Jeez I’m under a rock for 2 days and suddenly Taylor’s got a snake in her boot 😭😭

Sometimes, we CAN have nice things 😏 My remaster of the Reputation Stadium Tour is finally here and available now. Donations accepted but NEVER required 🫶🏻🖤 ko-fi.com/s/cc43956780

HEY MLB MONEY LAUNDERING BITCHES WHY IS IT SO DIFFICULT MY ***LOCAL*** BASEBALL TEAM, AND I HAD TO SCROLL TO CHANNEL ONE-THOUSAND ONE-HUNDRED FIFTY TWO WHYYYYY AAAHHHHHHHH

7 deadly sins check!! share which ones you’ve committed today 🥇pride-weight loss going to my head 💰greed 💋lust-i have a hot wife, nuff said 🤑envy-undeserving coworker got promoted 🐷gluttony-ate too much Easter candy 👹wrath-called my computer an inbred co**suc*** 😴sloth-sitting at my standing desk

A friendly reminder that this acct is a safe space for ALL lgbtqia, abortion-havers, pre-marital participants, etc. It is NOT a safe space for disrespectful bigots ❌ Oh and also a reminder that fear of hell doesn’t make you a good person— intent not sourced from hate and manipulation does 🥰♥️🫶🏻✨

I’d be perfectly content if men *in general* never touched it again. We needed Kamala so bad, but she was denied votes because ppl (conservatives) claimed she would “start unnecessary wars” and “raise gas prices” … How’d that turn out, dumbasses? 💀😭

Good morning woooorld and all who sin within it!!! 🥰🫧💫🫶🏻💖✨

“hey guys uhh separation of church and state it’s all a sin im not racist but I love them but unfortunately” 🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪

Even if heaven was real I’m pretty sure you’d still have to be at least likable to get in 💀

i love this community for dogpiling and publicly humiliating a bigot like that this is some beautiful teamwork you love to see it keep it up!!!

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“Jesus despises no one.” So why should you? Jesus doesn’t teach hate, but your rhetoric is hateful. I grew up Catholic. I saw all the disdain shrouded in misguided self-righteousness for what it was. I choose to be a good person to be a good person, not out of fear. I’m sad you can’t say the same.

Baby let the ✨countdown✨ begin! 🐍🖤 Only 3 days until my remastered version of the Reputation Stadium Tour is yours! Also, don't forget to participate in the poll on my page by 4pm tomorrow so you can get access to the album a whole day early! Are you ready for it?! 👀 ko-fi.com/cbjo96

Only 10 days left until my Rep Stadium tour remaster comes out, but it could be 9! 👀 ko-fi.com/polls/Only-1... All poll participants get the album a day early! 🖤✨

all the pieces of me shattered as the crowd was chanting more etc etc

I hope we get another But Daddy I Love Him style bonking from Taylor for this entitled behavior because yall clearly didn’t hear her the first time.

I fixed it best I could yall here!!! 🥰🫶🏻

“Song of the summer” when I’m just realizing it’s actually spring and not still winter is crazy

Bringing this gem back bc WHERE IS SHE 😠

This one IS for the best... 🎉 Presenting, in honor of tonight's iHeartRadio awards and commemorating the very song for which Taylor won Video of the Year in 2018: The live, remastered version of Delicate from the Reputation Stadium Tour! 🖤 Available in my Ko-fi shop at 5pm 🫶🏻

Maybe it's just me but I should NOT have to be hunting down regional property managers on LinkedIn and cc'ing them just to get a response from our godforsaken apartment office. 1 phone call and 3 emails with not even an acknowledgement in return

@bsky.app @moderation.bsky.app Either get the bots under control or give us private accounts. Pretending it’s not happening is going to result in people deactivating and leaving

trailers do u like dem

In case anyone wondering what quality pressure washing you get for $2,150 a month in rent (along with the dog poop painted sidewalks and neighbors *weedlor* smoke seeping into my closet and perfuming my work clothes)….. It’s this. 😶🧍🏻‍♂️😀

