some personal news

In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:

he got an advance copy of life of a showgirl?

🙏🥺

Me, nailing my theses to the church door

I mean I for one would be OK with people giving him a good kicking

"Heathrow, it's me, I'm Cathay"

it's come to something when one of the main tells of an AI video is that Donald is speaking lucidly

A weekend project, @oldenoughtosay.com? www.sunderlands.co.uk/farms-land/p...

Mrs Frank Dobson writes

sorry to announce the cat has been drinking and decided to take some selfies

Right, just come out of One Battle After Another, who wants to have a fight about it?

just wait till these fuckers find out the Church of England has an entire parallel legal system

got anyone in mind, in particular, Keir?

subtly leaving this on my desk

Very accurate description @samfr.bsky.social

weyyyy

Contractor: so how'd you want the tits? Perky? Big ole cans? Iowa state legislature: the what Contractor: me and the boys was thinking perky Iowa state legislature: this is for the war dead? Contractor: okay writin' that down as perky

I'm curious about two specific points (i) the concern for Damascus and (ii) how Google is expected to know if I, specifically, will be taken in the rapture

It's good when you have to invest ridiculous amounts of money in your biggest customer, right

someone inject this guy with 10cc of semiotics, stat

Everything's shit at the moment, so here's 46 seconds of Sweep playing a bell along with a brass band:

If you haven't read this book yet, it's not too late to buy a copy

absolutely outstanding conspiracying, 10/10, no notes

I need to tell you all about my invention that came to me last night in my dreams. Presenting: the milk cube. Exactly what it sounds like, a little cube of (presumably) dehydrated milk you keep in a little jar by your kettle, when you make a cup of tea for someone you can say "one lump or two?"

Mou Party? I mean inventing pronouns is not a new concept but new possessive pronouns, now that's breaking mou ground

I hate to be a party pooper cos I know we all enjoy a bit of silliness but I hated pig-gate at the time and I still do. A journalist made up a complete nonsense story to sell her book and experienced zero consequences for it. Sorry.

or have we just been hypnotised to think it's getting bigger?

Boom!

rare sighting of a #qtwtaiy

also i highly recommend reading the lobster resolution text, it's a bipartisan masterpiece

all mutuals fall into one of three categories: - obsessed with you / i want to shrink myself down and live in your blood - idk you that well but i’d like to put my dick in you - would unfollow but don’t want the drama

1. Enjoy Your Piping, with Gary West 2. Er, that's it

As Winston Churchill said, it makes you proud to be British

It's incredible how close the Red Arrows fly together, must take nerves of steel

I went to the 38th European Macrophage & Dendritic Cell Society Meeting and they all knew you

Someone has just sent out an email referencing accunting, so that's work done for the day

...is it, like, a medical fetish?

!!39!!

If the best brain you've got is doing stuff like this, maybe find some better brains

oh just FUCK off

genuinely thought this was an Onion headline for a second

Something I think is under-represented in terms of the historical-pipeline-to-fash is early 00's Slashdot. In retrospect, all the stuff that drove Gamergate and early 4chan was already represented on there.

Victor deserves to grow up in a country where children do not have to sacrifice their lives for their classmates.

A very cheap £1.1m search.savills.com/property-det... "note photographs taken in 2021" ruh-roh

I'd go further, I'd let them read about the internet (not by name ofc) in 1987 and then let twelve years pass before I let them actually log on

every fucking time

‘New York Times’ Announces New Columnist Will Contribute Nothing To Society 3 Times A Week

Mandelgone, is this anything