[accidentally leaving fruit out and inventing wine] This is a powerful and potentially dangerous product and I’m going to a say it’s a guy named Dionysus and my title is now Dionysian Alignment Researcher.

I love me an e-ink tablet, but the rigid form factor is slightly annoying; I’m have to either be carrying it in my hand or a backpack. We must return to the natural best form factor: the e-Ink scroll. I want it to roll out.

no cheating, your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist (Qui-Gon’s unconditional support would be good for me but bad for everyone around em)

Commenter on the left keeps speaking Tobias Funke-level unaware homoerotic subtext and commenter on the right is fighting for his life to avoid smirking

A good day contains a minimum of 4 different functions

Within 18 months all white collar workers could be replaced by a 1km sphere of flesh in Central Park

Stanislaw Lem would have loved Space Dandy

Not to be the Dexter of toilet water, but I just entered a cafe bathroom where the splash pattern on the floor could only be caused by someone who escaped the sewers via the toilet like it’s X-Files

this is so funny because it's like, oh my god, what an awful question for a news show. and then wham the answer is so much worse somehow

Kind of gives away the whole game that all the crypto ads this year have been replaced with gambling and AI ads.

I got excited about the power lines, pleased it was an infrastructure halftime show

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

Bad Bunny broke Twitter with that amazing halftime show

NFL: I consent Bad Bunny: I consent GUL DUKAT: isn't there somebody you forgot to ask

The dj on the MIT station just went on a gorgeous tangent about how this semester he’s taking all liberal arts classes, and instead of asking him to reproduce established knowledge (as in most MIT courses) they push him to think about how he thinks. My Super Bowl MVP.

Did Bad Bunny just do a Turn Down for What reference???

Did that football coach just say “we’re giving them too many inches”? Come on.

WALDO but Health & Safety violations.

What if I started a bad cover band version of Kid Rock called Stoned Child.

People roundly mock those who tricked sand into thinking. And yet here I am with a bad sinus cold, and increasing my consciousness with caffeine only makes me more aware that these salty hydrocarbons just long to be soup.

Seamless is first-to-market with precog deliveries

Qui-Gon Jinn is an interesting case of reverse nominative determinism. More correctly, he should be Qui-Still-Around Jinn.

Zen and the Art of Maintaining Mushrooms at the End of the World

You used to be able to "inspect element" in this country. You used to be able to download video

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

Free offer: plan to raise The Destined One, never used.

What committee decided 17 was the right limit, and why?

What school of design is this

The Hunt for Red October 2: Sunken Rivalry

Website bug: Investing in the Future of [speaking in Italian Futurism tongues]

It's my birthday. Please share deranged ongoing skeetery.

Low-effort technique to create a high-value immersive experience on the street at 12:30 am: Ask a group of lads “are you actually locked-in though?” Repeat 3-7 times.

Apple is just doing FUD while branding it with good intentions.

An RPG where you make characters, but then also make their group chats. The group chats have their own stats and abilities, which end up mattering more than the stats of the flesh characters

I’m watching the 1996 Space Truckers (I have the flu). This is the most anime I’ve felt a live action movie ever be.

Bernie is so cold and someone must give him a tea

The businesses Google Maps decides to advertise to me along the route to the function feels like a tarot pull. (I decided against going to this function)

I need a good apartment cleaning album. What's a whole album that came out this year I should listen through?

Writing businesses pitches is fun if you see it as no different from writing short science fiction stories, which I have much more experience with.

Did someone try to pitch a White Lotus board game but they couldn’t get the IP?

Is this a UI crime?

Happy Mother Of All Demos Day for all those who celebrate dougengelbart.org/content/view...

Gödel is furious

Only today, when having to say it out loud, did I realize it was "engine x", not "en-jinks" This is about nginx

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

I Saw The SkiFree Glow

Not enough people know the glory of a good Mithraeum #TheLockedPentiment

Why does every online interaction have this language? Everything is temporarily embarrassed 15 seconds of fame grindset coded.

I am used to thinking of Google's index as "complete". I was trying to recall if I wrote a specific blog post. It didn't appear in Google results, so I assumed it didn't exist. Then I looked in Wordpress and there it is. It would have appeared in site indices, RSS feeds etc since 2011. Damn.