most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck"

Heart palpitations in a Pontiac Aztec in the Adirondacks

Can you still make jokes on here

Poem from Personal Problem

What if it was summer

Dune 2 others as you’d have Dune 2 you

They should invent a form of therapy that overthrows the us government

Stop eating ettouffee with the NRA and come eat ass with panache

Stop eating baba ganoush with the douches and come eat coochie with Stanley Tucci

Stop eating hyacinths with Zionists and come flood Al Aqsa with a Mobsta

The app for unemployed nonbinary 35yo Dungeon Masters seems to lack diversity of thought

They should invent a form of therapy that overthrows the us government

It’s funny how when you’re broke the most amount of money you’d need to really change your life is like $5,000-$10,000 but anything less than $2k just gets burned into the hole of of your life.

I went to the panopticon and everyone knew you there

Burning the Eiffel Tower on both ends

Opening a nude and yelling ENHANCE

Can’t believe you bounced on it during the boycott bro

A second Eiffel has hit the tower

God planning the crucifixion

Stop playing glockenspiel with Peter Thiel and come olly olly oxen free on my topography

Dune 2 others as you’d have Dune 2 you

wrote a bagatelle i might as well share

No reform, only abolish

What if it was summer

Hinge is reply guy Olympics, tinder is Nurses Only, bumble is for adult Harry Potter fans, Feeld is for dead marriages, Grindr is for piss addicted twinks. And Twitter? Twitter doesn’t even exist anymore

Whenever a hot person asks me a question I feel like I’m being held at gunpoint

Just found out Homer Simpson was 34 💔

two weeks ago I wrote my first poem in seven years

I don’t think Bluesky is losing users I think most people just died or were cancelled on here

One of my favorites from my friend Brendan Joyce

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Just found out Homer Simpson was 34 💔

Whenever a hot person asks me a question I feel like I’m being held at gunpoint

Do you believe me yet that democracy is [just] a management style for growth capitalism that wanes in parallel with accumulation?

There should be a laundromat for dishes

Shocked to see so many of you still here

There should be a laundromat for dishes

Hats are really just toupees when you get to the bottom of it

Pooping in a way that suggests it’s the last time

Pooping in a way that suggests it’s the last time

The worst part about being single is being confused all of the time

Anti fascist but I literally need someone with a gun to keep me from procrastinating any longer

“Once fire is the form of the spectacle the problem becomes how to set fire to fire.” (Joshua Clover, "Red Epic", Rest in Power)