i am 24 years old. how did i just stumble upon that if you put a mac and cheese cup in the microwave on top of a paper towel it doesn't overflow goopy water all over the microwave tray at ALL????

connections bestie you cannot just make up words for your purple categories. it's bad enough that your purple categories are Like That, you don't need to invent words bc you can't think of four real ones that fit the category what the fuck???

hey remember how they said "late july/august" yeah it's almost 202fucking6 and there is still no sd8 release date i want to fight brent smith in an alleyway

it fucken wimdy

i'm two rainforest cafe coladas that are basically alcoholic strawberry banana smoothies deep and i'm feeling it but this shit yummy

tell me why my phone died and now all my internet tabs are just fucking gone why does technology hate me i had like 20 ao3 tabs i'll never find again 😭

i love spotify wrapped artist messages bc they're all just either 1. normal 2. purely promotional 3. call out post 4. goofy 5. this person definitely has a gun pointed to their head offscreen 6. that time flo rida made his wrapped message the josh hutcherson whistle meme

can we as a society re-normalize scaring children into not revealing personal info like their age etc on the internet? bc gen alpha needs to learn online stranger danger and it's honestly fucked they don't already understand it. it's 2025, they need to teach that shit in schools

i wish there was a font website that let you put in very specific keywords. like i need a font that's giving "high school mean girl who dots her i's with hearts" lmao

omg i feel this so hard! like please invest resources into normal customer service infrastructure and spare your underpaid social media managers from having to exist on the nazi website? it is not a place for the general public anymore, why are we still treating it that way

i love it here and def prefer bsky over bird app, but it does piss me off that i can't just @ an official account or find out info about shit because all the brands and shit either have a bsky but only post on twt or only have a twt. fucking bullshit.

tell me why i've been the only person doing laundry all fucking morning and just went to go empty the 2 (out of EIGHT) dryers i was currently using to find that all my shit was dumped on the table in here (FROM BOTH DRYERS) AND THERE WERE STILL MULTIPLE OPEN DRYERS AVAILABLE

november 2025

wrapped 2025!

gonna post my wrapped later, alt text is gonna take a minute and i'm in class but i need yall to know that m's #2 song is the bluey theme

sometimes you just gotta add something to your presentation to make you smile so you don't go insane

i can't lie i kind of like gatekeeping this place. yes it's the worst and most boring place on the internet don't come here

somehow word has decided the default state is no autosaving despite me Never Touching That Why Would I Want That and long story short i closed my paper by accident and almost jumped off of a really tall something right here in the library lol

yall remember when everyone realized there was a pink And a purple lover guitar and we all just collectively crashed tf out over it

no joke it's 1am and stompy has been quiet since i got back from the library at 6pm but now he's decided it's stomping hours 😭

when i talk about stompy i need yall to know this is what i mean and to recap, "stomping" means it sounds like he's pacing the entire length of the apartment while walking like a toddler throwing a tantrum

my hatred of ai might be temporarily outweighed by my hatred of watching the video of me doing a client roleplay with my professor and listen it's due tonight and i haven't even started this assignment bc i hate watching videos of myself (gonna try to get it to transcribe it for me lol)

something something she'll be free on january 6th but hell yeah get gone

i've been getting through the sheer amount of shit i have to do with the promise of going home less for thanksgiving and more for my sister's 21st and to just Be Home for a long weekend and i just checked the weather and the first fucking time it's ever shown snow here it's the night before i leave

Updated cardigan checklist! Which ones do you have??✨🫶🏻 folklore (with “folklore album” patch)❌ folklore (with “Taylor Swift” patch) ✔️ Holiday Beige❌ Holiday Grey❌ Red TV ❌️ Speak Now TV ✔️ 1989 TV ❌️ TTPD ✔️ Midnights ❌️ Lover ❌️ Fearless TV ❌️ The Life of a Showgirl 🙏

god we had to interview my professor for our big assignment in my roleplay class (not what it's called but that's what it is lol. i hate it.) and we recorded ourselves. and we have to watch it back for the reflection assignment due sunday and i am dying over here trying to get through it 😭

of course they have the tloas cardigan without a goddamn cd when i no longer have money to spend on merch 😭

i love getting shamed in fucking r/SouthwestAirlines of all fucking places for not having time to make a phone call to a helpdesk and sit on hold for an unknown amount of time like i was just fucking asking for advice and if this was happening to anyone else what the fuck

i love asking a genuine question on reddit on a sub that i didn't think would be full of dbags and getting the most unhelpful rude replies that don't actually answer my question

i saw the person sitting next me me in class this morning do wordle and her first word was QUEUE. psychotic behavior

brb changing my pfp to 'coffinfish that looks like you just told him santa isn't real'

i wish you could block songs on spotify. like yeah theres the 'hide in this playlist' but i just do not want to see stacy's mom ever. or happy by pharrell williams. at the very least stop putting it on my daylist if i've fucking hidden it

today i made a myspace account in the year of our lord 2025. why? because someone in my cohort found one of our professors' soundcloud acc. and today a few of us were bored and i found his twt account. which linked to his myspace. WHICH HAS HIS OLD BAND AND MUSIC ON IT

can yall go to this link and vote for big scumper for me (it's not my idea it just makes me laugh and i want the government to have to put it on a highway)

if anyone sees any doormat dupes hmu, i've been needing to get one for my apt but i'm not about to spend $55 on one 💀

absolutely losing my mind bc you can buy a top in pokemon go that is just three different layers of plaid. and there's matching pants. this is somehow more absurd than the hats that are just pokemon heads.

i need something to be done about stompy fucking soon. my already very-loose-usage-of-the-word sleep schedule has gone to shit, i'm practically living in the library during the day, and it's after fucking midnight and he's rearranging his fucking furniture again or something

been getting back into connections and todays purple can fuck all the way off lmao

my sister is getting illegally fucking demoted by her fucking powertripping manager for requesting time off in december bc she's "asking for too many weekends off" i'm so fucking pissed rn partly bc i know my sister and that she won't do anything about it even though this is a pattern of behavior

i hate reading research studies bc wdym this one doesn't actually talk about the study they conducted at any point. this shit is peer reviewed. several people let this article be published that was 95% filler and jargon.

i made a new thing! #DoctorWho

i made a new thing! #DoctorWho

FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING MERCH

finally a good fucking merch drop

every time i see an "x democrats voted against their party/agree with horrible thing/etc" i'm always shocked when marie gluesenkamp perez isn't on there. bc she's my representative and i once emailed my reps about palestine and she replied saying israel's child murder was justified actually

it's absolutely insane to me that everything priotitizes ios over android bc in the grand scheme of things, ios is only iphones while android is pretty much every other phone type. so if something breaks on an android app we're SOL if it didn't also break on the ios version

🥰 believe victims 🥰 🥰protect your community, not the abusers 🥰

there's a special place in hell for restaurants that don't let you look at their menu online unless you pretend to start an online order

i miss one day on bsky... what the fuck happened

just got an email from shinedown saying "something’s on the way wHaT cOUlD iT bE" bestie if it's not a fucking album release date i'm going to lose it