Morelle: Here’s the problem whenever the president speaks—and I hate to make light of this because he’s the president—but it’s almost always just fantasy. This week he’s suddenly a scientist, telling us what we should do for a fever if you’re a pregnant woman. It’s an endless series of baloney.

If you voted for this, fuck yourself with a flaming torch.

the question to ask the republican majority on the court is “what CAN’T trump do?”

They're were no guns allowed at Charlie Kirk's memorial service. If that's not an admission that guns are the problem explain to me what the hell is.

Fuck Charlie Kirk.

There is no world in which it is normal for the president to publicly call upon his attorney general to hurry up and prosecute his political foes. It’s like the Watergate tapes but posted on social media. Let’s get a grip on what’s happening here.

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Hakeem Jeffries voted for Charlie Kirk Day but still isn’t sure if he’ll endorse Zohran Mamdani. This is why the approval rating of the Democratic Party is lower than Trump’s or the GOP.

Does anybody remember freedom?

Glad I never had children. This country is terrifying.

No matter your age, you have never seen America like this.

David Letterman is right: you can't appease a tyrant.

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

imagine joking “i wouldnt give speeches in utah right now”

I am amazed at just how inept the Democrats’ congressional leadership is on this moment of crisis. Trump is moving troops into blue cities and declaring war against the left, and these guys are complaining that the GOP Congress is pushing a partisan budget. Jesus Christ, wake the hell up.

Period.

hey the people that stormed the capitol and erected gallows to murder elected leaders want you to know that political violence is not ok

On this horrible day of senseless political violence it is important to remember that Donald Trump raped children.

Excellent response from Hasan Piker, who was scheduled to debate Charlie Kirk in two weeks. On his stream he said: “The reverberation of people seeking out vengeance in the aftermath of this violent, abhorrent incident is going to be genuinely worrisome.” Also talked about his own vulnerability

Comedy.

Is the bag of shit dead yet?

the real glory of world war two was that it involved a warrior cult being ground down and beaten to a pulp by people who would rather have been doing something else.

Yeah, we know. That's why we wanted to impeach him, stupid.

#ChrisSimms has an aggressive barber.

Oof. The Dems need to stop pretending, based on some imaginary focus group, that there’s some common ground with Trump. The key is to fight everywhere. You should go study Neville Chamberlain’s attempt at “common ground.” It didn’t end well for his historical reputation. Or the world.

This is the way.

Wakey wakey, bond vigilantes on.ft.com/4m4DdjP

Las Vegas really missed a great opportunity to call itself Pair-a-Dice City. #LasVegas #ParadiseCity #DadJokes #IllSeeMyselfOut #TellYourDadISaidHi

So, like, even if there hadn't been two Supreme Court decisons in living memory directly holding that flag burning is protected under the First Amendment, *new criminal laws cannot be created by executive order.*

This is not your older sibling's America.

Freedom = Detention AMERICA!

Your president fawning over a war criminal.

Well you fucked up today, fatboy.

Hey Ari, thanks for putting Andrea Mitchell on. I love listening to somebody stammer through every word of every sentence. Very informative.

Tax billionaires out of existence.

Well said, Mo Salah. Suleiman al-Obeid was shot dead by IDF forces whilst waiting for food aid in southern Gaza.

At a local brewery right now. I can't believe they let us in without an infant.

“I love making women upset” is a really underestimated motivation of modern conservatism

BREAKING: Convicted sex trafficker who taught young girls how to blow old men says sole person on earth who can pardon her did nothing wrong.

Just so we're clear, he's talking about pedophiles and sex traffickers.

Fuck it. Put a reactor on the moon. Launch a nuclear submarine into the sun. Put a brown bear in charge of the Army. Let's destroy some shit.

Just a quick reminder that republicans protect pedophiles! Pass it on.

Jeffrey Epstein and a thousand victims is what happens when moral depravity meets extreme income inequality.

Hey guys Honey is great on it's own. We don't need hot honey. There are plenty of hot other things. Thanks for your corporation.

Occam's Razor: he raped children and there's evidence.