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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists. “Loser” He/Him
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Thomas [redacted]
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Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
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Rioters seen in south Minneapolis today.
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Vince Mpls
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From
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on the other site: There are now multiple agitators posing as PRESS in Minneapolis. These two "journalists" were filming and inciting people, and were reportedly run out of the area by the community. fwiw I was not there, but i have encountered this before.
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ari ever
14 days ago
🧊 snatched a family and left some critters behind 💔 I’m fostering two kittens and their mama, working on getting them care. We got mama set up for spay and vet check up tomorrow, and gonna take it from there! Hoping to raise $ to help cover ongoing care costs. Ty! Miigwetch!
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Jacob Frey with his comprehensive plan to get ICE out of Minneapolis
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Jacob Frey meeting with national reporters who don’t know anything about his failures
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Jacob Frey when a national news org calls him to talk about ICE
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Jacob Frey on his way to do another interview with national news about how he’s powerless to stop ICE
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Jacob Frey on his way to do another interview with national news about how he’s powerless to stop ICE
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Jacob Frey and Tim Walz doing press interviews today
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Daniel Suitor
21 days ago
This is the video.
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Worst Joe Walsh is just making things up
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Is calling a woman a “c*nt” or a gay Hispanic man “burrito girl,” or another woman a “slut wannabe” inline with your values? Because from what I can tell, you’re just an incel with a badge.
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jamelle
7 months ago
this is such an important point. i do not think that the typical american understands that for most of their lives, someone like james madison or george washington or thomas jefferson was *surrounded* by black people.
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It’s fascist behavior to make kids swear an oath every morning.
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Big things happening in the Greater Wedge Area. Loon Dispensary targeted to open in mid-July at 28th and Lyndale
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Karly Kingsley
7 months ago
Starship blowing up is a bigger deal than you think. It’s not a prototype in a sandbox anymore, it’s a $4B NASA contract to land humans on the Moon ($2.8B initially, $4B with follow-ons). Every explosion is taxpayer-funded hardware going up in flames.
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Mistress Usili (Sage) 🏳️⚧️
7 months ago
The entire contract was very front loaded, and something like 80-90% has already been paid in terms of contract stuff.
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I’ll never take the subway because you can’t buy a car at a subway station.
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7 months ago
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Remember those books you could buy at gas stations of a metro area that would give you grid coordinates on a certain page
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Bill Corbett
11 months ago
My senator
@amyklobuchar.com
@klobuchar.senate.gov
keeps on a-ridin’ that fascist appeasement train!
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Scoiattolo
11 months ago
David Sacks in a suit looks like a late Soviet-era Warsaw Pact country leader.
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Elon taking out Twitter because Trump told him to
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Abby New Year!
11 months ago
So Steak 'n' Shake is a Nazi bar now
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jamelle
11 months ago
“That is why Trumpists are so focused on “ending DEI” in the federal workforce. They see anti-discrimination and inclusion as a ladder of upward mobility for people they do not believe should have one.”
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The Great Resegregation
The Trump administration’s attacks on DEI are aimed at reversing the civil-rights movement.
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2025/02/trump-attacks-dei/681772/
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Stares into the void just to feel something
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It’s not easy being me
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11 months ago
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Imagine thinking there’s anything illegal about the president’s actions in 2025. SCOTUS made the president a king just last year!
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11 months ago
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CaKnuckleHead
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Hockey Out of Context Loves Canada
11 months ago
Pic taken at TD Garden. Credit to Thomas Daigle
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It’s long past time for Minnesota to start gerrymandering. Adapt to the rules or die
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Imagine how much this egg costs in 2025 dollars
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Gaius (from Tribunate)
11 months ago
Retirement of Mitch McConnell marks the formal transition of the GOP away from evil people who knowingly feed their base vile propaganda to build support for regressive policies and towards a party that has been fully captured by its own propaganda apparatus and believes all that dumb shit
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Have we tried turning the country off and on?
11 months ago
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What’s the point of the like button here if there’s no algorithm? Is it just to tell someone “ohfercute” and then it just disappears into the ether?
11 months ago
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jamelle
11 months ago
gravedigger of american democracy. a more malign influence than john c calhoun.
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Pyramid Chad
11 months ago
Elon Musk is Goebbels if Goebbels' dick didn't work
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There’s nothing better than sitting at a bar listening to people talk loudly about work
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✨brit✨
11 months ago
he delbert that hosemann til he fall down
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luna stargays 🏳️⚧️
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lake harriet is named after harriet the squid, a mutated cephalopod that has occupied the lake for centuries. the mpls park board is responsible for sedating her every spring, but she wakes by the time winter comes, lurking under the ice for those foolish enough to break through to the water below
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His body language is “what if Rodney Dangerfield just did an ungodly amount of coke”
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11 months ago
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At least these new fascists are pretty likely to cut their own heads off before anyone else is able to
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