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Just found out Homer Simpson was 34 💔

Don’t rest on your laurels! You can always do better tomorrow.

Whenever a hot person asks me a question I feel like I’m being held at gunpoint

Please officer, story likes are all I have

Do you believe me yet that democracy is [just] a management style for growth capitalism that wanes in parallel with accumulation?

Draft

New poem in Current Affairs

Hello friends

Hinge is reply guy Olympics, tinder is Nurses Only, bumble is for adult Harry Potter fans, Feeld is for dead marriages, Grindr is for piss addicted twinks. And Twitter? Twitter doesn’t even exist anymore

Poem from Personal Problem

There should be a laundromat for dishes

Shocked to see so many of you still here

There should be a laundromat for dishes

Hats are really just toupees when you get to the bottom of it

Pooping in a way that suggests it’s the last time

Pooping in a way that suggests it’s the last time

The worst part about being single is being confused all of the time

Anti fascist but I literally need someone with a gun to keep me from procrastinating any longer

“Once fire is the form of the spectacle the problem becomes how to set fire to fire.” (Joshua Clover, "Red Epic", Rest in Power)

“April is the seduction of the world. And yet.” — Joshua Clover (RIP)

Deeply saddened to hear of the passing of author, poet, and anti-capitalist theorist Joshua Clover. We were lucky enough to speak with Clover in 2017 on our podcast. May his work continue to be an inspiration. itsgoingdown.org/make-world-s...

two weeks ago I wrote my first poem in seven years

Stop eating baba ganoush with the douches and come eat coochie with Stanley Tucci

Stop eating ettouffee with the NRA and come eat ass with panache

Stop eating hyacinths with Zionists and come flood Al Aqsa with a Mobsta

Stop playing glockenspiel with Peter Thiel and come olly olly oxen free on my topography

Stop eating baba ganoush with the douches and come eat coochie with Stanley Tucci

Stop playing glockenspiel with Peter Thiel and come olly olly oxen free on my topography

Stop eating hyacinths with Zionists and come flood Al Aqsa with a Mobsta

Stop eating ettouffee with the NRA and come eat ass with panache

God planning the crucifixion

The person who dies in White Lotus is the viewer for being too poor to have that experience

You’re in her DMs I’m in Da Matrix

I'm just filibustin' your balls, man.

ACAB includes my checking account

ACAB includes my checking account

Saw an aerial view satellite image of a suburban street layout and almost relapsed on Cities Skylines, stay safe everybody

How are you emotionally avoidant but love music like you’re doing Landslide karaoke as a bit???

A second Eiffel has hit the tower

A second Eiffel has hit the tower

Can anyone even see this fr

I do not have a “situationship” I do not have an “attachment style” I do not have “rizz” I am bald, autistic and 30 or 40 years old

Can’t believe you bounced on it during the boycott bro