it is 8:40 and so far this morning, i’ve lost the main key to the storage behind our building, found the spare to make sure i didn’t lock the main inside (i didn’t), found the main in a box i brought in yesterday, then lost my phone before finding it on the ground next to the storage. 🫩

my music taste really just bounces around huh lmao

noah kahan’s artist clip is once again hilarious

i’m fucking fuming dude. every bit of that was so disappointing

me, a people pleaser with a severe need to be liked by everyone, having to send bossy emails telling people they made a mistake and need to fix it

ⓘ this user has been marked safe from all future taylor swift merch drops until the end of the calendar year because they are poor

everyone living around light pollution and clouds right now:

i seriously had no idea it’s been a year with you guys 😭 it’s somehow felt like way more and way less all at once happy migration day, lovelies!!! i hope you all have the BEST weekend! 🦋

welp. the good news is that i watched the ending of the game in the shower so it was really easy to cry under the running water. no extra work needed 😭

keeping it 💯

boss discovered voice-to-text on windows 10. at least she’s having a good time lmao

idk what i just watched but i’m obsessed. the dramaaaaa??? anyway, go chiefs 😌❤️💛

Trump has fired every person in the special education office in the department of education. I’m absolutely disgusted. Those kids NEED funding and deserve a chance to learn and grow. They need supports and a chance at an education. Getting rid of those people immediately impacts them.

truly an eventful night. all the lights in my apartment except in my bedroom suddenly don’t work. had to finish getting ready at my friend’s. then we went to walmart after the release party and a man hit on me so i panicked and said she was my gf. now i’m alone and peeing in the dark. 🥴

i’m sure someone else noticed this but “i ain’t got to knock on wood” and tiktok having us knock on the orange door k bye

i can’t get over how incredibly sad ruin the friendship is

the fact that i can see it on the map just sitting in memphis, an hour away from me, feels kinda cruel idk

VINYL HAS SHIPPED!!!! 🎉

i can’t stop saying “nothing bad can happen. it can only good happen” anytime the situation warrants it. it’s the stupidest thing i’ve ever heard and is now on a constant loop in my mind

me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines

Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today. Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943. Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s. Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.

lol jk malco theaters just decided to wait and announce several hours later. tickets secured!

guess i won’t be going bc my theater chain is small and boring and will never do fun things

i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence

i’m furious

BUTKER GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!!!

THATS MY FUCKIN QUARTERBACK BABY!!!

I HATE YOU BUTKER

mr beast on my screen against my will this is bullshit

what a supremely shitty day this turned out to be 😃

sabrina’s not fooling me. i know she performed witchcraft to put the souls of abba in goodbye. i just need to prove it.

Congratulations to Travis Kelce on his latest championship ring.

can’t wait to go home and tell my dogs

Me texting everyone I’ve ever met

bestie in the IT dept just called my extension and i answered the phone by saying “she’s engaged she’s engaged she’s engaged” until she joined in. tempted to send out a staff email with the good news lmao

OH MY GOD?????????

mychart, over a week before my appointment: hey we need u to check in me: *checks in* dr’s office calls: hey confirm the appointment for tomorrow me: i did that when i checked in online but ok verbally confirmed mychart, 10 minutes later: hey we need u to check in

EAT A DICK DONALD

i can’t explain it but my entire body is just so calm after watching that. like every anxious thought that’s been swirling in my head for over a week is just gone. i didn’t realize taylor had that kind of power over me??? anyway i got the vinyl

“Are you going out tonight?” No I have plans with Taylor Swift’s website.

note to self: if you’re making no progress with another district when requesting transfer records, call them sounding extremely panicked and slightly mean. should do the trick. god, i hate back-to-school season.

final check in!! anyone else just fully shaking rn

stg if we’re staying up for merch rn i’m gonna scream

Meet me at (twelve minutes after) midnight.

this but in orange

if the fly on my wall could talk he’d be like “why does she keep running around saying ‘oh my god oh my god oh my god’ is she having a meltdown”

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE NORMAL ABOUT THIS