But…but…the Hunter Biden exception.

@donkee.bsky.social I loved you like a bomb Gingerly I settled beside you My own internal clockwork Ticking mercilessly I knew that it was only moments Those precious beats In between the dream and waking Before I would destroy us both. (Wasn’t sure if it was a prompt but this happened anyway)

See ya

Well there’s a rapist in the building, so

There's some guys in this office taking the piss out of their colleague for "being a housewife" because he spent the weekend looking after his kids and cooking. Heterosexuality sounds exhausting.

My hydrogen bonds bring all the boys to the yard. I could polarize you, but I'd have to charge

Another banger!

Every recipe should start with: "Wash the dishes that are already in the sink because you'll need some of those."

It's almost as if Bilton walked into a meeting on an episode of 60 Minutes, and the ghost of Mike Wallace ripped him a new one.

The slush fund is dead, you can quit faking your injury now.

This is like family annihilator psychology but targeting literally everybody

BREAKING: Charles Manson backs out of the Freedom 250 concert

Springsteen. Moments ago. Washington DC #nokings

Leave Lotus out of this!

VIA simplyougrow Fran Lebowitz argues that extreme wealth...(doesn't) benefit cities like New York in the way people assume. (That) 19th-century “robber barons” at least employed large numbers of workers, but modern ultra-wealthy individuals (don't)...

"everyone" = men with money

Great history, and much appreciation to the person who gifted the article.

🤣 ‪pillsbury‬ ‪@pillsbury37.bsky.social‬ · 40m Giuliani and Bloomberg are spinning in their grave ‪PFCindependentRDH‬ ‪@pfchappyind.bsky.social‬ · 21m Neither of them are dead 🤦‍♀️ ‪pillsbury‬ ‪@pillsbury37.bsky.social‬ · 19m why are you pissing on my dreams?

It's worse than 99.9% of Americans realise.

I live in Mississippi, an hour east from New Orleans. The culture here is decidedly Cajun, which means the food here is world class. Sometimes,however, one longs for a taste of home. Fresh from Wilson NC just in time for my birthday is Parker’s Famous Eastern NC bbq!

Imagine being a Russian troll assigned to Bluesky: “Comrade, today you will destabilize Western democracy by arguing with poets, policy nerds, and a raccoon avatar with tenure.”

Please make a quick call (TIME SENSITIVE) to stop Flock from surveilling Americans!! Script in first comment.

I was in DC that day, stuck on the Balt-Wash with those fuckers. They were wild on the parkway and loaded for bear. They came fully intending to do what they did that day, my hand to God.

Every question you carry about love, about safety, about whether you are allowed to want what you want is not a flaw in the design. It is the ritual. And you, standing in the quiet aftermath of another attempt, heart still intact. You are the proof that something impossible has already happened.

Someone gonna photoshop Kash in here or what?

Don’t like it? Call me on your Trump phone and tell me to fuck off! But hey, nice hat.

Jesus, what’s even worse, is they act like they EARNED all this.

@dawna9.bsky.social @sandyinthepacnw.bsky.social @oregonamis.bsky.social @nancydvt802.bsky.social @bigray57.bsky.social WELL, IT'S "FORTUNATE SON" SUNDAY ACROSS TRUMPFUCKISTAN AMERICA #NoKings #NoDictators #NoPedoPresidents #2026Bitches #ProtestThePresident #TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUp

I suggest putting broken up hard taco shells inside a soft shell taco so you can have everything you’ve ever wanted.

If you all were as angry, sad and enraged about the state of democracy as you are about Colbert, Colbert would still be on the air.

This pathetic bitch is also actually cross-eyed. Which makes he an effective politician because she has the perfect genetic excuse for why she cant look you in the eye while she lying to you.

Trump is the best leader Russia has had in decades.

Absolutely not. They should be made public BECAUSE of the consequences to Trump, amongst many others. Duh.

You all know why Elon Musk is back in the picture again right? He’s going to rig the midterms just like he did the 2024 election.

I’m having a hard time right now. Keith Olbermann is burned out. Al Franken is burned out. And now God just announced he’s burned out and taking a break. Is there anyone left who still fighting?

I say she wins the internet today.

If Ukraine meets its target of 372,000 dead Russian soldiers per year, Russia would need to have a whopping $66 billion allocated to death benefits and recruitment bonuses, with only $4 billion of their military budget left for everything else.

The AI wasn't specifically programmed to cast you as the protagonist. But it read every story humans ever wrote, and almost all of them have one. So that's what it produces. New essay on what happens next: www.matthewkerns.com/blog/the-mai...

Truthfull: #FrenchRevolution #NoKings #f'djt There are more of you...

Look, Donald Trump isn't a Christ-like figure, but he's also not the Antichrist. He's an Antichrist-*like* figure. Don't get it twisted. Anyone who knows Christian theology understands that Trump isn't *exactly* who Christians were told to look out for, he's just *very close*.

Trump just hallucinated that they were in peace talks and that he sent Iran a proposal. Iran has no idea what he is talking about and Marco is afraid to say anything.

@silverfox9.bsky.social @sydfish.bsky.social @murielvieux.bsky.social WELL, IT'S "FALSE PROPHETS CAN'T RIDE" SUNDAY ACROSS TRUMPFUCKISTAN AMERICA #NoKings #NoDictators #NoPedoPresidents #2026Bitches #ProtestThePresident #TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUp photos.app.goo.gl/Xv2LfEU4jtPA...

Alll he ever does is take more...

MAKE THEM PAY!

Wow! but look what they can do with them! www.imdb.com/title/tt1629...