Me at least once an hour minimum

I should be entitled to lifetime twitch turbo for owning this.

there's some subtle humor here in that people constantly complain about unoptimized games, but at the same time all that space was used in trying *to* optimize the real story: don't prematurely optimize. and if/when you do do it, for fuck's sake, test it yourself!

Discworld QOTD, from Maskerade

The most confusing part

Když ze Strakonic táhneš loď: Strakonický burlak.

mega lucario z is cool but have you considered this

When my wife told me Scandinavian languages don't have the letter 'R' I immediately thought: No way!

"What's a baby deer called?” “Fawn!" “Sorry - what's a baby deer called, O wise and handsome one?"

Vaccine for smallpox invented in in 1796. Vaccines for TB, diphtheria, scarlet fever, and whooping cough came out between 1921-1926. Polio in 1952, MMR (individually) by 1970. Observe.

blankie mode #critterposting

Happy December!

Je rok 2025. Jsou lidi, kteří nechápou, že pojmenovat událost "Pozvánka na..." by z logiky věci znamenalo, že v ten čas budu někam pozván. Já jim to vysvětlovat nehodlám.

MY FRIEND JUST SENT ME THE UNDERTALER

Genuinely hilarious. Please send it to China.

Just imagining how much better it would be if ALL news stories about vaccine-preventable illnesses were illustrated with pictures of people with the disease, not pictures of needle injections. If you must show something that people will find scary & unpleasant, make it the disease, not the cure.

i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse

"oh no, i want to bring my gamecube to my friends house, but i cant comfortably hold it in one hand!" the ever reliable carry handle:

Why would you image a house, are you stupid

K Vypichu? A kdo vypíchne mě?

Photographic evidence

I wis Tim Sweeney would get *really* into space exploration and Ai powered rocket ships.

Nesháníte někdo práci? Má jít o testování databází v MB, potřeba je základ SQL a Pythonu.

first posted this ten years ago (over *there*) and it’s haunted my notifications ever since

GOOD NEWS! Researchers have made a HUGE breakthrough towards a UNIVERSAL antiviral. By targeting sugar molecules found on the surface of many viruses that SHARE structural similarities, they identified FOUR compounds that successfully BLOCKED infections from SEVEN different viruses.

can’t say Merry Christmas anymore because of the Woke Police 😔

Post inspector #critterposting

Signed the Intersex Human Rights petition. equalityaustralia.org.au/take-action/...

It's december, and the sparrow decembs. #nepřeklady

COMING SOON: AI + Guy™

All of my political views and policy ideas have basically collapsed to "Punish the Villains" and I mumble it to myself every time I see a news article these days

Discworld QOTD, from The Truth

I’m a centrist because I just want things to be normal again… no matter how many people have to die

It's maddening that it's considered smart politics to meekly mumble these idiotic slogans in response to being called Socialist instead of saying "Yeah asshole it's good when people have enough to live on and it's bad when billionaire sociopaths abuse us all"

You, a dangerous radical: We have to change the system so cartoon villains can't wreck the country again Me, a wise pragmatist: What if we simply rebranded the system? Welcome to America Premium+

As a centrist, I think Donald Trump is bad, but the political and economic conditions that enabled him to become president twice are good