Succumbing to stage fright, I mix my metaphors and say "nomad's land is an island". To my surprise, everyone in the crowd starts nodding and clapping. I worm my way through another day as the Fraudulent Poet Laureate.

I knew we shouldn't have drafted Joey Sciatica in the second round!

Bluesky error: Post failed, please try again. Me: Nah, I'm good.

The Dad Zone: Dave & Busters, But For Dads

The Dad Dungeon: It's Not What You Think It Is

Settling into my run at a steady 2 VGS/km (Voodoo Glow Skulls songs per kilometer) pace.

I decided to use the restroom

[0008455] Polygamous Immigrants

Whenever Google Maps tells me to "take the next exit towards Airport" I always think of Buster Bluth saying that he's joining Army.

Best film adaptation of The Odyssey, wrong answers only

Tim Robinson (singing): The carrots are the rabbits' money In our world carrots equal dollars That's why they're comin' out tonight To get their carrots from you The rabbits'll pull your hair Up but not out

You know who I've never seen together in the same room?

Please include me in your songwriter credits when you incorporate this line into your hard rock diss track: "You think your rock is heavy But it's COP-RO-LITE!"

The Aquabats: Oh well, whatever. You and me and that red sweater! Rivers Cuomo (cracking his knuckles): it's go time.

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Dr Frankenstein: it’s alive! Igor: great! what should we name him Dr frankenstein: uh we won’t igor: I dunno, might lead to some confusion Dr frankenstein: it will literally never come up

R.I.P. Greenzo. You would have loved LED lightbulbs.

[0006071] Wolverine People are all named TRANS_NAME]

You belong here @kylebrandtsky.bsky.social

I've been having a heck of a time learning Angine de Poitrine on Guitar Hero. Any tips?

Whey isolate is so lonely. I'm going to make my next protein shake with whey mingling.

this week's rpg sketch is "1-minute Dragon Warrior 1" - explores the traditional rpg concept of "dragon warrior 1" - made in one day - you can play it in your browser - it is possible to beat tunditur-unda.itch.io/rpg15

Fat-fingered my GPS and drove from LA to Nashua instead of Joshua Tree. If John Homme had done that, Songs for the Deaf would have been a LOT longer.

Imagine seeing these two guys strutting down the beach in their matching Speedos.

Does anyone have the guitar tabs for Jimi Hendrix's Star Spangled Banner so I can do the rocket wah wahs in the middle of Wonderwall?

In the future this is how you will tell if someone is a Terminator.

The airport "coming soon" construction wrap has entered the backrooms.

Posted on the revolving doors at the dude ranch: CONSERVE ENERGY - RIDE A COWBOY

microwaveable beer

I'm teaching my kids about rhyming, but only so they have a chance at the fill in the blank portion of Wait Wait Don't Tell Me. There's a lot that rhymes with Bosporous.

coach put my on the Psychically Unable to Perform list

Uh oh my brain is stuck inside the "what's the best tweet of all time" thread and all of these normal posts are so confusing now.

If you see this, post a concert photo you took

I'm trying to find 3-5 zip ties to use for a home project, but I'm shopping around online and they all come in what could only be described as "serial killer quantities".

One day a year you can call 311 and they'll let you dig wherever you want.

rip harambe you would have loved delicately handling small children that entered your enclosure

I think the data center needs a new GFCI.

[Robin Williams voice] Gooooooooood Morning Blueskyyyyyy!

polite request to the men of DC who aren’t in one of the goon squads to wear bright colors for awhile, or at least not khakis and a black shirt 🙏

At my funeral please play Badger Badger Badger Badger (minor key version).

Just remember, when we reach Resident Evil 43, that's when Mega Man Legends 2 finally happens.

Can't wait to get paid in corporate scrip! www.cnbc.com/2026/03/20/n...

The Puttied Rock, a rare siding technique

Keep this one in your back pocket for the next time the karaoke bar says there's only time for one last song: youtu.be/uu7h45gO_ok?...

GF playing Mario 64 for the first time, enters Bob-omb Battlefield: "I only know of this game through cultural osmosis, I'm gonna do all the speedrun tech. How do I pick things up?"

"Lurk more" was a good social pressure. Turn it back on

Roguelike character names that die 3 minutes in: Xandrox the Destroyer Alefa, Queen of Sorrows Roguelike character names that save the world and get the ultra ending: Stunce Tird

And One tshirt