Baby let the games begin! 🖤✨Saturday, April 4th✨🖤 On the same day Taylor was announced to have "been busy" in 2017, my latest compilation remaster that has kept me quite busy myself can finally be yours to enjoy 🫶🏻 Are YOU ready for it?! 😜

@bsky.app @moderation.bsky.app Either get the bots under control or give us private accounts. Pretending it’s not happening is going to result in people deactivating and leaving

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

@bsky.app @moderation.bsky.app Either get the bots under control or give us private accounts. Pretending it’s not happening is going to result in people deactivating and leaving

A bathroom stall is a WILD place to play your maga “all libs are Illuminati” propaganda videos OUT LOUD 😭😭

0/10 would not recommend pausing the speak now world tour movie

Idk if I’d say I’m monetarily motivated but what I WILL say is I received my first “donation” or “coffee” on Ko-fi this afternoon and suddenly want to take on 36 more projects 😅😋🤭

What if I told you that... for the next project release... There would be no explanation?? 👀

This is one of those moments everyone remembers exactly what was happening when they first saw this 🥹 I was getting myself ready for bed and prepared for work Monday morning Where were YOU when this dropped? ✨🫶🏻

Watch out y’all… alert the authorities!!! ‼️‼️ Might as well add me to a “Possesses Common Sense and Original Thoughts” list 🙄🙃😂

On this, the 3rd birthday of The Eras Tour, I present to you: ✨The Eras Tour: Live & Remastered✨ My first passion project from Logic, this album of live songs straight from the concert is entirely remastered to feel like we're right back where it all began 🫶🏻 Donations accepted, but always free ♥️

This is on the desk of a loud and proud, certified Swift hater and the irony of it is taking me out. He doesn’t even know he’s got a lyric on display and on TODAY of all days 😭😭

Don’t do me like this I was JUST coming to terms with turning 30 this weekend 😭

And what if I said I had something exciting in store for the Eras Tour 3rd birthday on the 17th?? 👀😇🥰🎶🎧

Random blocking by a long-time moot after returning from weeks of little to no activity will never cease to confuse me lol but here we are ig ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

8 days til I turn 30 and it still doesn’t feel real bc wdym I’m starting a whole new decade? 😭

Well… this didn’t go as planned did it lmao whoops 😅

Day 1/15 of 2 things I can’t do at 30: 1. Trying to fit in. I haven’t cared about this for some time, but it feels more prevalent now than ever. Quality over quantity. I won’t shrink myself to be more admissible 2. Silently play hide and seek. If my stature doesn’t give me away, my knees will 🦴💥

Today’s a big day in Christian lore and I felt like talking about it a bit Sorry it’s so tiny, there’s alt text with an exact copy-paste if that’s easier. Love you all ♥️🫶🏻

The fact that we’re coming up on 3 years since the debut of the Eras Tour doesn’t sit right with me 😶🫠

My main job responsibility may be to put out a lot of fires, but I can absolutely start them too, bitch. You pulled the wrong trigger 🖕🏼

Today on my lunch I went down a Logic Pro learning rabbit hole, and the Eras Tour Final Show live album I’m reworking went from sounding like ripped stream audio (shhh 🤫🏴‍☠️🤫) to what I can only imagine it sounded like in-person at the stadiums 👀 Holy moly do I love audio production 😌

Repost if your account is a safe space for the trans community. 🏳️‍⚧️

*opens tiktok* Is immediately greeted with: “I ain’t got to knock on wood, forgive— — me, Peter. My lost fearless leader…” … That’s enough for tonight. 🥲

Innocent photos of my daughter being non-consensually submitted to generative AI (by family, mind you) is going to be my villain origin story. If anything is going to make me go from non-confrontational to BALLISTIC… it’s that.