What happens when you put the stupidest MFers alive in charge of geopolitics.

On the tube

The kids are not alright. But they are right.

I know I shouldn’t. I’m so sorry.

"and somehow, this AI knows that what I have typed is correct"

Turns out It is the 40th anniversary of The Dark Knight Returns and boy I am old.

You're having a perfectly lovely afternoon on @bbcradio3bot.bsky.social - then its 4 o'clock and BOOM - it's Alan Shipman's Jazz Requests. It's a bit much for a Sunday PM. Even if it is a Bank Holiday this weekend.

This came up on my timeline and it’s too good not to share #Prince4Ever

Yes I wish #Prince were still with us, as @johnpavlovitz.bsky.social argues here. But I'm also kind of relieved he didn't have to live through all this - in particular seeing his hometown under fascist occupation: johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/ten-years-...

New vinyl + original vinyl

Tell you friends about the Internet Archive. I was absolutely shocked none of my friends even knew it existed beyond the waybackmachine, and they were dazzled at how many resources they provide. It's such a vital and important resource, especially in our time of erasure of facts and culture.

Just in case you're like me and had no idea.... ... #BBCRadio6 is playing #Prince related and inspired material all day - with interviews from collaborators and admirers to boot! #Prince4Ever www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

It’s been 10 Years and still…

This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying

This is more than legislation. This work is personal to me. theonion.com/illinois-bec...

:sobbing: the taxation of trade routes is in dispute ::

Some quality classical allusions right here:

In fairness, it was a Tuesday.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

These freaking people.

6 books from the Library of Peter Nidditch. (One for the Locke scholars of the parish). #philsky #JohnLocke #provenance #bibliography

WILE E. COYOTE STATES ROADRUNNER WILL BE CAPTURED SOON IF PLAN IS SUCCESFUL

Some New School #Prince vinyl too

Getting the #Prince Deep Cuts. #SheilaE #Prince4Ever #KooKoo

Hitting the 80s vinyl as is age appropriate.

Found this photo on my timeline - it is the desk that John Locke designed for his own use in what used to be the “Locke Room” in the Bodleian where his desk, his manuscripts and 800 or so of his books were all kept together in one place.

My money is on physics www.axios.com/2026/03/17/n...

The Parody timeline is nowhere near as much fun as the name suggests.

There are single-celled organisms with more introspection than a tech bro, scientists have confirmed.

Yes, we have some serious problems in the UK, but at least we didn't make Jimmy Savile Prime Minister after he'd attempted a coup against the state and then let him appoint all his creepy mates to plum government jobs before attempting to destroy the international political order

Ah, the lowest of bars. (Which I'm not sure he'd pass tbh - the whiff of sulphur would suggest otherwise). www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

Set list from the Alexis Taylor show at a *tiny* record store in Hackney last night. Such a good show.

i, for one, am delighted that we finally have a definition of “woke”

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

I just saw someone put a bowl of cornflakes in the microwave and I’m not sure what to do with this information.

Yeah maybe. But I’d guess he’d have started his wars whether they gave him the prize or not. The man has the attention span of a cotton bud, and the morals and integrity of a sociopath.

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

Took my daughter to see #Interstellar last night at the #BFI #IMAX 5 o’clock showing of a decade old movie and every single seat was filled - totally sold out. I love that movie - and clearly I’m not the only one.

Remember when citing all those Brexit benefits was a pleasant way to while away the day? The good old days. www.ft.com/content/ac75...

This IPSO adjudication against the Telegraph is quite something Confirms their story titled: ‘We earn £345k, but soaring private school fees mean we can’t go on five holidays’ was completely fabricated, with the family involved non-existent and stock pictures used www.ipso.co.uk/rulings/0210...

A new 3-volume translation of Leibniz's Philosophical Works is on it's way from @academic.oup.com Looks fantastic! #philsky #histstm www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROnl...

Never have I witnessed a small dog trailing a chain of sausages escaping an angry Butcher, or a plump child rewarded by the Vicar, with a gigantic plate of mashed potato & sausages. We've been lied to for years. Children's comics are corporate propaganda for Big Sausage.

Before and after you sell your soul to the devil.