we are living in the dumbest, most embarrassing timeline

united states of fascism said you can have jimmy kimmel back but tylenol causes autism now

sooo this wasn’t at all because of the $1 billion lawsuit and the mass cancellations?? 🤔 this is simply not good enough. keep em cancelled, besties.

hey all, I am really uncomfortable asking but I broke up with my boyfriend and need to move out of the apartment we shared. I found something I will be able to afford the lease on, but I need some help coming up with the first and deposit, for a total of $1600.

brb just texting @quinnhasadhd.bsky.social as i am actively crashing out over one thing, then a second thing, and then a THIRD THING. all in the span of 15 minutes.

He's up! Happy Mabon! 🎃🌽

🍂happy first day of autumn besties🍂 it’s feeling like we’ve got about ten minutes to spare this morning 🧣 spotify: open.spotify.com/track/5enxwA... apple: music.apple.com/us/album/all...

where my hockey moots at?? 👀

delulu Maple Leafs brain go brrrrrrrrrr

what do you call it? STUPID! or is it slow? maybe it’s USELESS!

12 hours of 🍃 sleep and i’m feeling actually refreshed for the first time in nine months

You ever just wanna squish a girlie’s face between your hands and scream “HATING ON TAYLOR SWIFT WONT MAKE GUYS LIKE YOU MORE YOU’RE JUST ENABLING MISOGYNY”

«I knew one day I'd have to watch powerful men burn the world down. I just didn't expect them to be such losers»

This.

🚨| Taylor Swift talks about her creative process behind The Life of a Showgirl CDs and vinyls

✨hey besties✨ this is your reminder to: -drink a glass of water -stand up and do some light stretches -you deserve a small treat i love you all 🥰

📲| Taylor Swift via Instagram: “You'll get to see the exclusive world premiere of the music video for my new single "The Fate of Ophelia", along with never before seen behind-the-scenes footage of how we made it”

THE TRAILER IS HERE

AMC website and app are down for me 😭😭😭

❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥THE OFFICIAL RELEASE PARTY OF A SHOWGIRL IN THEATERS❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

❤️‍🔥 | Swifties everywhere are joining the countdown to The Life of a Showgirl by listening to one Taylor album per day until release! Repost so more fans can join in and celebrate Taylor’s music and eras together ✨ Credits to @/updateswiftbr on X for the idea!

Look at her 🥺❤️‍🔥

🚨| Taylor Swift STUNS in The Life of a Showgirl cardigan while seemingly directing a new music video

new year’s day came on shuffle and now i’m violently depressed and missing the eras tour 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

🗣️ I KNOW VICTORIA’S SECRET, SHE WAS MADE UP BY A DUDE 🗣️

me: i haven’t used this concealer in a while, let’s give it a go again *breaks out in hives* me: oh 🤠

born to yap with the besties, forced to work so i have money to live 😔😔

reproductive rights are human rights. black and trans lives matter. i stand with Ukraine and with Palestine. if you think differently on these, please block me. thank you.

PLEASE 🗣️

besties i think i found taylor’s burner account

Welcome to the United Kingdom! 🇬🇧 Never before in U.S. History has a President been acknowledged by another country in this unique way! 🇺🇸 At Windsor Castle, in London & all across the land, people are United! ✊ They all want to see the #EPSTEIN_PedoFiles, ASAP! 👀

i rang the bell 🤭 #SwiftiesLivingMas 🌮🔔

she said it best and she fucking ate 🫰 justice for Trey Reed and Cory Zukatis www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8S57bT1/

finally home from work with an absolutely ✨killer✨ migraine 🤪 someone come run me over with a truck pls

day 3 of being an indie romantasy author: i’m thinking a sad ending. no wait, a happy ending! wait, maybe sad. no, happy. wait. happy and sad at the same time??? 😵‍💫 #amwriting #writingcommunity #writersky #writerslife

@polkadottedlily.bsky.social the way I’ve JUST noticed your icon is fucking Misha Collins 💀

Don’t be too distracted by Taylor’s drop to miss out on signed Florence 😌 shop.florenceandthemachine.net

CARDIGAN

🚨 | Taylor Swift is set to appear at the "Graham Norton Show" on October 3rd.

👀👀👀

REPEAT AFTER ME: ❤️‍🔥 I WILL NOT PANIC BUY ❤️‍🔥 I WILL NOT SPEND MONEY I DONT HAVE ❤️‍🔥 I WILL NOT CONVINCE MYSELF UGLY MERCH IS CUTE JUST BECAUSE ❤️‍🔥 I WILL CHECK THAT MY BILLS ARE PAID FIRST ❤️‍🔥 I WILL. NOT. PANIC. BUY.

OH HERE WE GO AGAIN 🤠

i spent the first half hour of my shift trying to connect to the printer and word crashing on me every single time 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

✨good morning besties✨

✨🐉✨SHE’S HERE✨🐉✨

now i'm in a cab, i tell 'em where your PLACEEE ISSSS🗣️💃🏻