeamJackandJudy

After 15 years of cooking Thanksgiving, I’ve really taken a “eh, it’ll be fine” stance to the whole meal. I should check that my turkey is actually thawed. 🤷‍♀️ I’m sure it’ll be fine.

This is really good advice. Carving a turkey is about the same as a rotisserie chicken! Once you get it down, it’s smooth carving

What ever happened to the $5000 check? Now he’s saying 2k expecting us not to remember

I am so tired of streaming and have started buying DVDs again. Please bring back the disk drive in laptops!

Merely trying to sort how this would work in my head has left me deflated…

No one: Me to the squirrel above my head: oh, hello squirrel. Please don’t poop on me…. my… that’s some big balls you have…

Before the midterms of 1866, President Andrew Johnson called his congressional opponents traitors and said they should be hanged. Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.

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Name a film with a forest

If Marjorie Taylor Greene wants to prove her sincerity, she should sit for a deposition with House Judiciary Committee Democratic staff and testify as to her involvement in the January 6th Insurrection, including the meeting that took place at the Willard Hotel on the evening of January 5, 2021.

I think it’s time for an Eileen Jewell and The Dead South Pandora station. I’m stoked to discover some new music

We hope your decorative gourds are still kicking ass on your porch or mantel or in your all-gourd reenactments of 'Diff’rent Strokes' eps. #BLAMMO

The median age of all U.S. homebuyers is now 59 years old. Just 15 years ago, it was 39 years old.

Kind of wild that while food assistance was withheld from millions of families, one Trump-supporting billionaire (Ellison) saw his net worth grow more this year than the entire SNAP budget. And the YTD gains of the other four richest men would’ve fully covered salaries for all 2M federal employees.

Reposting this again, because seriously….when will they learn???

A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.

Buried inside the deal to reopen government is a provision that would give Senators private right of action to sue for millions in damages over their phone records being analyzed by Jack Smith's team. news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...

I have a coworker who can be quite moody at times and then will randomly pop her head up and be like “wanna hear a fact about the Edmund Fitzgerald?”

"PROMISE OF A VOTE ON HEALTHCARE"

Today is Intersex Day of Solidarity and Remembrance. It's an opportunity to highlight the continued struggles faced by intersex people globally, from unnecessary medical intervention or stigma. We all deserve to be treated with dignity, and live a life free from discrimination.

I’m so over being beholden to streaming services and corporations having full control of society’s access to media. My used dvd collection is coming along nicely. Last week I got season 1 of (original) Night Court, new in packaging, for $1!

Working harder: extra time on the farm to save the crops from the upcoming severe cold Working smarter: using a pint of Ben & Jerry’s to soothe my blistered hands

I think the video might be even funnier now knowing he was found not guilty

ICE got dommed by a sub.

never forget, HR is not there for your interests. it’s only there for the company’s interests

I love this is how I find out about the not guilty verdict 🥪

Please stop falling for the MTG is a new person con. Please.

Schrödinger's Hero

Today I told my coworkers that I thought they were gonna laugh me out of the field on my first day on the farm. Instead they told me they had 7 people up and quit on them this season because they couldn’t cut it. I might be a weakling, but I don’t quit! #farmlife #farmhand #unemployment

Absolutely amazing: they've got so much solar in Australia that they need more people to use more of it, so the gov't has instructed energy retailers to offer *at least three hours of free power* during the middle of the day. Meanwhile fossil-addled US struggles with an energy-price crisis ...

I feel like I say this every year but I really need people to hear it. Halloween is the best American holiday. Just kids outside welcomed into their world, marching around together, showing off their costumes to the elderly, parents meeting parents, neighbors catching up with neighbors.

Me leaving the house to socialise

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House. Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity. They are not the same.

Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior

Eevee is outside your door and she’s sad

Be still, my fan girl heart ❤️

This. People get bad tattoos they regret covered up all the time. There are even shops who will cover a maxi tattoo for free! This man keeping this tattoo is a choice. He doesn’t regret the tattoo. He needs to live with that choice and we cannot elect him to our government.

People go to Reddit for a lot of things. I go for the math puns

You mean to tell me Platner has ALREADY out-Fettermaned John Fetterman?????? White people are wild, omg. Do you know how easy it is to go your whole life without getting a Nazi tattoo???? VERY EASY, in fact. QUITE EASY. And he’s supposed to be Maine’s Great White Hope??? What’s going on up there???

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

So, Rand Paul’s friend, whom he golfs with, and calls him names, also blows up people without evidence. This is all a-okay. Nothing concerning here, folks

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only