Half-Eaten Bowl of Cereal coming to the Nintendo eShop. Yea, we're also disappointed by Konami's decision to put this out, but it's another Nintendo Switch 2 game so who cares.

We're gonna make these guys the official mascots of #NintendoToday

W run

We're gonna port Quirked Up White Boy to the eShop.

im surprised how much you can still do in weaponless ultrakill, its only really a small amount of secrets and challenges that require a specific weapon that arent possible

We at Nintendo of America didn't think Peach being the one behind the Bite of 87 was that surprising of a backstory, but we appreciate IGN for keeping it vague to avoid spoilers.

WHAT REVOLVER

it would be so cool if this game had like guns

okay i beat minos prime weaponless, i just need to p rank act 2 now

when am i meant to get a weapon

Ay Caramba! Bart Bash is now available on the Nintendo eShop for the Nintendo Switch and Nintendo Switch 2 System. Based on the award winning prime time television series "Bart's Burgers", explore over 3 levels worth of violent fun as you bash every Bart!

A message to our Pokémon Players.

Tomodachi Life for game of the year

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5 player story of undertale action

Artimoth (OC)

negative blue seal is so awesome holy shit

I AM SO GOATED

W pb

Steals it

THEY PATCHED ROCKET CLIPPING?????????

if they got a second detector they'd have another him detector

epic

We should normalize being full of JOY and WHIMSY

I cant believe oomf is problematic

Nothing happened 🥳

We gotta come clean and tell you guys not a single human writes these posts. We've just got like a dozen chimpanzees typing on keyboards and an intern checks in on them for anything that's just barely legible. It's also how we handle Direct announcements.

Now we wish we had a handheld version of Mario... 😎

Oh no

"I wanted to do this thing, i should get to that at some point" -> "I wanted to do this thing, i should get to that at some point" -> "I wanted to do this thing, i should get to that at some point" -> "I wanted to do this thing, i should get to that at some point" -> "I wanted to do this thing, i sh

! This thing is available on the eShop now, for the Nintendo Switch and Nintendo Switch 2 Systems!

Thought i was about to get my first annoying dms about cryptid for being in a semi important position there but no its still just the usual scam dms

According to Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games, Waluigi has more skill than Eggman.

did you know gaster died in 1899 that’s why all film before then is grayscale

i NEEd to be turned into something

Day Counter xkcd.com/3228/

Oh it’s asexual day. Cool

Secretly a genius?

Okay I'm sorry I can't get off this app even if I try IT'S TOO FUNNY 😭😭

Those who update they bio