Worst Joe Walsh is just making things up

As Mayor of MPLS, I’m not going to let this Communist Lunatic destroy MPLS. Rest assured, I hold all the levers, and have all the cards. I’ll save MPLS, and make it ‘Hot’ and ‘Great’ again!

STOP THE STEAL

He only won in the eyes of the FAKE NEWS MEDIA, I concede NOTHING! We have a long way to go. This was a RIGGED ELECTION!

People are saying that Little Omar and “Pastor” Davis are breaking THE LAW. We will be talking to our lawyers. I’LL SEE YOU IN COURT.

Is calling a woman a “c*nt” or a gay Hispanic man “burrito girl,” or another woman a “slut wannabe” inline with your values? Because from what I can tell, you’re just an incel with a badge.

this is such an important point. i do not think that the typical american understands that for most of their lives, someone like james madison or george washington or thomas jefferson was *surrounded* by black people.

It’s fascist behavior to make kids swear an oath every morning.

Big things happening in the Greater Wedge Area. Loon Dispensary targeted to open in mid-July at 28th and Lyndale

Starship blowing up is a bigger deal than you think. It’s not a prototype in a sandbox anymore, it’s a $4B NASA contract to land humans on the Moon ($2.8B initially, $4B with follow-ons). Every explosion is taxpayer-funded hardware going up in flames.

The entire contract was very front loaded, and something like 80-90% has already been paid in terms of contract stuff.

I’ll never take the subway because you can’t buy a car at a subway station.

Remember those books you could buy at gas stations of a metro area that would give you grid coordinates on a certain page

My senator @amyklobuchar.com @klobuchar.senate.gov keeps on a-ridin’ that fascist appeasement train!

David Sacks in a suit looks like a late Soviet-era Warsaw Pact country leader.

Elon taking out Twitter because Trump told him to

So Steak 'n' Shake is a Nazi bar now

“That is why Trumpists are so focused on “ending DEI” in the federal workforce. They see anti-discrimination and inclusion as a ladder of upward mobility for people they do not believe should have one.”

Stares into the void just to feel something

It’s not easy being me

Imagine thinking there’s anything illegal about the president’s actions in 2025. SCOTUS made the president a king just last year!

Pic taken at TD Garden. Credit to Thomas Daigle

It’s long past time for Minnesota to start gerrymandering. Adapt to the rules or die

Imagine how much this egg costs in 2025 dollars

Retirement of Mitch McConnell marks the formal transition of the GOP away from evil people who knowingly feed their base vile propaganda to build support for regressive policies and towards a party that has been fully captured by its own propaganda apparatus and believes all that dumb shit

Have we tried turning the country off and on?

What’s the point of the like button here if there’s no algorithm? Is it just to tell someone “ohfercute” and then it just disappears into the ether?

gravedigger of american democracy. a more malign influence than john c calhoun.

Elon Musk is Goebbels if Goebbels' dick didn't work

There’s nothing better than sitting at a bar listening to people talk loudly about work

he delbert that hosemann til he fall down

lake harriet is named after harriet the squid, a mutated cephalopod that has occupied the lake for centuries. the mpls park board is responsible for sedating her every spring, but she wakes by the time winter comes, lurking under the ice for those foolish enough to break through to the water below

His body language is “what if Rodney Dangerfield just did an ungodly amount of coke”

At least these new fascists are pretty likely to cut their own heads off before anyone else is able to

Come on, man

Just ordered a new shirt

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I just need you to understand the degree to which every columnist and pundit claiming they just wanted to "follow the science" or have more research on trans kids is just remarkably full of shit

Imagine being such a massive power hungry loser that you are trying desperately to win an election no one knows about like @kenmartin.bsky.social

Gays please note theyre banning all the letters. This will effect us all. Prep banned, bars and houses raided, and sodomy recriminalized. We need to fight it like it's 1987, before it actually is like 1987.

Turkeys and robots. Nature always finds a way.

NPR bringing us news you can use from 4.6 billion years ago

A guy who couldn’t even win a state legislature seat has an opinion on how to get elected