I’m at the clock museum and they’ve tuned each grandfather clock to be 10 seconds staggered from each other so you can hear them all done the hour independently. This is disrespectful to time itself.

If PR formally applies for statehood, will that be a pull request?

about to freestyle my new lemma

Is this anything

I’m trying to enjoy the worldbuilding of Knights of Sidonia, but I’m struggling to absorb their creative choice of casting Sir Bearington as cafeteria staff.

the real backrooms

my wife just had a dream that there was something called the Oops App where everything you upload to the app is definitionally a mistake and I'm fuckin dyinnnng

“Zero-Shot Punch Man” Is this anything?

ffmpeg brings brings both great joy and pain. Today, I traced a bug to the order of the -i and -ss parameters

Scrotal Recall remains one of boldest titling decisions, and I’m disappointed with the act of cowardice to change it to “Lovesick”. One day, I hope producers will be brave enough to produce my own script in the who-gave-the-STI-to-who genre, Rashomon.

If I ever get to the point where I hire a stylist, my directive would be: “I want to look like I’m trying and failing to conceal that I’m the Stand User.”

Nobody is showing Dune in 4D or whatever enhanced sensation and properly making you smell the piss and shit of the stillsuits

nothing online works for shit anymore. everybody who knows how to work computer is unemployed. we are stuck with these losers shooting up peptides while they vibecode their claude dongle

Autoffogatotheory

Yeah, I think one of the most incredible things about the pope-off is that when previous popes have done similar things, it had to go through a translation barrier, but no nuance and no shade is lost when the American pope is being bitchy [complimentary]

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

They should let David Cronenberg direct a Burnout game

This is real

It's this little gem and it's not up for debate

Overheard: 1: Man, she’s nuts. 2: Just because she’s fat doesn’t make her nuts. This is both fat and mental health affirming and phobic. Alarmingly dense dialogue. Incredible writing.

Rare Aesthetic: in a doctor’s waiting room, a guy wearing a hoodie that says “Soylent Green” on it, reading “Self-Hypnosis for Dummies”.

Frieren but it’s the guy repairing the plumbing in my century old building.

Frieren but it’s Pham Nuwen

They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me.

Avatar Kyoshi can just do this right?

Ok let's do it: "Can this be a solution?" A thread.

My version of this would be domesticating the Half Life Barnacles into Disco Balls

2 Poetics 2 Humorous

A mouth and screams is all I have.

The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.

"AI means anyone can code now" "To set up coding agents, you need to learn skills, which is a new name for markdown files. Some people think you can use multiple slurp juices on a single skill."

Get in the boat, losers, we’re heading to Egypt.

An RPG where you deliver mail through hostile territory, called Fax Machina

Weird feeling that my life will be split into before & after Feb 28, 2026

[accidentally leaving fruit out and inventing wine] This is a powerful and potentially dangerous product and I’m going to a say it’s a guy named Dionysus and my title is now Dionysian Alignment Researcher.

I love me an e-ink tablet, but the rigid form factor is slightly annoying; I’m have to either be carrying it in my hand or a backpack. We must return to the natural best form factor: the e-Ink scroll. I want it to roll out.

no cheating, your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist (Qui-Gon’s unconditional support would be good for me but bad for everyone around em)

Commenter on the left keeps speaking Tobias Funke-level unaware homoerotic subtext and commenter on the right is fighting for his life to avoid smirking

A good day contains a minimum of 4 different functions

Within 18 months all white collar workers could be replaced by a 1km sphere of flesh in Central Park

Stanislaw Lem would have loved Space Dandy

Not to be the Dexter of toilet water, but I just entered a cafe bathroom where the splash pattern on the floor could only be caused by someone who escaped the sewers via the toilet like it’s X-Files

this is so funny because it's like, oh my god, what an awful question for a news show. and then wham the answer is so much worse somehow

Kind of gives away the whole game that all the crypto ads this year have been replaced with gambling and AI ads.

I got excited about the power lines, pleased it was an infrastructure halftime show

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

Bad Bunny broke Twitter with that amazing halftime show

NFL: I consent Bad Bunny: I consent GUL DUKAT: isn't there somebody you forgot to ask