the criterion sale couldn’t’ve come at a worse time.

sigh.

ugh… thought i had a new “the pitt” to come home to this morning and realized i still have 12 more hours.

literally any country or reggaeton song.

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last thought on #theoscars: why aren’t there more (or any) trailers/previews/promos for upcoming movies? i know we’re celebrating last year’s best, but give the average viewer a reason to get excited about the next year of movies!! fuck, the super bowl played more trailers! /endrant

fuck it, let's go! #aewrevolution

do i start the #aewrevolution ppv now or wait until tomorrow...

whoo! let's go movies!! #oscars

what’re you doing to me, @allelitewrestling.com, throwing a ppv the same night as the oscars!? i love you and all, but c’mon… movies were here first. see you monday.

remake it with the exact same cast today.

this is what streaming took from us.

this is what streaming took from us.

weezer’s “say it ain’t so” just started playing over the loud speakers inside this miami-area ihop and no one knows what to do now.

very bad things

what’re you doing to me, @allelitewrestling.com, throwing a ppv the same night as the oscars!? i love you and all, but c’mon… movies were here first. see you monday.

waterworld

yea “she” didn’t do anything because “she” isn’t real.

the best snl hosts are the ones who go all in with no ego, are game for anything, and look like they’re genuinely having fun. ryan gosling fucking gets it. easily a top 5 host.

drop a gif you can hear

i don’t know why everyone’s pissed at timothee chalamet… and at this point, i’m too afraid to ask.

not enough of you are watching “ted” and you’re seriously missing out on one of the funniest (and second best* seth macfarlane) shows out there… *”american dad” being the first

treat yo self! @arrowvideo.bsky.social #excalibur

whether he succeeds or not, respect.

my rankings: 1-2-5-4-6-7-3

Okay if fucking Trump outlasts Bruce Campbell I'm fighting god barefoot in a Waffle House parking lot.

there was a post going around a week or two ago asking what movie made you angry. i couldn’t think of one off the top of my head. now i have an answer: “scream 7” seriously, what the fuck!?

This is that sign you needed that you should definitely keep creating. Go.

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

It’s funny how when you’re broke the most amount of money you’d need to really change your life is like $5,000-$10,000 but anything less than $2k just gets burned into the hole of of your life.

is he fucking dead yet? christ...

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

sigh… fuck.

hinge needs a name filter. i’m sure you’re a wonderful woman, but if your name’s the same as my mom, or my daughter, or even my most recent ex… sorry, pass. too weird.

hinge needs a name filter. i’m sure you’re a wonderful woman, but if your name’s the same as my mom, or my daughter, or even my most recent ex… sorry, pass. too weird.

single greatest shot of all time.

33%... not bad.

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

Report: Oh, Fuck Yeah, Egg Yolk Dripping All Over Sandwich https://theonion.com/report-oh-fuck-yeah-egg-yolk-dripping-all-over-sandw-1819579733/

favorite horror of the decade, so far: 2020: underwater 2021: willy's wonderland 2022: the menu 2023: godzilla minus one 2024: trap 2025: dangerous animals

jesus christ… “the pitt” isn’t pulling punches, is it?

car line for school pickup is always inevitably ruined by a tiny entitled mother on her phone driving a black suv that’s way too big trying to cut ahead of everyone else. i hope your child fails math.

“is there a technology the left is excited about?” yes

“clerks” to “huge black cocks with pearly white cum” to “happy scrappy hero pup” then back to “clerks”

okay you know what we're doing this why rise of skywalker is the worst crime ever committed against cinema and the very concept of a coherent fictional universe: a thread

napoleon dynamite i honestly did not understand the hype. and i was so angry at my (then) friends who insisted it was “just my type of humor.”

fuck. no.

and there goes netflix. still have way too many subscriptions, but realizing many of them are redundant and not used often enough is freeing.

everyone shut up! #aewgrandslam is on!

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship