Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS)
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Certified Public Annoyance
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Mary Poppins (singing wonderfully): It's a jolly holiday with Q-Bert. Q-Bert (smitten): @!#?@!
almost 2 years ago
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Succumbing to stage fright, I mix my metaphors and say "nomad's land is an island". To my surprise, everyone in the crowd starts nodding and clapping. I worm my way through another day as the Fraudulent Poet Laureate.
2 days ago
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I knew we shouldn't have drafted Joey Sciatica in the second round!
3 days ago
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Bluesky error: Post failed, please try again. Me: Nah, I'm good.
3 days ago
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avery
4 days ago
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The Dad Zone: Dave & Busters, But For Dads
4 days ago
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The Dad Dungeon: It's Not What You Think It Is
4 days ago
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Settling into my run at a steady 2 VGS/km (Voodoo Glow Skulls songs per kilometer) pace.
5 days ago
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JLP
7 days ago
I decided to use the restroom
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dwarf fortress bugs
8 days ago
[
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Whenever Google Maps tells me to "take the next exit towards Airport" I always think of Buster Bluth saying that he's joining Army.
8 days ago
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Best film adaptation of The Odyssey, wrong answers only
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10 days ago
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Tim Robinson (singing): The carrots are the rabbits' money In our world carrots equal dollars That's why they're comin' out tonight To get their carrots from you The rabbits'll pull your hair Up but not out
15 days ago
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You know who I've never seen together in the same room?
15 days ago
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Please include me in your songwriter credits when you incorporate this line into your hard rock diss track: "You think your rock is heavy But it's COP-RO-LITE!"
17 days ago
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The Aquabats: Oh well, whatever. You and me and that red sweater! Rivers Cuomo (cracking his knuckles): it's go time.
18 days ago
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Advertise your account with a Simpsons image
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19 days ago
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the hype
25 days ago
Dr Frankenstein: itβs alive! Igor: great! what should we name him Dr frankenstein: uh we wonβt igor: I dunno, might lead to some confusion Dr frankenstein: it will literally never come up
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R.I.P. Greenzo. You would have loved LED lightbulbs.
21 days ago
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dwarf fortress bugs
22 days ago
[
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CJ Fogler
27 days ago
You belong here
@kylebrandtsky.bsky.social
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I've been having a heck of a time learning Angine de Poitrine on Guitar Hero. Any tips?
28 days ago
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Whey isolate is so lonely. I'm going to make my next protein shake with whey mingling.
about 1 month ago
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F SHID caster
about 1 month ago
this week's rpg sketch is "1-minute Dragon Warrior 1" - explores the traditional rpg concept of "dragon warrior 1" - made in one day - you can play it in your browser - it is possible to beat
tunditur-unda.itch.io/rpg15
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Fat-fingered my GPS and drove from LA to Nashua instead of Joshua Tree. If John Homme had done that, Songs for the Deaf would have been a LOT longer.
about 1 month ago
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Imagine seeing these two guys strutting down the beach in their matching Speedos.
about 1 month ago
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Does anyone have the guitar tabs for Jimi Hendrix's Star Spangled Banner so I can do the rocket wah wahs in the middle of Wonderwall?
about 1 month ago
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In the future this is how you will tell if someone is a Terminator.
about 1 month ago
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The airport "coming soon" construction wrap has entered the backrooms.
about 1 month ago
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Posted on the revolving doors at the dude ranch: CONSERVE ENERGY - RIDE A COWBOY
about 1 month ago
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microwaveable beer
about 1 month ago
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I'm teaching my kids about rhyming, but only so they have a chance at the fill in the blank portion of Wait Wait Don't Tell Me. There's a lot that rhymes with Bosporous.
about 1 month ago
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coach put my on the Psychically Unable to Perform list
about 1 month ago
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Uh oh my brain is stuck inside the "what's the best tweet of all time" thread and all of these normal posts are so confusing now.
about 2 months ago
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If you see this, post a concert photo you took
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about 2 months ago
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I'm trying to find 3-5 zip ties to use for a home project, but I'm shopping around online and they all come in what could only be described as "serial killer quantities".
about 2 months ago
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One day a year you can call 311 and they'll let you dig wherever you want.
about 2 months ago
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kir
about 2 months ago
rip harambe you would have loved delicately handling small children that entered your enclosure
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I think the data center needs a new GFCI.
about 2 months ago
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[Robin Williams voice] Gooooooooood Morning Blueskyyyyyy!
about 2 months ago
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Musicology Duck
9 months ago
polite request to the men of DC who arenβt in one of the goon squads to wear bright colors for awhile, or at least not khakis and a black shirt π
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At my funeral please play Badger Badger Badger Badger (minor key version).
about 2 months ago
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Clement
2 months ago
Just remember, when we reach Resident Evil 43, that's when Mega Man Legends 2 finally happens.
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Can't wait to get paid in corporate scrip!
www.cnbc.com/2026/03/20/n...
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Nvidia's Huang pitches AI tokens on top of salary as agents reshape how humans work
Most enterprise AI projects have failed since 2018, a sobering track record for an industry awash in enthusiasm.
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/20/nvidia-ai-agents-tokens-human-workers-engineer-jobs-unemployment-jensen-huang.html
about 2 months ago
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The Puttied Rock, a rare siding technique
about 2 months ago
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Keep this one in your back pocket for the next time the karaoke bar says there's only time for one last song:
youtu.be/uu7h45gO_ok?...
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2 months ago
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Ellie - maiden of pepper ππ³οΈββ§οΈπΈ
2 months ago
GF playing Mario 64 for the first time, enters Bob-omb Battlefield: "I only know of this game through cultural osmosis, I'm gonna do all the speedrun tech. How do I pick things up?"
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Shady Inference π«
2 months ago
"Lurk more" was a good social pressure. Turn it back on
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Roguelike character names that die 3 minutes in: Xandrox the Destroyer Alefa, Queen of Sorrows Roguelike character names that save the world and get the ultra ending: Stunce Tird
2 months ago
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Alex Degen and 35 others
2 months ago
And One tshirt
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