Hey remember when Egypt kinda tripped a guy 75 miles away from the goal and then scored several minutes later and they VAR’ed it away

I hope they’ve got Wu Tang ready to go at halftime.

That’s Eddie Vedder?

have you ever met a fan before

The definition of a true fan: A device that consists of a series of vanes radiating from a hub rotated on its axle by a motor.

Me for the next two hours

A lot of committed soccer fans I know seem to think the Balogun red card was questionable maybe but very much within the range of acceptable judgments in that scenario. This mostly makes me think that the rules of soccer are stupid.

i really struggle to imagine how anyone would look at the foul folarin balogun committed against BIH and say “i think this should be a 1 game suspension” without the artificial and arbitrary framework that if you eject a player from a match he has to sit the next one out too

This is the decision that ruined the pristine moral credibility of FIFA 💔

It's so hot out that somebody should throw an Artscape

Hell yeah.

Mo Salah watching that Cabo Verde - Argentina match like 👀

We need our most deranged SEC bag men to get the Balogun red overturned

Holy shit PARAGUAY!

Me trying to give the cats their morning wet food.

Love this for them.

Colombia v D.R. Congo has to be the most sartorially satisfying match of the World Cup thus far. These kits are crisp!

South Korea has really beautiful uniforms.

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It’s fine, guys. The game doesn’t start until the fourth quarter.

@girinathan.bsky.social you’re there, right? Happy for you, dude!

It’s fine, guys. The game doesn’t start until the fourth quarter.

I absolutely love this.

Riding the high of checking a stuffed email inbox after a long weekend and finding nothing of consequence

Moby Dick is a workplace comedy.

Don’t know why the Orioles aren’t getting Coby Mayo to run in the hot dog race.

COOOOOOOWSSSSSEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Some real Wes Anderson bullshit

Can’t decide whether the inspiration for these Detroit uniforms was the Shelby Mustang or those aftermarket underbody lights people get for their Camaro.

Wore this tee (designed by my 5 yo) to an Orioles game last weekend and a ton of people asked where I got it: maryam-and-trajan-tees.printify.me/product/2088...

A great read to cap a spectacular and delightfully surreal weekend. Happy 150th, Ma Lampy!

Oh no

The Padres play in one of the smallest media markets in MLB! They stunk! No one was going to games! Then their beloved late owner Peter Seidler decided to start spending money and pissed off all the other small market owners by blowing up their whole fake broke scheme and now here we are!

I'm moonscrolling

Even the cat was locked in.

PHEW 😮‍💨

i know, i know, but it's honestly pretty amazing that (so far as i can tell) not a single Republican elected official, at any level, has publicly broken with Trump over his threat to annihilate the people of Iran at 8pm today

Donald Trump is deranged. He must be impeached and removed from office. Republicans who don’t stop him will have blood on their hands, and anyone who carries out an order to bomb civilian targets will be complicit in war crimes and will be held accountable.

The world is stupid, but I just watched a squirrel break into a car in the parking lot below me, steal a package of crackers, and escape to a nearby tree. So at least somebody is winning.

Yes I know this is a microscopic quibble in the grand scheme of things but CAN EVERYONE PLEASE STOP USING THE WORD “RESONATE” WRONG OMG AUUUUGH

It's a good baseball game.

WALLACE!

I’m going to need a Matt Berry Oscars supercut when this is over.

“PICT-EE-YA”

That “Golden” performance was incredible though.

“DEH-MEEEEE MAH”

Matt Berry just put a little sauce on his pronunciations of “Los Angeles” and “dot org”. This is what I came here for.

Convince me that the Oscar for Best Sound doesn’t just go to the movie with the loudest sounds

JFC was anyone else watching the USATF half marathon championships this morning??!! Jess McClain surged to overtake the 2 leaders w less than 2 miles left & looked to be cruising to the win when the lead vehicle LED THE TOP 4 WOMEN OFF COURSE thus causing them to drop irrecoverably out of the lead.